Girlfriend is wondering why i don't look like The Rock after years of lifting

She said "are you sure you're doing it right how come you don't look like the Rock look how muscular he looks" she also doesn't understand dieting down, cutting, bulking up, caloric deficits etc or any of these things.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically hit her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that you OP? Other than the pirate skeleton hand I'm mirin'. Also this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      "He's an old man that uses anabolic steroids to achieve a naturally unattainable physique. He is literally putting stuff we use to make cattle bigger into his body. He has tiny shrunken balls and will die an early, painful death."

      I'm not so sure. Even ignoring he has access to some of the best gear, doctors and health care money can buy a lot of the old school roiders that were taking obscene amounts from their late teens are still banging about strong as ever..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      worked for millions of years. idk people decided to frown upon it now. shit works.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking purely from a physique standpoint, she's lucky to have you. 99.9% of human history this is a great male physique and what does she say?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "He's an old man that uses anabolic steroids to achieve a naturally unattainable physique. He is literally putting stuff we use to make cattle bigger into his body. He has tiny shrunken balls and will die an early, painful death."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he’s one of the highest paid actors of all time, and makes hundreds of millions of dollars. I’d start frauding in a heartbeat if I could have half his wealth and so would you
      so saying this to his gf would probably just sound like cope to any normal person

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I’d start frauding in a heartbeat if I could have half his wealth and so would you
        Not him but I wouldn't.
        Money isn't everything.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >typed pedro from his laptop in the favela

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have no idea what you're insinuating schizo

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he's insinuating you're poor

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the rock is worth an estimated 800 million dollars, with just half of that you’d not only be able to never have to work another day in your life, you’d be able to live an absolute life of pure luxury, doing whatever you want and going wherever you want. You’d also be able to give every member of your family millions of dollars so they’d life comfortably for life, if you have kids you could give them a life start most people would kill for, allowing them to go to the top schools in the world, setting them up for life. And doing all this you still wouldn’t come close to running out of money, you’d be able to leave behind a size able inheritance
          And you’re telling me if you were given this amount of money for your natty card you wouldn’t do it because “money isn’t everything”, you’re a retard

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I already don't work and live a life of pure luxury.
            As for my family, they can fend for themselves, as we all do.
            >if you have kids
            >inheritance
            Not even in the cards.

            There is no reason to pollute my body for worldly gain

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the rock is worth an estimated 800 million dollars
            No

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He's probably worth more. Assuming he owns 25% of his tequila company, he's likely worth 1B+

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Money isn't everything but you can buy almost everything with money
          Time, optimal health conditions, stress less life etc
          If u roid and get 10 million from it you can spend that money to live 10x as healthy as your average wagie that tries to live a healthy lifestyle

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How would it sound like cope when it's just the facts? It doesn't sound like cope, it sounds like logic and sense.

        He's supposed to not mention roids even when his girlfriend has directly brought it up because it'll "sound like cope"? 'the fuck out of here man, I'm talking about roids within milliseconds if someone brings up how muscular hollywood stars are you cuck.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The rock admitted he was frauding in like highschool though kek

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disregard opinion, keep going. Mirin' brah

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    explain to her that the rock is 6’5 and on an insane amount of steroids

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ackshually he's 6'2

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rock would probably compliment you . He is a littybro

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does she understand manipulating hormone profiles and their effects on a physique? Because that's about the only one that matters in this case.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's wild to think that she could/ would be dissatisfied with what you've accomplished. I'm mirin' hard.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather have your physique than the Rock's, keep going brah.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She knows all of that already. She is saying those things to put you down; to put you in your place.

    She is threatened by how you're improving, how you're growing. Instead of wanting to see how far you can push yourself, instead of wanting to be at your side supporting you, she instead has decided to berate you. To attempt to humiliate you by deliberately comparing you to unrealistic standards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I put a shirtless photo on whatsapp and one of her friends called me "muscly" then after she began complimenting me again. The reality is she is doesn't understand anything about steroid usage or building a physique she just assumes someone goes to the gym for a while lifts weights and eat whatever you want and you turn into The Rock. She assumes it's just simple and easy, throw some weights around for a few years and you'll look like him. If you explain anything about roiding, dieting etc she just says "i know yeah" and changes the subject.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude why are you getting upset at a literal woman over this shit? They do not have the mental faculties to understand shit like this. If you really care that much, ask her why she doesn't look like some female model, listen to her cope, and then say "exactly my point" and then go on with your day. You know you are built, you should not need the validation of a woman to confirm that. Fucking hell.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        turns out women are for sex housework and babies not intellectual discourse

        who knew

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fuck her friend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This^
      You basically need to do the opposite of whatever your girl tells you as far how you look goes. She doesn’t even know it, but she’s sabotaging you so other girls don’t find you attractive so you’ll stay with her which will also make her resent you. It’s a mindfuck, and the way out is to do what YOU know is best. She will follow or leave, and if she leaves, there’s a better one for you.
      Of course she has no idea she’s doing this and there’s no point in getting upset about it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wise words

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck man, nice post. My wife just accused me of being "narcissistic" after changing my burger order to be a lettuce wrap instead of a bun. I told her the last 2 abs in my 6 pack were difficult. You'd think a wife would be proud to have a faithful husband with a 6 pack...

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Email the rock challenging him to a fight, in the highly likely event that he does not respond, this indicates that he is too scared to even reply and you have won. Forward this email to your girlfriend

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tell her you stopped lifting see what she says

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your girlfriend finds a samoan-moron more attractive than you. She creams her underwear thinking of his brown melanin coated penis sliding in and out of her. She doesn't care that she's landed some good looking guy who takes care of himself, most women are pic_related. Yours is and you should probably just kick her stupid fucking ass to the curb and find some girl who is appreciative. Find some chubby girl with good facial features and run her ass ragged until she's in shape.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro how long have you been lifting for?
    Genuinely impressed.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's dyels on this board who think the The Schmuck is natty.
    What do you expect from a thot?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You look fantastic. That's a good natty physique. Girls are clueless and fake nattys destroy people's perception on what's attainable naturally

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >natty
      moron is clearly on a cycle

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that
        >needing a cycle
        Do you gays even lift?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean I’d need juice for that at my height of 6‘8

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post body (you won't).

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >female is a drooling retard
    many such cases

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why don't you look like the Rock?
    Ask her why she deserves for you to look like the Rock.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ask your gf why she doesn't look like Stacy Keibler despite years of dieting

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how are all the responses here either advocating some angry serious putdown or autistically explaining about steroids and bulking/cutting, etc

    just tell her that you're happy with your body as is, don't be such a serious sperg holy shit how are you guys so miserable and uptight all the time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking this. This is what is going to piss off her girlfriend the most. Here's a list of responses that I'd work with
      >Who is the "Rock"? Never heard of him
      >He looks great, really happy for him. What does he do again?
      >I'm actually really happy with my body currently. I'm obviously trying to get stronger and bigger, but if I don't, I just enjoy lifting.

      All of you who are thinking of putting down or explaining to the girl are on women understanding level 1 or 2. Once you understand that women are neurotic at their very core, being mentally healthy happy is the thing that will make them the most pissed off. But guess what? Women care so much about appearing mentally healthy, that shitting on your happiness is a non-option.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you really expect that people on IST understand women?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's been on steroids for over 20 years. He had to have gyno surgery back during his wrestling days due to it

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your gf is dumb as shit bro

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's feeling threatened by you and is attempting to put you down so she has some semblance of control, by in the very least proving to herself she can control your mood.

    I recommend you insulting her back, like ''I also wish you had a bigger ass, but you gotta work with what you have''. But since I don't think you'll have the guts for this, just disregard her and next time react in a more rigid manner.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    surely this is bait
    you unironically look better than most roiders
    if she actually said that i would beat her to hospital bed. maybe there's more to it and she is implying something but that is absolutely retarded and outrageous comment

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dump her, what an absolute bitch. I don't look half as big as you and my girlfriend feels up my muscles and calls me sexy all the time. I'm assuming you've already explained to her that The Rock is on a fuckton of steroids that only aren't leading him to an early death because he's rich enough to afford an entire team of nutritionists and doctors to manage his health. No idea why she'd still put you down.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If that is bod and not a larp shes a stupid moron you look good

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She wants to fuck a racially ambiguous roider, I'm sorry.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its ok op, id have sex with you

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing that you can such a fantastic figure yet be so brittle in the mind to let your clueless dumb bitch GF have you running off for validation from the chanz. Tell her why she isn't X supermodel thin when she next eats a salad, laugh in her face then pin her down and fuck her silly.

    This won't happen of course as A) you're too pussy and B) you clearly have a weird relationship based on unironically negging each other instead of support and love mixed in with playful banter

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shorts over tights
    >i-i-i have a girlfriend, i swear!

    i don't think so timothy

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tell her to go to the gym and find out for herself. stupid cunt

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m calling bullshit
    You’re acting like a woman fishing for compliments online gay

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take her to the gym with you, best case she'll undestand that you mog most people their and that she hasnt suddenly gotten jacked after 3 sessions, worst case nothing changes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worse case, op gets mogged by a the rock-esque physique and gf leaves him for this roid beast.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’d brutally face fuck her mother for doing so, record it and send it to all of her friends

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leave her. When I started lifting my then-gf would make snarky remarks about me probably being the weakest guy at the gym and she would sometimes ask me to flex my muscles so she could say "not that much progress". Of course she was nice and sweet before I started lifting, she went fucking mad because all she wanted to do was to lay in bed and order pizza. Then she got angry because I said that I want her ready to go with me to do groceries when I come back from the gym. Told her to pack her things and never to speak to me again, fucked her sister a week later, stole her friends, started lifting with one of them. "Anon" means "cold motherfucker".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm curious, how do you go from breaking up with your girlfriend to fucking her sister? What kind of person betrays their siblings like that? Sounds like it happened in a trailer park and nobody involved was even mildly attractive.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, she was always attracted to me. My ex forgot her copy of "e-boita" and since I live between her sister's work and their home, she came by to get the book. I always liked her so I asked her how outrageous would it be if I poured her a drink. She was hesitant, but she said that her friends blew her off that day and if we're not going to see each other anymore then we can just have a drink or two. She asked me what happened between me and her little sister, I started joking that my dick is just too small, she told me to stop joking, I said that my farts are too bad and her sister doesn't like scat fetishists, she laughed and told me that she wants the truth, I said I didn't want to badmouth her sibling and she said she is just curious, because my ex would go on all the time about the things we did together/for each other and she would really fucking flex with a boyfriend like that. I laughed and told her how the last two months sucked. I kept shit vague out of respect, but she was asking for details. I guess she just took pity on me after the fourth drink, because when I went to the kitchen for some fruits she went with me and when I rinsed them she just hugged me from behind. I kissed her and yeah. My ex probably thinks her sister went out with her friends that night.

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