GIVE ME YOUR DIRTIEST, OBCURE, UNHEARD OF, INNERMOST BULKING SECRETS OR THE cat FRICKING GETS IT
I NEED TO INCREASE MASS FAST~!
I' M NOT JOKING
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GIVE ME YOUR DIRTIEST, OBCURE, UNHEARD OF, INNERMOST BULKING SECRETS OR THE cat FRICKING GETS IT
I NEED TO INCREASE MASS FAST~!
I' M NOT JOKING
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>Pasta
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drink oil
INTRIGUING
ELABORATE
highest possible calories
1 bottle == 5 days of calories
post face I bet it looks like pepperoni pizza with all the acne
your mistake was assuming i'm trying to give good advice
Second would be sugar and crisco.
Bough a Costco pack of 60 bags of almonds/cashews/peanuts... I just eat a bag every day between meals. 800 calories of pure nutrition goodness without a struggle
All foods can be blended with whole milk in a blender. Open up your pantry, grab whatever the frick you want, add milk, blend. My favourite is tuna and maple syrup.
Absolutely VILE
Just be yourself
Take shots of olive oil
Pasta, Rice and chocolate.
Also fatty fast food.
dry scoop cocoa powder
Lol it would be funny if I raped her stupid fricking face
Have one actual human meal a day. Fill the rest with a shake of mostrous proportions.
I kneel
Bake frozen croissants. Cut in half, add nutella on each half. Eat one croissant with breakfast and one with or as a snack. Easy 1k per day right there.
Mommy's choccy chip cookies
Potatoes are the cheapest thing you can eat
711 pizzas are 4.99. cheap tall boy beers are like 2.50$ each. Drink like 4 tall boys and then eat the entire 711 pizza before going to bed
do it
The 20 reps breathing squats program
it's the equivalent of an autobulk button, you will be hungry 24/7, eating like a madman to sustain progression
You will be rewarded with muscle growth everywhere (legs especially)
What do you mean by "breathing"?
What he calls breathing squats is simply describing the technique used to get tnrough a 20 rep squat set. It means stopping at the top, large inhales, valsalva, and squat, exhale as you reach the top and large inhales again. This is so you can do heavy weights, stops you from getting dizzy, and allows you to complete the set without cramping up by bouncing up and down.
you load your 10rm on the bar and do 20 reps without re-racking
around rep 8 you will need to take some deep breaths between reps to rest
search on google for more details
Eat her. Easy 10,000 calories.
>Easy 10,000 calories.
average 180 lbs. human has about 155,816 calories in their body so she would have a lot more than 10k
so basically OP you just have to resort to cannibalism
No way that's real.
Gomad really really really works well.
A ham and cheese sandwich with mayo is easily 600kcal
BEER!
LITERALLY EAT A FRICKING BAG OF FLOUR
EAT SHIT!
SHIT IS WHAT IS LEFT OVER OF FOODS AFTER YOUR BODY HAS USED IT ALL FOR NUTRIENTS, IT HAS VERY LOW IF ANY CALORIES AT ALL!
Fettuccine with Alfredo sauce
Chocolate milk, now put the gun down.
if they weren't like $26 now I totally would
Work from home, and I have set up a daily “meeting” in my work schedule at 16:30 to take my daily dosage of fapping. 25’ to clear mi mind and I’m back to work.
Feels good and does not mess with my early morning lifting routine.
I don't negotiate with terrorists OP
Ask politely next time
>Pilk
Justo that
Homeless men have roughly 130,000 calories and are free on the street. Find one and keep him in your freezer all month. No one will miss him. I've eaten 13 homeless men
What do you do with the blood and bones? Or do you use the bone for brought and blood for some dish? What does a homeless man taste like?
Cream, butter, pasta, meat, nuts etc... high calorie food should not be hard to find?