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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Pasta
    /thread

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    drink oil

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      INTRIGUING
      ELABORATE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        highest possible calories
        1 bottle == 5 days of calories

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Take shots of olive oil

      highest possible calories
      1 bottle == 5 days of calories

      post face I bet it looks like pepperoni pizza with all the acne

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        your mistake was assuming i'm trying to give good advice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Second would be sugar and crisco.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bough a Costco pack of 60 bags of almonds/cashews/peanuts... I just eat a bag every day between meals. 800 calories of pure nutrition goodness without a struggle

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All foods can be blended with whole milk in a blender. Open up your pantry, grab whatever the frick you want, add milk, blend. My favourite is tuna and maple syrup.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely VILE

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just be yourself

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Take shots of olive oil

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pasta, Rice and chocolate.
    Also fatty fast food.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dry scoop cocoa powder

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lol it would be funny if I raped her stupid fricking face

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have one actual human meal a day. Fill the rest with a shake of mostrous proportions.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bake frozen croissants. Cut in half, add nutella on each half. Eat one croissant with breakfast and one with or as a snack. Easy 1k per day right there.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mommy's choccy chip cookies

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Potatoes are the cheapest thing you can eat

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    711 pizzas are 4.99. cheap tall boy beers are like 2.50$ each. Drink like 4 tall boys and then eat the entire 711 pizza before going to bed

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do it

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The 20 reps breathing squats program

    it's the equivalent of an autobulk button, you will be hungry 24/7, eating like a madman to sustain progression
    You will be rewarded with muscle growth everywhere (legs especially)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean by "breathing"?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What he calls breathing squats is simply describing the technique used to get tnrough a 20 rep squat set. It means stopping at the top, large inhales, valsalva, and squat, exhale as you reach the top and large inhales again. This is so you can do heavy weights, stops you from getting dizzy, and allows you to complete the set without cramping up by bouncing up and down.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you load your 10rm on the bar and do 20 reps without re-racking
        around rep 8 you will need to take some deep breaths between reps to rest
        search on google for more details

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Eat her. Easy 10,000 calories.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Easy 10,000 calories.
      average 180 lbs. human has about 155,816 calories in their body so she would have a lot more than 10k

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        so basically OP you just have to resort to cannibalism

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No way that's real.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gomad really really really works well.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A ham and cheese sandwich with mayo is easily 600kcal

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BEER!

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    LITERALLY EAT A FRICKING BAG OF FLOUR

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    EAT SHIT!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      SHIT IS WHAT IS LEFT OVER OF FOODS AFTER YOUR BODY HAS USED IT ALL FOR NUTRIENTS, IT HAS VERY LOW IF ANY CALORIES AT ALL!

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fettuccine with Alfredo sauce

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chocolate milk, now put the gun down.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if they weren't like $26 now I totally would

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Work from home, and I have set up a daily “meeting” in my work schedule at 16:30 to take my daily dosage of fapping. 25’ to clear mi mind and I’m back to work.
    Feels good and does not mess with my early morning lifting routine.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't negotiate with terrorists OP

    Ask politely next time

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Pilk
    Justo that

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Homeless men have roughly 130,000 calories and are free on the street. Find one and keep him in your freezer all month. No one will miss him. I've eaten 13 homeless men

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What do you do with the blood and bones? Or do you use the bone for brought and blood for some dish? What does a homeless man taste like?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cream, butter, pasta, meat, nuts etc... high calorie food should not be hard to find?

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