given $1000 and an amazon account what would you buy if you wanted a home gym?

given $1000 and an Amazon account what would you buy if you wanted a home gym?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sex doll and a 200 pound punching bag

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 sex dolls

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

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      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

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      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

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        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

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  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1 sex doll and the rest spent on the amazon wishlist of my favorite onlyfans goddess

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    power rack, barbell, 2 45 bumpers, 135 iron weight set, adjustable bench

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you just buy a little sign that says "I LOVE SUCKING wienerS" while you're at it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because I already have one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kys

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        whats ur problem man

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because I already have one

        kek

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’d use $200 on a bike and the other $800 for membership at a gym that will actually have enough equipment to get a good workout

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Finally someone with a fricking brain.
      $1000 will buy you frick all for a home gym, you need like $40-50k

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        only 40-50k? are you poor or something! A home gym needs a parking lot too!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. I would never use amazon because i'm not cattle.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me personally? I'm not sure if 1000 bucks would get me this far but
    >bench and barbell with some heavy-ass weights
    >those adjustable powerblock dumbbells (I think they go up to 70 kg)
    >pull-up/dipping station (band assisted if needed)
    >Boxing bag or a woman, whichever fits what remains of the budget

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rowing machine, adjustable dumbbells, weight vest, pull up bar

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anyone have power rack recommendations?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >read thread
    >next thing I know
    >sex doll in cart

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A bike and a wild camping overnight kit.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Legs16

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a new TV

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pulley machine. Bench. Barbell. End thread.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol $1000 is frick all for a home gym

    Weights cost over $2 per pound where I live. I bought a pair of 100lb dumbbells during the spring and it cost me over $400. I also bought a sturdy gym quality bench that can support up to 800lbs and that cost another $400+.
    But I'll play along with your game. If I had no gym equipment and only $1000 to spend I'd probably just buy calisthenic equipment and some kettlebells

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're not helping
      also dumbbells are a meme

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you ever need 100lbs dumbbells?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chest press, RDL, farmers walk, calf raise

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ok maybe farmers walk. The others no.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because I'm dyel and I like being strong?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    $1000 is not enough to fix my ceiling height. Can't put any power racks inside due to it.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, I have $3000 to spare for a "home" gym.
    I live in an apartment though, so I cannot get a power rack or any large machines.
    Can I achieve good enough results with dumbbells?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >apartment
      No. Stop.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, even a hobo home gym with only dumbbells is better than nothing
      start with a bench, adjustable dumbbells and an air bike or elliptical

      there's also these Bowflex home gym machines but no idea how good are they

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For Germany my setup:
    UFC Bench ~150€
    Hop Sport Power Cage with pull up bar ~220€
    Physionix weight rack ~100€
    MAXXIVA Barbell 180cm ~40€
    Roughly 100€ for yoga mat and floor puzzle mats, how much depends on how much you value your floor
    A few kettlebells, two of them the same weight for farmers carry, a light one for turkish getups and other meme exercises and one for kettlebell swings. Price varies heavily because metal kettlebells are expensive as frick right now.

    Cry as you no longer have enough money for a decent amount for plates, as iron plates are at 1kg=3€ and you are not dyel enough to get far with the cheaper 1kg=1€ bumper plates.
    Also maybe get some dumbells, I don't like them much.

    All made in China or Taiwan, nothing has broken and killed me (yet).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      plates are cost more than anything and once u buy a set eventually u gotta buy more

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah those prices hurt. Also 20kg kettlebells 60€ because they are made from iron, wtf. They used to be 20€.
        If the OP is really dyel maybe he can buy bumper plates, a full long barbell like that with 10kg bumper plates is maybe 100kg and with 100€ still in budget. Afaik there is concrete inside so the price didn't rise nowhere near as much because of the war.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dumbbells and a pullup rack. That's LITERALLY all you need to get aesthetic.
    >inb4 copeshitters seethe
    kys fatty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget a dip bar

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe not strictly 1000$ but in CAD
    >400$ for amazon cage (with pullup bar)
    >120$ olympic barbell
    >50$ for used 50 lb adjustable dumbell (x2)
    >5$ chain from a hardware store for weighted pullups
    >2 inch metal plates for roughly 1.5$/lb if you're patient enough
    >some wood-foam layeted flooring from home depot (10$/m^2) (×10)
    >that pushup backpack thing that has a 2 inch pole to plugin plates on (50$ I think)

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how much weight do you need to start? I mean plates for barbell

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ._.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A good rack and barbell you can get for ~400
    Spend the rest on plates

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A good standing kickboxing bag, some dumbbells with 100 pounds of plates to go with them, and some Thai pads and a body pad for when I have guest over.
    Maybe a cheap minimalist bench if there is any money left in the budget, but I already improvise just fine without it.

    If I had a higher budget I would add mats and a reasonably heavy grappling dummy to the setup to just for fun.

    If you ain't a martial artist then taking out the bag and pads and replacing them with a barbell, more weight plates, and cardio equipment you will actually regularly use would be a better setup.
    Kettlebells are also decent.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Concept 2 rower

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ceiling mounted pullup bar (wall-mounted if you want to do muscle-ups)
    >contractor bags, duct tape, and play sand
    >adjustable sandbag
    >suspension trainer (make one or get rings, don't buy a TRX)
    >dip belt
    >something to prop your feet on (a bucket full of sand works)
    >resistance bands (for reverse-banding weird suspended lifts I invented that no human can do unaided)
    Got me through lockdowns, will cost you way less than a grand, and nice to have lying around whenever you save up enough to get a rack, bench, barbell, and plates.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >barbell
    >adjustable db bars
    >adjustable bench
    >pull up bar
    >plates
    There, it's all you need to start. Just do db press and zercher squats while you don't have a rack.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a sex doll, some lube, and a new pullup bar

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rack with chin up attachment, barbell(s), set of plates, bench; whatever the highest quality I could get for $1000
    I'd honestly rather supplement that with a $10-$20/month gym membership for cable/DB work than buy a cable tower and entire line of dumbbells and have all that extra crap in my possession to worry about

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Power tower, incline bench and adjustable dumbbells, PS5

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pair of powerblocks and a bench

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Olympic Weights, Power Rack, Flat Bench, and some floor mats to make sure the floors don’t get scratched up.

    With everything included, this can run less than $1000, but I’m not sure if that would include taxes. You get what you pay for.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A weighed vest 40kg, a pull up bar with dips. All you ever need.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sex doll for cardio
    I can already just walk outside and pick up a big ass stone and play around with it

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys I have a Rogue SML-2 squat rack.
    Should I get the half rack attachment and some plate pins to weigh it down and use as plate storage? $300 price tag

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bunch of omnibus and artist edt books because i need to make art/brain gains

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