>gives you jaw gainz

>gives you jaw gainz
why havent you taken the hardtackpill yet?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok dadwy I will do that
    Thank you dadda, me lov u

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm not going to use the limited time I have on this Earth to cook fricking hardtack when better alternatives exist for pennies, no one is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes your precious time that could instead be spent replying to another bait thread on another unusable raided board on a compromised containment and surveillance forum site. God forbid you build a real life skill with such time of yours. Go play another hour in vidya you haven’t had real enjoyment out of since you were a kid, or go jerk off and convince yourself it’s normal. Oh dear and precious time. Well spent.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >on another unusable raided board
        /LULZ/bros are the gymcels finally capitulating? have we won?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >newbie identifying with his board
          >raiding other boards
          >rather than using them to expand his set of interests
          I don't think you've ever won anything in your life

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            not him but why are you offended?
            They're basically their own casualty. The one board that could help them they ruin it in some kind of suicide attack. Like I know how to lift and talk to women most people my age do, we don't need what this board had to offer as much as they do. I am years past trying to help people who don't have the initiative to help themselves and you should be too. Trying to do otherwise is only a detriment to yourself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I will never capitulate. I will never surrender.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fricking BTFO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This homie considers cooking hardtack a real-life skill?
        Where do you live? The Caribbean In the 17th century?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chewing for jaw gains because of incel memes isn't really developing a skill

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I should chew that one sap gum more
    shit's great for face gains but I'm also moronic and scared that's its a bad thing to do on a fast.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >scared that's its a bad thing to do on a fast.
      mastic is fine

      you can do more on a fast than salted water and still reap the benefits. there is even such thing as a fasting mimicking diet.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how come you guys do literally everything you can except just diet properly and lift weights

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you're not supposed to eat hardtack like that unless you're in kind of dire straits. You're supposed to soak it in broth or like a pemmican gravy. If you just want to chew and be some gay baby larper chew pine rosin.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This is now a gainz thread
    What are you adding to each meal for extra calories? I got donuts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cottage cheese. Shit goes with literally anything

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because I’m not a confederate soldier from 170 years ago.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I eat greek yogurt almost every meal. I've been able to buy Oikos PRO 21g protein per serving, twice and never seen it again, so I just get gaye 0%, 17g protein. Unflavored is good. I use it as "sour cream" for my lunch, which is ground meat (alternating each week between 93% lean beef and turkey) rice and corn tortillas. At the end of the day I eat yogurt mixed with berries and trail mix, maybe a little dark chocolate, I add the trail mix (Great Value Omega-3) to meet whatever macros I have to hit, because 50g of the stuff is like 350 calories

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can someone autistic enough to do it try mixxing whey into hardtac and tell us how its? seems like a good meal prep snack tbh

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why exactly was hardtack ever a thing? There are a dozen ways to make better preservable bread. Was that too hard for these 16th century morons?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was lazy meal prep for peasant pirates & military cannon fodder
      why the frick would anybody put effort into fixing the rations for nameless drone #30549? that's on him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Any semi-decent band of sailors would have someone who sorta knows how to cook. Making "decent" bread is just about the easiest fricking thing you could do.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why the frick would i even begin to entertain this argument? we already have the answer
          >Why exactly was hardtack ever a thing?
          because it was easy long-term food for people who needed it
          >Any semi-decent band of sailors
          and what did the shitty sailors do? make hard tack and eat soup

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's jerky
    Chew evenly on both sides until swallow

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >flour and salt
    >gives you gainz
    are you homosexuals even trying anymore?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Also good for protection from enemy gunfire

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't chew mastic gum every day for hours on end until he develops TMJ

    • 2 years ago
      Anon

      Failm Gum is pretty good too

      • 2 years ago
        Anon

        Falim*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've been chewing it for a few months and my top row of teeth are a little straighter. I don't notice any facial differences but something must have changed

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's just flour made into bricks

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