>gives you manboobs. >increases your social gains. >makes your next day suck. >gets you laid occasionally

>gives you manboobs
>increases your social gains
>makes your next day suck
>gets you laid occasionally
>makes you piss constantly
>has decent nutrition if you're gonna anyway
Help bros, I want to drink but I don't want milkbreasts

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nutrition is bad. Calories are bad. Wont get you laid if you cant get laid sober.
    Makes everything a lot more fun thobeit, but I am a happy drunk. Even if I start drinking while in a foul mood it will make me happy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Wont get you laid if you cant get laid sober.
      This is completely untrue but I agree with everything else you said. I turn from a reserved aloof guarded paranoid autist to a jovial charismatic idiot after 2 beers. Literally 2 different personalities.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I turn from a reserved aloof guarded paranoid autist to a jovial charismatic idiot after 2 beers. Literally 2 different personalities
        Same here anon, its rather annoying as some people expect me to be the other person all the time

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drink spirits then.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Listen to

      Drink rye whiskey, neat.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    take xanax

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      degenerate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >permanently ruin your stress response
      >able to die from withdrawals
      >life becomes hell without them
      Lmaoing at you benzo gays. It is the absolute worse thing to be addicted to

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It is the absolute worse thing to be addicted to
        you ever date a bpd girl? way more addictive and way more destructive than xannies famalam

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          real

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But anon why does the seggs have to be so good, it's not fair

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well yeah, that's true

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    homies I'm trying to get shredded but I fricking love drinking with my gf and watching Dr who from the 70s it's my only gains goblin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Read the book. This book did it for me. I thought alcohol was a thing that would be with me forever until I decided to read Allen Carr. Going to the bar and driving drunk were my favorite past times. Be warned though, this book actually works. It’s witchcraft. I picked it up for the lulz and have been off alcohol for over a year.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Going to the bar and driving drunk were my favorite past times

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          For real though the thrill of not getting caught drunk driving is exciting. It’s the only thing I kind of miss about it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Does anyone have the audiobook for this?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why are you illiterate?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        frick off allen

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        His quit smoking book worked for me. Only thing that worked. Total black magic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I read this book years ago, I've never heard of anyone quitting for longer than six months after reading. A good read but not a life changer

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just drink 1 or 2 moron

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drink pic rel with diet ginger ale or diet red bull

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gives you manboobs
    Just don't have a shit diet.
    >makes your next day suck
    Just drink water every now and then and before sleeping. Hangover is 100% dehydration.
    >makes you piss constantly
    Yeah, this sucks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >makes you piss constantly
      speak for yourself. I find this to be the only upside of drinking

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >mother's family suffers from chronic zinc deficiency, leading kidney stones among other things
        >half of her siblings are hardcore baptists, half are drunkards
        >the baptist side of her family constantly deals with kidney stones and other urinary problems
        >drunk half never has this kind of issues
        I attribute this to the diuretic power of alcohol.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >makes you piss constantly
    Just put on a fresh diaper before going out?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do alcoholics even exist? Any kind of alcohol taste like horse piss to me, I legit have never been able to drink any without gagging and wanting to spit it out immediately.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >how could people possible perceive/taste things differently from me ? How could you possibly be colourblind? How could cilantro taste like soap? Impossible ...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This, but unironically. They're all making it up for attention or excuses.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What an ugly fricking cat.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. My taste buds are based and correct, anyone who doesn’t agree with me 100% is wrong.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >makes you toe hurt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just get a prescription of allopurinol. I had gout since my late 20s no matter of I drank or stayed sober for extended periods of time, still got flare ups every 2-3 months. Since I'm taking 150mg allo daily absolutely nothing.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >increases your social gains
    I quit when I realized it was having the opposite effect long term

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