Fricking KEK. I am a teacher and the students are sitting there quietly doing their Christmas exam. Had to bite my lip and hold back the laughter and excuse myself to the bathroom to chuckle freely. Well played anon.
The one time I ate one of their protein cookies I legit shit like 3 times at work and my stomach could not stop hurting and I’m sure it was the cookie because it was the only new thing I ate
This. $6 for 40 cents worth of product because it's HIGH IN PROTEIN (lol 8 grams of protein Black person a small cup of cottage cheese from the local grocery store has 2x more and costs 1/3 as much)
I bought one of these one time, tasted like absolute shit. Thought "how do you frick up a coookie", just now I noticed that theyre vegan and it all makes sense
Imagine being fricking dumb enough to eat one of these lmao
all of their crap sucks
Aaaahhh you caught me with a cookie
BUSTED!!!
UH OH
Goyslop in baked crap form.
Fricking KEK. I am a teacher and the students are sitting there quietly doing their Christmas exam. Had to bite my lip and hold back the laughter and excuse myself to the bathroom to chuckle freely. Well played anon.
Do you teach your students about the israelites?
I try to slip in subtle red pills sometimes, yes
The one time I ate one of their protein cookies I legit shit like 3 times at work and my stomach could not stop hurting and I’m sure it was the cookie because it was the only new thing I ate
>literal basedjacks on the label
Anon, I don’t know what you were expecting…
Mother of false flags
They taste so good and good macros but make me fart and bloat and shit so bad I almost get a hernia.
>good macros
They were sued for lying about macros
>soijack logo
>net carbs
>grain & gluten free
>NON GMO project verified
>Vegan
>Keto
How many red flags do you need?
The regular double chocolate and peanut butter cookies are their best ones
Their cookies taste like turds (I have tasted turds before so I know)
nice, i need to shit
I had this because of rich, and it tasted awful. how do people eat this stuff
S.o.yboy cookie
these things taste like shit
I'll stick with famous amos and oreos if I need a cookie
what the frick is in a keto cookie bros
weird I typed in basedslop and it changed it to basedslop?
S O Y S L O P
Hello newfriend, it's ok, enjoy your IST tour
>8g of protein for 64 cents
>Saves your bulk while on a roadtrip
Quest uses so yslop instead of whey
>lying on the internet
Oh my bad I'm thinking of cliff bars
Clif bars aren't even protein bars
>butter (cream, natural flavor)
OOOO SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE
All these keto/protein cookies/bars are scam
This. $6 for 40 cents worth of product because it's HIGH IN PROTEIN (lol 8 grams of protein Black person a small cup of cottage cheese from the local grocery store has 2x more and costs 1/3 as much)
It was 64 cents for 8 grams of protein.
>it was not worth the absolute state it has left my colon in.
You're supposed to put them in your mouth, dumbass
Jej
>Buying a product with unironic soi faces on it
Your own moronic fault if you buy that shit.
>3g carbs
Not keto
It's 3g of "net carbs" there's actually a lot more that gets labelled as undigested.
These taste terrible too
looked at the macros on this and they were complete shit lmao who buys this
>8g of protein for 64 cents is a no-brainer
uhh
I bought one of these one time, tasted like absolute shit. Thought "how do you frick up a coookie", just now I noticed that theyre vegan and it all makes sense
>8g of protein for like 200+ calories
that’s fricking garbage dude
It's fricking vegan