God himself opens a portal in the sky and. descends to tell you that you will NEVER have a

God himself opens a portal in the sky and
descends to tell you that you will NEVER have a
gf, it's part of his cosmic plan.
How do you motivate yourself to continue lifting?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do a 360 and walk away.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you would walk right to him again, moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lurk more newbie.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hello anon, in my cosmic pl-ACK

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's fine, he didn't say I'm never gonna have sex again.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had already assumed that so it changes nothing

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sorry bro I'm not a calvinist

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sorry bro I'm a pescatarian

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you motivate yourself to continue lifting?
    lol sex is mid. toji has motivated more people than pussy ever will.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Toji lives off women that he leeches from whenever he's low on money, it's canon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Toji lives
        in our hearts

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just stop lifting anon. Its not for you.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Turn to my wife
    >"Did you hear what God just said? I'm never gonna have a gf again!"
    >Wife rolls her eyes
    >God seething with tears in his eyes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How old are you to believe in marriage as something permanent?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 98 years old and I have been married for 75 years.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but I'm 42 and have been with my wife for 17 years. Marriage is permanent bro.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just don’t marry with the intent to divorce like 45% of people do and you will be fine

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 98 and my wife and I just died, but our marriage lives on

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine coming into a Christianity-related demoralization thread and being so moronic that you don't realize marriage is a covenant between two souls for life

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Plow femboys.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God didn’t become god by just giving away free girlfriends

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So nothing changes in my life?

    I just continue doing as ive been doing and work out just to pass time and not hate what I see in the mirror.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'll train to kill god
    for his cruelty, he will pay

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Plow femboys instead
    >”Noooo anon don’t be a gay l!”
    Just say no homosexual and you’re good

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There’s always prostitutes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He said no girlfriends

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’m not Charlie Sheen

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >god decrees something is part of his cosmic plan
    >use my god-given free will to counter the plan instead
    Nothing personnel, kid

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't have to, i can look in a mirror.

  18. 1 month ago
    I ignore women

    I would love that, no longer am I tied with uncertainty so I would have absolutely no reason to interact with women

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never lifted for a gf anyway but I would ask God if I can have a bf without going to lake of fire.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Makes sense. I'm married but never officially dated anyone. I guess I'd keep lifting for the same reasons as before (misplaced sense of duty and narcissism).

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I already do so I just assume it's satan in disguise

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i wont care cause i dont lift for a girl friend i lift to kill c**ts

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guess I would have to get a twink boyfriend instead. And most gay people don't like fatties.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man I’ve been hearing that my whole life but recently women of all kinds have been showing at least a passing interest in me. But to answer your question, I would just keep exercising

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That’s fine. He said nothing about me having a wife.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Finally take this as the sign he want me to become a monk and establish a monastery where instead of selling fruit bread we mine crypto or run a utilities plant or something(no girls allowed)

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll kill you someday you fricking homosexual .

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If it's God's will, then it is the way it is, I'll accept it gladly.

    I hope fapping is ok tho.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I get an anime haircut and start training to kill God. Start out small by doing small quests like rescuing cats and work my way up, acquiring wacky sidekicks along the way

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him I don't believe in God.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lift with renewed vigor for the living King Jesus. I never have to visit the gym fountain again due to my spirit overflowing with Living Water.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Call him a gay for making me a manlet, then keep lifting

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cruelty. I enjoy dominating other men in fights.

    Also trans girls are boys so I would just frick them.

    Come to think of it I should just do that now.

    Yeah, forget women.

    Thanks OP.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >get a gf (male)
    check mate

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Idk, probably become the next fuhrer or something.

    >t. has a girlfriend

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God wants you to be your better self. Basically God is telling you to get better, gay! In all things.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >God chose me!
    >I'm Jesus's top guy!
    >What am I gonna do?
    >I'm Jesus's top guuuyyyyy!
    I'LL DO IT FOR YOU JESUS!

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I continue to pay online dommes to give me JOIs.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Tell god it's not acceptable
    > Tell god I expect a gf
    > Demand a new life if that is not possible
    > Threaten to cancel worship
    > Demand to speak to gods manager
    > Convert to another faith.
    > Write up my general complaints on old faiths facebook page to warn others

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >shrug my shoulders
    >keep lifting
    i would ask him how i can be the great general who unites the entire universe of aliens n sheeeit so we can fight his final battle during armageddon

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ask him what his plan is, tell him about the whole free will thing.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am a 32 year old kissless virgin and I'm pretty sure I will die as a kissless virgin never getting a single date, let alone ever having a gf.

    Still lifting regularly since I sleep way better after lifting, simple as that. Lifting weights is basic hygiene for me at this point

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