>goes to the gym toilet

>goes to the gym toilet

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know you don't have to sit on the seat, right? put the seat up and hover over the bowl.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      only if leg day

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i haven't sat on a toilet for more than five years.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          post legs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated post

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        KEK

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf this one got me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i laughed way too hard at this lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone please screencap this for a future humour thread

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a woman?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I plant my big black cheeks on that bowl and let a rip with a big great smelly log. No i do not flush.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you are fat, you moron.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the funniest image I've seen in a while.
    >toilet paper pentagon that's been carefully constructed on the seat tilted in such a way so as to provide a barrier between your butt and the seat
    >huge crumpled toilet paper ball there inside the bog, as well

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ball is to prevent backsplash. Noone wants gym toilet water on their ass and balls

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I splash it on myself to improve immunity

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i might start doing this, nothing skeeves me out more than the thought of hepatitis aids toilet bowl water splashing directly onto my asshole

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based shit strategist

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is me at work lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This is me at work lol
      i did this before, now i don't give a shit, if it's semi clean i just sit and take a shit

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who shits in public is a degenerate. And if by some chance you HAVE to shit in public and you dont do pic related then you are a disgusting human being.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do this + squat
    I don't even sit anymore but I still put paper around
    Also he didn't put enough one layer is too thin and the filth can still penetrate and touch your legs

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he’s never shat on the toilet in the corner with no walls in the holding cell in jail with 30 grown men waiting to be booked-in just standing and sitting around

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bet you fags wear/wore masks too.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >have to shit after workout
    >feel the pressure building, this is a big boy
    >walk into only stall there and there’s shit everywhere
    >fuckfuckfuck
    >speed walk out of gym trying to not fart and/or shit my pants
    >autism kicks in full force
    >cute blonde desk girl says to have a good night
    >stutter out “o-o-okay”
    >two black girls near the door watching me spill spaghetti everywhere
    >don’t look at them even though they’re looking at me acting like a retard with my cheek-clenched gait
    >they laugh as I walk out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats with grown men not being able to hold in their shit?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was talking with my brother and was surprised to find out he doesnt do this on foreign toilets. i like to take my time to take a good shit. if i look at the men im sharing these toilets with i dont see a reason why i wouldnt do this, its disgusting if you dont tbh

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hail satan

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am currently squat shitting on my toilet, ama

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I see anyone taking a shit in public I bang on the door to piss them off. When I was a teen I would wet a paper towel or TP and throw it over the stall and run out.
    Now, Im going to start looking for light switches in bathrooms and turn them off. Public shitters need to be punished.

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