This is the funniest image I've seen in a while. >toilet paper pentagon that's been carefully constructed on the seat tilted in such a way so as to provide a barrier between your butt and the seat >huge crumpled toilet paper ball there inside the bog, as well
Anyone who shits in public is a degenerate. And if by some chance you HAVE to shit in public and you dont do pic related then you are a disgusting human being.
Disagree. Public restrooms are disgusting places. Gyms themselves are even worse. I dont need to be around the general public's piss,shit and sweat. A real man can schedule his shits or hold it in until you get home like an adult.
Not the same dude, but he is based like me. Germaphobes survive longer. I dont get sick, I dont have a nasty ass. It takes 30sec to cover a toilet seat. I bet you dont even wash your hands after working out. You should and see the color of the water that comes off your hands. Humans are disgusting.
You have to be mentally ill to not care about putting your bare ass on a seat that thousands of men have also done, not to mention literal piss and fecal particles. I will continue to shit in the privacy of my own home like a civilized man.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>”fecal particles”
You must be black. Your ass is just skin it’s fine.
I don’t wash my hands after taking a shit or piss either I don’t wipe shit down and I walk around dapping everyone up and shaking hands and don’t give a frick if they just took a shit or touched their sweaty dick either. Fight me autist.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Sounds pretty gay
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I don’t wash my hands after taking a shit or piss either
Disgusting subhuman, you are no better than a Black person
In high school boys locker room bathrooms didn’t even have doors lmao. Also the mirrors faced the stalls so you had to all look at each other. That will break you real quick.
Why do boys and men get no privacy? I'm sure the girls all had individual shower stalls and 6 toilet stalls, meanwhile the boys don't even get a door on their 2 toilets
I do this + squat
I don't even sit anymore but I still put paper around
Also he didn't put enough one layer is too thin and the filth can still penetrate and touch your legs
>he’s never shat on the toilet in the corner with no walls in the holding cell in jail with 30 grown men waiting to be booked-in just standing and sitting around
>be me >have to shit after workout >feel the pressure building, this is a big boy >walk into only stall there and there’s shit everywhere >frickfrickfrick >speed walk out of gym trying to not fart and/or shit my pants >autism kicks in full force >cute blonde desk girl says to have a good night >stutter out “o-o-okay” >two black girls near the door watching me spill spaghetti everywhere >don’t look at them even though they’re looking at me acting like a moron with my cheek-clenched gait >they laugh as I walk out
i was talking with my brother and was surprised to find out he doesnt do this on foreign toilets. i like to take my time to take a good shit. if i look at the men im sharing these toilets with i dont see a reason why i wouldnt do this, its disgusting if you dont tbh
If I see anyone taking a shit in public I bang on the door to piss them off. When I was a teen I would wet a paper towel or TP and throw it over the stall and run out.
Now, Im going to start looking for light switches in bathrooms and turn them off. Public shitters need to be punished.
you know you don't have to sit on the seat, right? put the seat up and hover over the bowl.
only if leg day
i haven't sat on a toilet for more than five years.
post legs
Underrated post
KEK
wtf this one got me
i laughed way too hard at this lmao
Someone please screencap this for a future humour thread
kek
Are you a woman?
I plant my big black cheeks on that bowl and let a rip with a big great smelly log. No i do not flush.
I bet you are fat, you Black person.
This is the funniest image I've seen in a while.
>toilet paper pentagon that's been carefully constructed on the seat tilted in such a way so as to provide a barrier between your butt and the seat
>huge crumpled toilet paper ball there inside the bog, as well
The ball is to prevent backsplash. Noone wants gym toilet water on their ass and balls
I splash it on myself to improve immunity
i might start doing this, nothing skeeves me out more than the thought of hepatitis aids toilet bowl water splashing directly onto my butthole
Based shit strategist
This is me at work lol
>This is me at work lol
i did this before, now i don't give a shit, if it's semi clean i just sit and take a shit
Anyone who shits in public is a degenerate. And if by some chance you HAVE to shit in public and you dont do pic related then you are a disgusting human being.
anyone who doesnt shit in public is a soft pussy
man should not be squeamish
This. People use to shit together in public toilets with no separate stalls
Disagree. Public restrooms are disgusting places. Gyms themselves are even worse. I dont need to be around the general public's piss,shit and sweat. A real man can schedule his shits or hold it in until you get home like an adult.
brother a mans life should be busy with important tasks and the unexpected, scheduling shits should be last thing on your mind
You’re an autistic homosexual
Likely the same dude but you’re a gay too if not. Germphobes are mentally ill.
Not the same dude, but he is based like me. Germaphobes survive longer. I dont get sick, I dont have a nasty ass. It takes 30sec to cover a toilet seat. I bet you dont even wash your hands after working out. You should and see the color of the water that comes off your hands. Humans are disgusting.
Mentally ill.
You have to be mentally ill to not care about putting your bare ass on a seat that thousands of men have also done, not to mention literal piss and fecal particles. I will continue to shit in the privacy of my own home like a civilized man.
>”fecal particles”
You must be black. Your ass is just skin it’s fine.
Based posts, if you can shit in public without loathing it you are deranged
Or you’re just a man.
I don’t wash my hands after taking a shit or piss either I don’t wipe shit down and I walk around dapping everyone up and shaking hands and don’t give a frick if they just took a shit or touched their sweaty dick either. Fight me autist.
Sounds pretty gay
>I don’t wash my hands after taking a shit or piss either
Disgusting subhuman, you are no better than a Black person
>sitting bare ass on a seat that's almost definitely caked in other dudes' piss, shit, and potentially cum
no thanks, I'll spend the 30 seconds making a toilet paper cover
In high school boys locker room bathrooms didn’t even have doors lmao. Also the mirrors faced the stalls so you had to all look at each other. That will break you real quick.
Why do boys and men get no privacy? I'm sure the girls all had individual shower stalls and 6 toilet stalls, meanwhile the boys don't even get a door on their 2 toilets
I do this + squat
I don't even sit anymore but I still put paper around
Also he didn't put enough one layer is too thin and the filth can still penetrate and touch your legs
>he’s never shat on the toilet in the corner with no walls in the holding cell in jail with 30 grown men waiting to be booked-in just standing and sitting around
Bet you gays wear/wore masks too.
>be me
>have to shit after workout
>feel the pressure building, this is a big boy
>walk into only stall there and there’s shit everywhere
>frickfrickfrick
>speed walk out of gym trying to not fart and/or shit my pants
>autism kicks in full force
>cute blonde desk girl says to have a good night
>stutter out “o-o-okay”
>two black girls near the door watching me spill spaghetti everywhere
>don’t look at them even though they’re looking at me acting like a moron with my cheek-clenched gait
>they laugh as I walk out
Whats with grown men not being able to hold in their shit?
i was talking with my brother and was surprised to find out he doesnt do this on foreign toilets. i like to take my time to take a good shit. if i look at the men im sharing these toilets with i dont see a reason why i wouldnt do this, its disgusting if you dont tbh
hail satan
I am currently squat shitting on my toilet, ama
If I see anyone taking a shit in public I bang on the door to piss them off. When I was a teen I would wet a paper towel or TP and throw it over the stall and run out.
Now, Im going to start looking for light switches in bathrooms and turn them off. Public shitters need to be punished.