>goes to the gym toilet

>goes to the gym toilet

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you know you don't have to sit on the seat, right? put the seat up and hover over the bowl.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only if leg day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i haven't sat on a toilet for more than five years.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          post legs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated post

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        KEK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wtf this one got me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i laughed way too hard at this lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Someone please screencap this for a future humour thread

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a woman?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I plant my big black cheeks on that bowl and let a rip with a big great smelly log. No i do not flush.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you are fat, you Black person.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the funniest image I've seen in a while.
    >toilet paper pentagon that's been carefully constructed on the seat tilted in such a way so as to provide a barrier between your butt and the seat
    >huge crumpled toilet paper ball there inside the bog, as well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The ball is to prevent backsplash. Noone wants gym toilet water on their ass and balls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I splash it on myself to improve immunity

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i might start doing this, nothing skeeves me out more than the thought of hepatitis aids toilet bowl water splashing directly onto my butthole

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based shit strategist

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is me at work lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >This is me at work lol
      i did this before, now i don't give a shit, if it's semi clean i just sit and take a shit

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who shits in public is a degenerate. And if by some chance you HAVE to shit in public and you dont do pic related then you are a disgusting human being.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do this + squat
    I don't even sit anymore but I still put paper around
    Also he didn't put enough one layer is too thin and the filth can still penetrate and touch your legs

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he’s never shat on the toilet in the corner with no walls in the holding cell in jail with 30 grown men waiting to be booked-in just standing and sitting around

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bet you gays wear/wore masks too.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >have to shit after workout
    >feel the pressure building, this is a big boy
    >walk into only stall there and there’s shit everywhere
    >frickfrickfrick
    >speed walk out of gym trying to not fart and/or shit my pants
    >autism kicks in full force
    >cute blonde desk girl says to have a good night
    >stutter out “o-o-okay”
    >two black girls near the door watching me spill spaghetti everywhere
    >don’t look at them even though they’re looking at me acting like a moron with my cheek-clenched gait
    >they laugh as I walk out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whats with grown men not being able to hold in their shit?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i was talking with my brother and was surprised to find out he doesnt do this on foreign toilets. i like to take my time to take a good shit. if i look at the men im sharing these toilets with i dont see a reason why i wouldnt do this, its disgusting if you dont tbh

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hail satan

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am currently squat shitting on my toilet, ama

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I see anyone taking a shit in public I bang on the door to piss them off. When I was a teen I would wet a paper towel or TP and throw it over the stall and run out.
    Now, Im going to start looking for light switches in bathrooms and turn them off. Public shitters need to be punished.

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