Going to the gym is like fucking a prostitute. Using a home gym is like fucking your wife.

Going to the gym is like fricking a prostitute. Using a home gym is like fricking your wife.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So then am I alpha if I switch up my gyms often ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're a cuck that overpays and will eventually get some horrible infection.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cheating on your wife isn't tough or cool

      If you would rather sleep with other women, you picked the wrong woman

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's always rich dudes into hookers and blow with wives who can't cook worth a damn

        Fancy to me is a homemade steak dinner with the woman I love and a lil bit of California kush

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So my home gym is fat and disgusting?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't have a home gym in my small apartment.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wa la

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't those destroy your doors in the long run?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Just replace the molding. I learned how to do it in a weekend before I moved out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna say based.

      I conciously got an apartment on the 1st floor so I would be able to keep my decent lil home gym here without neighbours downstairs being bothered.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have a homegym on the 9th floor and bench and deadlift at 3 am

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've set up squat racks in single-occupant dorms before. Your problem is that you own too much shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gee thanks Klaus
        My problem is I'm on the second floor, even if not, it's against the lease

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate going to the gym. I hate being around all of the scum humans. having to fight for equipment. having people watch you lift because they are homos etc. I can't afford a house let alone a home gym though, so I don't have any other fricking choice but to lift amongst all of the pieces of shit at my gym. I just want some peace.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Get kettlebells.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This
        Kettlebells increase Tea levels

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          heh

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would literally rather frick a prostitute than my wife these days tbh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want both 🙁

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine not being a university student
    >not just having a single room but multiple
    >and money to buy things
    imma just cry
    1,5years than I have my masters degree and finally a home gym

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I exercise in the woods

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Both awful
    I work out in the nature with rings, pushups, pull-ups, lunges, jumps, and running.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    based and true,noone touches my weight and my barbell but me. This is MY barbell,there are many like it,but this one is mine. My barbell is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me,my barbell is useless. Without my barbell I am useless. I must lift my barbell true.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wiser words have never been said

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And calisthenics are like jerking off

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