Gonna start hitting the gym next week I'm so excited!

Gonna start hitting the gym next week I'm so excited!

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why not tomorrow?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have to buy gym clothes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro just throw on some shorts and an old t-shirt until you can get the clothes. Stop making bitch ass excuses

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You failed before you even started.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reasonable. Don't listen to the gymcels who replied to you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why?
        personally I don't even wear clothes at the gym, I just tie a rag over myself

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not now?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't listen to these gays OP. if someone spreads positiveness he must be responded with positiveness. I do hope you start lifting next week but keep in mind you have to be consistent with it. you don't have to go "tonight" like
      this guy said. you dont need "gym clothes" either. just stay consistent

      WAGMI

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        But if clothing is a roadblock for you, then go ahead and focus on getting that sorted first. Then move on to the next step of going to the gym.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not tonight?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    next week? go now pussy

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why not right now?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good job anon

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally already putting it off
    >I'll just do it next week!

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate you nyr dyel gays shitting up the gym

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      suck his cock in the showers

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he will be sucking my cock

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new year new me!

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you posting and not lifting? I fucking HATE New Years resolution fags shitting up my gym, using shitty form, fucking 10 minute breaks between each set, taking up all the benches, taking up two machines at once, staring at me because I grunt and lift grown ass man weight while they struggle with lifting their own tiny cocks. Either get serious, and actually work out and stick with it for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE or stfu and stay out of the gym.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel bad. I'm NYR-fagging. I used to lift in college, but I've had a bunch of medium excuses why I haven't lifted for the last 5ish years.

      But, I've been getting up early this year, and just running Stronglifts 5x5

      Surely we're all gonna make it lads?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i will soon as well, I just need to buy some gym clothes, order some preworkout, get some supplements, set up a plan, grow a few inches taller, hire a trainer, build my workout playlist, and select which tier gym membership I want. It's so close I can't wait!

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not putting an incline bench in your shoebox apartment so you can get into lifting before you shit up the gym as a DYEL

    get real gay

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go gym now gay

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >changed gyms on the 30th
    >guy asks me why I'm canceling
    >"it's part of my new year's resolution"
    >he's visibly confused, asks me what I mean
    >"My resolution for this year is to stop working out and become a great big fat guy"
    >female PT at the desk almost does a spit take
    The real reason is that there's another gym the same distance away with similar equipment for less money AND it has a sauna; but moreover I didn't wait for an arbitrary point in time to tell this stupid joke. Go to the gym tomorrow if you don't have a 10+ hour work shift, OP.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good thing you mentioned the PT being female. it was nearly a boring story up until that point but that really clinched it

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy your few months of increased confidence and happiness with your noob gains until body dysmorphia begins to set in

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >body dysmorphia
      I don't buy this meme. I lift and cardio only for the mental gains and since I'm a volcel I don't give a fuck whether women find me attractive or not.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idk I think body dysmorphia is caused by social media. Once I cut all of that shit I was able to enjoy my gains a lot more.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >next week
    bruh

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Other way around

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh really now

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cope. You're not Chad and you won't make it

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP here why you guys so mean? This was supposed to be a happy thread...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bullying twerps makes me happy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re all talk, faggo.

      Go lift for 2 years non stop before posting again.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because you're rewarding yourself off dopamine you haven't earned. You don't deserve any good feelings until you've actually done shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's for your own good, believe it or not. Shut your internal monologue and start now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Dick

    Go Jim now!

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ohio

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please dont, my gym is already full

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you won't do shit, moron.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lost a lot of weight last year and i've been lifting mostly to maintain muscle I have, but i'm still dyel as fuck. How bad is a month long dirty bulk going to be for me? I was hoping noob gains would eat up most of the excess calories so i'm considering it for my first real attempt at bulking. I'm sure I can fast off any excess fat within a week.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP if you can't bring yourself to do it NOW you will fail. Don't seek validation for things you haven't done. Getting into your running shoes doesn't count as taking a step forward. When I decided to sign up for the gym, I didn't wait for new years, I didn't wait to stuff my face full so "next week I'll go on a diet", I just went and signed up, then walked in and worked out. It's very simple. You just have to do it. You HAVE to, otherwise your body will see you can get dopamine without trying and you will eventually fail. Also, DON'T TELL ANYONE THAT YOU ARE LIFTING UNLESS THEY ASK. That's a very important step. Good luck, but if you don't work out until next week, then fuck you

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