don't listen to these homosexuals OP. if someone spreads positiveness he must be responded with positiveness. I do hope you start lifting next week but keep in mind you have to be consistent with it. you don't have to go "tonight" like
this guy said. you dont need "gym clothes" either. just stay consistent
Why are you posting and not lifting? I fricking HATE New Years resolution gays shitting up my gym, using shitty form, fricking 10 minute breaks between each set, taking up all the benches, taking up two machines at once, staring at me because I grunt and lift grown ass man weight while they struggle with lifting their own tiny wieners. Either get serious, and actually work out and stick with it for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE or stfu and stay out of the gym.
i will soon as well, I just need to buy some gym clothes, order some preworkout, get some supplements, set up a plan, grow a few inches taller, hire a trainer, build my workout playlist, and select which tier gym membership I want. It's so close I can't wait!
>changed gyms on the 30th >guy asks me why I'm canceling >"it's part of my new year's resolution" >he's visibly confused, asks me what I mean >"My resolution for this year is to stop working out and become a great big fat guy" >female PT at the desk almost does a spit take
The real reason is that there's another gym the same distance away with similar equipment for less money AND it has a sauna; but moreover I didn't wait for an arbitrary point in time to tell this stupid joke. Go to the gym tomorrow if you don't have a 10+ hour work shift, OP.
>body dysmorphia
I don't buy this meme. I lift and cardio only for the mental gains and since I'm a volcel I don't give a frick whether women find me attractive or not.
I lost a lot of weight last year and i've been lifting mostly to maintain muscle I have, but i'm still dyel as frick. How bad is a month long dirty bulk going to be for me? I was hoping noob gains would eat up most of the excess calories so i'm considering it for my first real attempt at bulking. I'm sure I can fast off any excess fat within a week.
OP if you can't bring yourself to do it NOW you will fail. Don't seek validation for things you haven't done. Getting into your running shoes doesn't count as taking a step forward. When I decided to sign up for the gym, I didn't wait for new years, I didn't wait to stuff my face full so "next week I'll go on a diet", I just went and signed up, then walked in and worked out. It's very simple. You just have to do it. You HAVE to, otherwise your body will see you can get dopamine without trying and you will eventually fail. Also, DON'T TELL ANYONE THAT YOU ARE LIFTING UNLESS THEY ASK. That's a very important step. Good luck, but if you don't work out until next week, then frick you
why not tomorrow?
Have to buy gym clothes.
homie just throw on some shorts and an old t-shirt until you can get the clothes. Stop making b***h ass excuses
You failed before you even started.
Reasonable. Don't listen to the gymcels who replied to you.
why?
personally I don't even wear clothes at the gym, I just tie a rag over myself
Why not now?
don't listen to these homosexuals OP. if someone spreads positiveness he must be responded with positiveness. I do hope you start lifting next week but keep in mind you have to be consistent with it. you don't have to go "tonight" like
this guy said. you dont need "gym clothes" either. just stay consistent
WAGMI
This.
But if clothing is a roadblock for you, then go ahead and focus on getting that sorted first. Then move on to the next step of going to the gym.
Why not tonight?
next week? go now pussy
why not right now?
Good job anon
>Literally already putting it off
>I'll just do it next week!
i hate you nyr dyel homosexuals shitting up the gym
suck his wiener in the showers
he will be sucking my wiener
>new year new me!
Why are you posting and not lifting? I fricking HATE New Years resolution gays shitting up my gym, using shitty form, fricking 10 minute breaks between each set, taking up all the benches, taking up two machines at once, staring at me because I grunt and lift grown ass man weight while they struggle with lifting their own tiny wieners. Either get serious, and actually work out and stick with it for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE or stfu and stay out of the gym.
I feel bad. I'm NYR-gayging. I used to lift in college, but I've had a bunch of medium excuses why I haven't lifted for the last 5ish years.
But, I've been getting up early this year, and just running Stronglifts 5x5
Surely we're all gonna make it lads?
i will soon as well, I just need to buy some gym clothes, order some preworkout, get some supplements, set up a plan, grow a few inches taller, hire a trainer, build my workout playlist, and select which tier gym membership I want. It's so close I can't wait!
>not putting an incline bench in your shoebox apartment so you can get into lifting before you shit up the gym as a DYEL
get real homosexual
Go gym now homosexual
>changed gyms on the 30th
>guy asks me why I'm canceling
>"it's part of my new year's resolution"
>he's visibly confused, asks me what I mean
>"My resolution for this year is to stop working out and become a great big fat guy"
>female PT at the desk almost does a spit take
The real reason is that there's another gym the same distance away with similar equipment for less money AND it has a sauna; but moreover I didn't wait for an arbitrary point in time to tell this stupid joke. Go to the gym tomorrow if you don't have a 10+ hour work shift, OP.
good thing you mentioned the PT being female. it was nearly a boring story up until that point but that really clinched it
Enjoy your few months of increased confidence and happiness with your noob gains until body dysmorphia begins to set in
>body dysmorphia
I don't buy this meme. I lift and cardio only for the mental gains and since I'm a volcel I don't give a frick whether women find me attractive or not.
Idk I think body dysmorphia is caused by social media. Once I cut all of that shit I was able to enjoy my gains a lot more.
>next week
bruh
Other way around
Oh really now
Cope. You're not Chad and you won't make it
OP here why you guys so mean? This was supposed to be a happy thread...
Bullying twerps makes me happy.
You’re all talk, gaygo.
Go lift for 2 years non stop before posting again.
Because you're rewarding yourself off dopamine you haven't earned. You don't deserve any good feelings until you've actually done shit
It's for your own good, believe it or not. Shut your internal monologue and start now.
Black person
Go Jim now!
ohio
please dont, my gym is already full
you won't do shit, Black person.
I lost a lot of weight last year and i've been lifting mostly to maintain muscle I have, but i'm still dyel as frick. How bad is a month long dirty bulk going to be for me? I was hoping noob gains would eat up most of the excess calories so i'm considering it for my first real attempt at bulking. I'm sure I can fast off any excess fat within a week.
OP if you can't bring yourself to do it NOW you will fail. Don't seek validation for things you haven't done. Getting into your running shoes doesn't count as taking a step forward. When I decided to sign up for the gym, I didn't wait for new years, I didn't wait to stuff my face full so "next week I'll go on a diet", I just went and signed up, then walked in and worked out. It's very simple. You just have to do it. You HAVE to, otherwise your body will see you can get dopamine without trying and you will eventually fail. Also, DON'T TELL ANYONE THAT YOU ARE LIFTING UNLESS THEY ASK. That's a very important step. Good luck, but if you don't work out until next week, then frick you