>"good morning anon. ive made you breakfast....have a bite!"
>"its low calorie high density califlower and refried beans."
What do you do?
>"good morning anon.
>"good morning anon. ive made you breakfast....have a bite!"
>"its low calorie high density califlower and refried beans."
What do you do?
fuck off you disgusting stupid garden gnome fag
Is scoob gnomish?
No but he thinks like one
Yes he is retard. Literally said so himself.
yes
What a disrespectful little twat. Post body with timestamp fatty
>garden gnome gay apologist
Opinion discarded.
>All the buzzwords
You totally fit in bro. You definitely fit in. Yes. Absolutely.
>election tourist
you've never felt the warmth of a woman
I'm more of a cauliflower scramble man myself, puzzlemaster.
check my bank account to make sure the payment went through
thanks scoobz but how did you get into my home? ive been doing my daily pull-ups I swear
scooby is 42? no fucking way. he looks way older
gayry ages you
He's 60 iirc
he was 42 about ten years ago. He's in his 60s now
anon, his internet nickname is scooby1961
My guts immediately become enflamed and my blood sugar spikes, forcing me to drink water and salt to compensate lest my electrolytes get completely sequestered by my kidneys and I get cramps by merely existing.
Oh, electrolytes... that's why I might be getting those cramps. Thanks, anon.
Also... HELP SCOOBY KIDNAPPED ME AND FEEDS ME HIS GAY CUM
skim milk works better
Milk indeed contains calcium, potassium and magnesium but the fastest way to stop cramps is sodium.
Nevertheless, I actually drink basically 0 plain water in my day and only hydrate with milk and fresh OJ.
did he really groom little boys?
The Scott Adamsification of Scoober was not an arc I ever expected
>Gallop
>refried beans
why would you fry them twice?
Could you not just fry them once, for twice the time? Mexicans are weird
>tfw wake up next to old buff guy who wants to snuggle and feed you
>What do you do?
Skateboard squats
>eww! This goyslop is just empty carbs and antinutrients. Are you trying to tank my free test? An athlete like me values their health you know. I'll have a pound of bacon fried in a pound of butter, and a Monster Zero Ultra.
>post-vaxx brain fog
does scooby lurk still
Idk sounds like a typical British breakfast to me, may as well try it out if he went through the trouble of making it
Go to church and repent Scooby.
>califlower
Name one (1) nutrient in it that I couldn't get more of from meat or dark leafy greens.
Isn't the point of cauliflower over leafy greens the fact that it's just more filling? Am I wrong?
you're not wrong, he's just being a know-it-all gay
It's the new replacement for grains I'm assuming it's more for flavor and consistency