>"good morning anon.

>"good morning anon. ive made you breakfast....have a bite!"
>"its low calorie high density califlower and refried beans."
What do you do?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off you disgusting stupid israelite gay

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is scoob israeli?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No but he thinks like one

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes he is moron. Literally said so himself.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a disrespectful little twat. Post body with timestamp fatty

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >israelite homosexual apologist
        Opinion discarded.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >All the buzzwords
          You totally fit in bro. You definitely fit in. Yes. Absolutely.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >election tourist
          you've never felt the warmth of a woman

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more of a cauliflower scramble man myself, puzzlemaster.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    check my bank account to make sure the payment went through

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks scoobz but how did you get into my home? ive been doing my daily pull-ups I swear

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      scooby is 42? no fricking way. he looks way older

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        homosexualry ages you

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's 60 iirc

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was 42 about ten years ago. He's in his 60s now

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon, his internet nickname is scooby1961

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My guts immediately become enflamed and my blood sugar spikes, forcing me to drink water and salt to compensate lest my electrolytes get completely sequestered by my kidneys and I get cramps by merely existing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, electrolytes... that's why I might be getting those cramps. Thanks, anon.

      Also... HELP SCOOBY KIDNAPPED ME AND FEEDS ME HIS GAY CUM

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      skim milk works better

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Milk indeed contains calcium, potassium and magnesium but the fastest way to stop cramps is sodium.
        Nevertheless, I actually drink basically 0 plain water in my day and only hydrate with milk and fresh OJ.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    did he really groom little boys?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Scott Adamsification of Scoober was not an arc I ever expected

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gallop

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >refried beans
    why would you fry them twice?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could you not just fry them once, for twice the time? Mexicans are weird

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw wake up next to old buff guy who wants to snuggle and feed you

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you do?
    Skateboard squats

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eww! This goyslop is just empty carbs and antinutrients. Are you trying to tank my free test? An athlete like me values their health you know. I'll have a pound of bacon fried in a pound of butter, and a Monster Zero Ultra.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >post-vaxx brain fog

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    does scooby lurk still

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk sounds like a typical British breakfast to me, may as well try it out if he went through the trouble of making it

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to church and repent Scooby.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >califlower
    Name one (1) nutrient in it that I couldn't get more of from meat or dark leafy greens.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't the point of cauliflower over leafy greens the fact that it's just more filling? Am I wrong?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're not wrong, he's just being a know-it-all homosexual

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the new replacement for grains I'm assuming it's more for flavor and consistency

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