Goyslurp Thread

After a hard day of working and working out, what is your favourite drink to relax and chill at home with?
For me it's Monster Ultra Blue

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    water bro

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monster tastes and feels like garbage, good for taking pics of your cock tho
    https://imgur.com/a/yF2t0Vf

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice cock

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well done anon, mirin

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you use any kind of moisturizer on your cock anon? Would like to replicate

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That cock looks juicy no homo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Little white cock

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always felt gross after slurping on Monster. you guys are fucked in the head

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats like saying people who taste cilantro instead of soap are fucked, sorry you got bad brain :/

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like monster energy mango

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

      how to stop the energy garden gnome?

      You have to drink it

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Liquid IV, or crystal lite in my water

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how to stop the energy garden gnome?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just stop buying it you fucking retard
      you literally have to slave away and physically go and exchange your labor for this poison

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But it's tasty

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anon knows something is bad for him, asks for help
          >help him
          >he starts coping
          kys

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            but that's why its hard

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              is it harder to sit on your ass than physically go to the store and buy it? is it harder to tell that gay voice in your head telling you to drink the garden gnomeslurp to shut the fuck up? you'll ngmi

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The experience is better than drinking coffee

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm looking forward as fuck to come home and down some fresh whey (not the powder shit).

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What goyspray do y'all use. I like this one myself

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the recipe from the late 2000's was much better than the trash they have nowadays. Africa used to be the fuckboy scent

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah,the sprays now have this strong afterscent, it isn't the same

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People still use spray on deodorant? Is it the 2000s again?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What should I be using if I have hairy pits?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Use a goystick instead of goyspray for better coverage around the follicles.
          The aluminum really eliminates the BO and the cancer is a problem for your future self. #notmyproblem

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's a non-garden gnome alternative?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Use a lemon. It kills the smell but it's kind of sticky tho

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              /muskmaxxing/ is the answer you seek

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Unless you happen to have aluminium zirconium complex in your pantry, none.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        only women use roll-on
        literally never seen a roll-on deodorant for men

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vichy makes good natural roll on deodorant.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the recipe from the late 2000's was much better than the trash they have nowadays. Africa used to be the fuckboy scent

      I still like marine but it's not worth the fucking >€5
      could also do without the 48h pore clogging bullshit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who wants to smell like Africa?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a boy so I use million by paco rabanne

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dare iced coffee

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    white and pipeline punch have been my exclusives as of late
    i see red/white/blue get bundled as do purple/white/orange but i already know the latter flavors are awful so i don’t care to try red or blue
    gold/white/green wouldn’t be so bad though
    ik anons here like paradise.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    best sip in existence coming through

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the lost sip
      Citron-sama, I kneel...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i have 7 of them in my fridge...
        are... are they really gone???

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't seen one in a decade.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never seen this before

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its picrel.
    The corn syrup replenishes lost glycogen and the high asbestos content is great for gains.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried the sugarfree version of this by accident but it was really nice, need to try the regular version though

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These wines, or the wine I make myself.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer this 1.5litre goyjuice myself.
      The pounding headaches means its working.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stag's leap
      based, that's actually a quality wine. impressed to see this on IST tbh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Redpill me on californian wines.
      I'm italian in iItaly and i'm interested in them, are they worth buying?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        spanish and italian wines are the GOAT imo. Californian tastes like a scented candle or artificial

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of it is slurp, but Bang will absolutely destroy you. That shit should be illegal.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He drinks the inferior bang
      Oliet Bangs is the S tier goyslurp.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s Barqs you retard lol. You just be only couple years younger than me because I know like around early 2000s, cursive got phased out and my younger brother didn’t have to do it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kys newfriend

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Barqs
          Where the fuck do you see a r or q?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s Barqs you retard lol. You just be only couple years younger than me because I know like around early 2000s, cursive got phased out and my younger brother didn’t have to do it

        >Barqs
        Where the fuck do you see a r or q?

        It's Bargs, you fucking idiots.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What makes that any worse than the other dogshit energy drinks on the market

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bang is filth my bro. Tastes like sugar alchohol and apple sauce. Ballwater. Also 300mg of caffeine per sip is egregious, some teenager is gonna kill himself with that shit and ruin it for everyone.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk why the caffeine in bang always gives me the unfocused cracked out feel and then my energy crashes hard. doesn’t seem to happen with reign even though they have the same amount of caffeine

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've read you shouldn't have caffeine directly after a workout, as you should be resting and relaxing afterwards.

    I sip before though, or after a bit of time. Love reign energy lemon or lychee the best.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a reign yesterday and it was great
    but only because I was up early and spent the whole day doing things, that much caffeine will fuck you up if you don't actually use it

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    water

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    its got to be monster ultra fiesta or monster mule for me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I drank monster when they sold monster mules in my city, but they got rid of them for some reason.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You disrespect the legacy of /sip/

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    water, unsweet tea, or whole milk

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    White monster is still king but I like the purple drank flavour too.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am a fan of piss

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hol up is ultra blue even still available cause I havnen't seen it or red in a minute

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me its boomer ultra white sips
    Ultra paradise
    Ultra Pineapple
    Ultra Watermelone
    Ultra Mongo

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im disappointed no one mentioned Monster Nitro, that shit is the best so far Ive tried.
    I was really against energy drinks until I developed a coffeine addiction and I run out of pure coffeine to snort

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've really been liking these recently

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Diarrhea in a can

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whether you have food in your body or not

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oilet Bangs kek

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the Zero Ultra. Pic related, it's me.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drink the blue and red ones because my local Costco stocks the White/Red/Blue variety pack, and my fiance only really likes the white ones. I mean like, I like them too, but I also like him enough to leave them for him.

    I drink between 2 and 3 a day.

    4 on days where I'm intermittent fasting.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's megaforce (sugar free)

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monster Energy Assault - Now thats the stuff

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mogs every other bang flavor

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOOD SHIT BROTHER

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Sonic the Gfuel so I can get that autismo retard strength for my lifts.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does it mean when I can drink a 16oz monster and still fall asleep. Only thing I feel is elevated heart rate

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to be addicted to energy drinks and that was my problem, they stopped doing shit and I'd just go to sleep with my heart pounding away. Detoxing from that was the best thing I did. Now I have some energy drink a couple times a year.

      Blue NOS is where its at for me - I can't really do a lot of the other flavors out there, the sugar replacements in most of them make me violently sick.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just stop. It's pathetic. You will never hold a candle to the king.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Objectively - it tastes awesome.
      I don't mind goyslurping on it once every month or so.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    After staying off caffeine for months I'm pretty sure this drink would kill me.
    It amazes me to no end that some people crush four of these daily.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So you work out only to come home and drink processed sugary shit? my god you are beyond stupid

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a heart attack in a can. Just eat real food and do cardio daily and you'll have more energy than you know what to do with.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me in middle school and high school
    >parents were body builders
    >Wash down two Hershey bars with a Red Bull after school, then immediately go to sleep
    >ate ice cream at night
    >very comfy and still looked great, never fat
    >genetics.jpg

    Now I’m twice as old and crusade against consuming GOYSLURP and GOYSLOP on the reg. Also: The only Monster I ever enjoyed was the monster zero nitro (the only good one.)

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