After a hard day of working and working out, what is your favourite drink to relax and chill at home with?
For me it's Monster Ultra Blue
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water homie
Monster tastes and feels like garbage, good for taking pics of your wiener tho
https://imgur.com/a/yF2t0Vf
Nice wiener
Well done anon, mirin
Do you use any kind of moisturizer on your wiener anon? Would like to replicate
no
That wiener looks juicy no homo
Little white wiener
I always felt gross after slurping on Monster. you guys are fricked in the head
thats like saying people who taste cilantro instead of soap are fricked, sorry you got bad brain :/
I like monster energy mango
Same
You have to drink it
Liquid IV, or crystal lite in my water
how to stop the energy israelite?
just stop buying it you fricking moron
you literally have to slave away and physically go and exchange your labor for this poison
But it's tasty
>anon knows something is bad for him, asks for help
>help him
>he starts coping
kys
but that's why its hard
is it harder to sit on your ass than physically go to the store and buy it? is it harder to tell that gay voice in your head telling you to drink the israeliteslurp to shut the frick up? you'll ngmi
The experience is better than drinking coffee
I'm looking forward as frick to come home and down some fresh whey (not the powder shit).
What goyspray do y'all use. I like this one myself
the recipe from the late 2000's was much better than the trash they have nowadays. Africa used to be the frickboy scent
Yeah,the sprays now have this strong afterscent, it isn't the same
People still use spray on deodorant? Is it the 2000s again?
What should I be using if I have hairy pits?
Use a goystick instead of goyspray for better coverage around the follicles.
The aluminum really eliminates the BO and the cancer is a problem for your future self. #notmyproblem
What's a non-israelite alternative?
Use a lemon. It kills the smell but it's kind of sticky tho
/muskmaxxing/ is the answer you seek
Unless you happen to have aluminium zirconium complex in your pantry, none.
only women use roll-on
literally never seen a roll-on deodorant for men
Vichy makes good natural roll on deodorant.
I still like marine but it's not worth the fricking >€5
could also do without the 48h pore clogging bullshit
Who wants to smell like Africa?
I'm not a boy so I use million by paco rabanne
Dare iced coffee
white and pipeline punch have been my exclusives as of late
i see red/white/blue get bundled as do purple/white/orange but i already know the latter flavors are awful so i don’t care to try red or blue
gold/white/green wouldn’t be so bad though
ik anons here like paradise.
best sip in existence coming through
>the lost sip
Citron-sama, I kneel...
i have 7 of them in my fridge...
are... are they really gone???
I haven't seen one in a decade.
Never seen this before
For me, its picrel.
The corn syrup replenishes lost glycogen and the high asbestos content is great for gains.
Kek
I tried the sugarfree version of this by accident but it was really nice, need to try the regular version though
These wines, or the wine I make myself.
I prefer this 1.5litre goyjuice myself.
The pounding headaches means its working.
>stag's leap
based, that's actually a quality wine. impressed to see this on IST tbh
Redpill me on californian wines.
I'm italian in iItaly and i'm interested in them, are they worth buying?
spanish and italian wines are the GOAT imo. Californian tastes like a scented candle or artificial
All of it is slurp, but Bang will absolutely destroy you. That shit should be illegal.
>He drinks the inferior bang
Oliet Bangs is the S tier goyslurp.
That’s Barqs you moron lol. You just be only couple years younger than me because I know like around early 2000s, cursive got phased out and my younger brother didn’t have to do it
Kys newfriend
>Barqs
Where the frick do you see a r or q?
It's Bargs, you fricking idiots.
What makes that any worse than the other dogshit energy drinks on the market
Bang is filth my homie. Tastes like sugar alchohol and apple sauce. Ballwater. Also 300mg of caffeine per sip is egregious, some teenager is gonna kill himself with that shit and ruin it for everyone.
idk why the caffeine in bang always gives me the unfocused cracked out feel and then my energy crashes hard. doesn’t seem to happen with reign even though they have the same amount of caffeine
I've read you shouldn't have caffeine directly after a workout, as you should be resting and relaxing afterwards.
I sip before though, or after a bit of time. Love reign energy lemon or lychee the best.
I had a reign yesterday and it was great
but only because I was up early and spent the whole day doing things, that much caffeine will frick you up if you don't actually use it
water
its got to be monster ultra fiesta or monster mule for me
I drank monster when they sold monster mules in my city, but they got rid of them for some reason.
You disrespect the legacy of /sip/
water, unsweet tea, or whole milk
White monster is still king but I like the purple drank flavour too.
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
I am a fan of piss
Hol up is ultra blue even still available cause I havnen't seen it or red in a minute
For me its boomer ultra white sips
Ultra paradise
Ultra Pineapple
Ultra Watermelone
Ultra Mongo
Im disappointed no one mentioned Monster Nitro, that shit is the best so far Ive tried.
I was really against energy drinks until I developed a coffeine addiction and I run out of pure coffeine to snort
I've really been liking these recently
Diarrhea in a can
Whether you have food in your body or not
Oilet Bangs kek
For me it's the Zero Ultra. Pic related, it's me.
I drink the blue and red ones because my local Costco stocks the White/Red/Blue variety pack, and my fiance only really likes the white ones. I mean like, I like them too, but I also like him enough to leave them for him.
I drink between 2 and 3 a day.
4 on days where I'm intermittent fasting.
for me it's megaforce (sugar free)
Monster Energy Assault - Now thats the stuff
mogs every other bang flavor
GOOD SHIT BROTHER
For me it's Sonic the Gfuel so I can get that autismo moron strength for my lifts.
What does it mean when I can drink a 16oz monster and still fall asleep. Only thing I feel is elevated heart rate
I used to be addicted to energy drinks and that was my problem, they stopped doing shit and I'd just go to sleep with my heart pounding away. Detoxing from that was the best thing I did. Now I have some energy drink a couple times a year.
Blue NOS is where its at for me - I can't really do a lot of the other flavors out there, the sugar replacements in most of them make me violently sick.
Just stop. It's pathetic. You will never hold a candle to the king.
Objectively - it tastes awesome.
I don't mind goyslurping on it once every month or so.
After staying off caffeine for months I'm pretty sure this drink would kill me.
It amazes me to no end that some people crush four of these daily.
So you work out only to come home and drink processed sugary shit? my god you are beyond stupid
This is a heart attack in a can. Just eat real food and do cardio daily and you'll have more energy than you know what to do with.
>Be me in middle school and high school
>parents were body builders
>Wash down two Hershey bars with a Red Bull after school, then immediately go to sleep
>ate ice cream at night
>very comfy and still looked great, never fat
>genetics.jpg
Now I’m twice as old and crusade against consuming GOYSLURP and GOYSLOP on the reg. Also: The only Monster I ever enjoyed was the monster zero nitro (the only good one.)