Goyslurp Thread

After a hard day of working and working out, what is your favourite drink to relax and chill at home with?
For me it's Monster Ultra Blue

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    water homie

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Monster tastes and feels like garbage, good for taking pics of your wiener tho
    https://imgur.com/a/yF2t0Vf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice wiener

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well done anon, mirin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you use any kind of moisturizer on your wiener anon? Would like to replicate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That wiener looks juicy no homo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Little white wiener

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always felt gross after slurping on Monster. you guys are fricked in the head

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats like saying people who taste cilantro instead of soap are fricked, sorry you got bad brain :/

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like monster energy mango

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same

      how to stop the energy israelite?

      You have to drink it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Liquid IV, or crystal lite in my water

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how to stop the energy israelite?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just stop buying it you fricking moron
      you literally have to slave away and physically go and exchange your labor for this poison

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But it's tasty

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >anon knows something is bad for him, asks for help
          >help him
          >he starts coping
          kys

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            but that's why its hard

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              is it harder to sit on your ass than physically go to the store and buy it? is it harder to tell that gay voice in your head telling you to drink the israeliteslurp to shut the frick up? you'll ngmi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The experience is better than drinking coffee

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm looking forward as frick to come home and down some fresh whey (not the powder shit).

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What goyspray do y'all use. I like this one myself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the recipe from the late 2000's was much better than the trash they have nowadays. Africa used to be the frickboy scent

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah,the sprays now have this strong afterscent, it isn't the same

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People still use spray on deodorant? Is it the 2000s again?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What should I be using if I have hairy pits?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Use a goystick instead of goyspray for better coverage around the follicles.
          The aluminum really eliminates the BO and the cancer is a problem for your future self. #notmyproblem

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What's a non-israelite alternative?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Use a lemon. It kills the smell but it's kind of sticky tho

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              /muskmaxxing/ is the answer you seek

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Unless you happen to have aluminium zirconium complex in your pantry, none.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        only women use roll-on
        literally never seen a roll-on deodorant for men

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Vichy makes good natural roll on deodorant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the recipe from the late 2000's was much better than the trash they have nowadays. Africa used to be the frickboy scent

      I still like marine but it's not worth the fricking >€5
      could also do without the 48h pore clogging bullshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who wants to smell like Africa?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a boy so I use million by paco rabanne

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dare iced coffee

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    white and pipeline punch have been my exclusives as of late
    i see red/white/blue get bundled as do purple/white/orange but i already know the latter flavors are awful so i don’t care to try red or blue
    gold/white/green wouldn’t be so bad though
    ik anons here like paradise.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    best sip in existence coming through

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the lost sip
      Citron-sama, I kneel...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i have 7 of them in my fridge...
        are... are they really gone???

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't seen one in a decade.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never seen this before

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its picrel.
    The corn syrup replenishes lost glycogen and the high asbestos content is great for gains.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tried the sugarfree version of this by accident but it was really nice, need to try the regular version though

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These wines, or the wine I make myself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer this 1.5litre goyjuice myself.
      The pounding headaches means its working.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >stag's leap
      based, that's actually a quality wine. impressed to see this on IST tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Redpill me on californian wines.
      I'm italian in iItaly and i'm interested in them, are they worth buying?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        spanish and italian wines are the GOAT imo. Californian tastes like a scented candle or artificial

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All of it is slurp, but Bang will absolutely destroy you. That shit should be illegal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He drinks the inferior bang
      Oliet Bangs is the S tier goyslurp.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s Barqs you moron lol. You just be only couple years younger than me because I know like around early 2000s, cursive got phased out and my younger brother didn’t have to do it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kys newfriend

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Barqs
          Where the frick do you see a r or q?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s Barqs you moron lol. You just be only couple years younger than me because I know like around early 2000s, cursive got phased out and my younger brother didn’t have to do it

        >Barqs
        Where the frick do you see a r or q?

        It's Bargs, you fricking idiots.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What makes that any worse than the other dogshit energy drinks on the market

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bang is filth my homie. Tastes like sugar alchohol and apple sauce. Ballwater. Also 300mg of caffeine per sip is egregious, some teenager is gonna kill himself with that shit and ruin it for everyone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      idk why the caffeine in bang always gives me the unfocused cracked out feel and then my energy crashes hard. doesn’t seem to happen with reign even though they have the same amount of caffeine

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've read you shouldn't have caffeine directly after a workout, as you should be resting and relaxing afterwards.

    I sip before though, or after a bit of time. Love reign energy lemon or lychee the best.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a reign yesterday and it was great
    but only because I was up early and spent the whole day doing things, that much caffeine will frick you up if you don't actually use it

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    water

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its got to be monster ultra fiesta or monster mule for me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I drank monster when they sold monster mules in my city, but they got rid of them for some reason.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You disrespect the legacy of /sip/

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    water, unsweet tea, or whole milk

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White monster is still king but I like the purple drank flavour too.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am a fan of piss

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hol up is ultra blue even still available cause I havnen't seen it or red in a minute

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me its boomer ultra white sips
    Ultra paradise
    Ultra Pineapple
    Ultra Watermelone
    Ultra Mongo

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im disappointed no one mentioned Monster Nitro, that shit is the best so far Ive tried.
    I was really against energy drinks until I developed a coffeine addiction and I run out of pure coffeine to snort

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've really been liking these recently

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Diarrhea in a can

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Whether you have food in your body or not

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oilet Bangs kek

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the Zero Ultra. Pic related, it's me.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I drink the blue and red ones because my local Costco stocks the White/Red/Blue variety pack, and my fiance only really likes the white ones. I mean like, I like them too, but I also like him enough to leave them for him.

    I drink between 2 and 3 a day.

    4 on days where I'm intermittent fasting.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's megaforce (sugar free)

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Monster Energy Assault - Now thats the stuff

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mogs every other bang flavor

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GOOD SHIT BROTHER

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Sonic the Gfuel so I can get that autismo moron strength for my lifts.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What does it mean when I can drink a 16oz monster and still fall asleep. Only thing I feel is elevated heart rate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I used to be addicted to energy drinks and that was my problem, they stopped doing shit and I'd just go to sleep with my heart pounding away. Detoxing from that was the best thing I did. Now I have some energy drink a couple times a year.

      Blue NOS is where its at for me - I can't really do a lot of the other flavors out there, the sugar replacements in most of them make me violently sick.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just stop. It's pathetic. You will never hold a candle to the king.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Objectively - it tastes awesome.
      I don't mind goyslurping on it once every month or so.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    After staying off caffeine for months I'm pretty sure this drink would kill me.
    It amazes me to no end that some people crush four of these daily.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So you work out only to come home and drink processed sugary shit? my god you are beyond stupid

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a heart attack in a can. Just eat real food and do cardio daily and you'll have more energy than you know what to do with.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me in middle school and high school
    >parents were body builders
    >Wash down two Hershey bars with a Red Bull after school, then immediately go to sleep
    >ate ice cream at night
    >very comfy and still looked great, never fat
    >genetics.jpg

    Now I’m twice as old and crusade against consuming GOYSLURP and GOYSLOP on the reg. Also: The only Monster I ever enjoyed was the monster zero nitro (the only good one.)

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