*grabs monkey paw*. >I want a gf that lifts! Posted on February 23, 2023 by Anonymous *grabs monkey paw* >I want a gf that lifts!
are you *raises paw* guy? aren't you australian?
Fuck imagine those crunching down on your head and exploding it like a watermelon
mirin the sheer size of those legs
Her knees mog an elephant
If I get to plow the one on the left then it's not a monkey paw. Eat shit, testosterone deficient gay.
Wtf, monkey paw actually granted my wish properlly
>he doesn't want a bulkmaxx gf
U N I T
> tfw no slampig qt power lifter gf
Life is always suffering lads
Left. Need left.
Here’s that trad wife you wished for, bro
STICK MY HEAD BETWEEN LEFT'S ASSCHEEKS AND SMELL THAT HOLE
Right looks like a female version of muscle barbie
the monkey pay downside is that she looves disney movies
She's got the thighs of an elephant but she has a beautiful face and such gorgeous hair. I love her!
give me that fucking paw
> fix my hair loss
i bet she shits pringles cans
found her, it's Tracey Kelly
i dont understand how id even fuck that whale i think my small penis would barely even make it into her pussy after getting past the excess fat
Imagine her raping a man.
And I want one that does that and wrestles. So we can grapple and have hot angry make up sex right after.