*grabs monkey paw*. >I want a gf that lifts!

*grabs monkey paw*
>I want a gf that lifts!

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are you *raises paw* guy? aren't you australian?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick imagine those crunching down on your head and exploding it like a watermelon

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mirin the sheer size of those legs

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Her knees mog an elephant

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If I get to plow the one on the left then it's not a monkey paw. Eat shit, testosterone deficient homosexual.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf, monkey paw actually granted my wish properlly

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't want a bulkmaxx gf
    gay

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    U N I T
    N
    I
    T

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > tfw no slampig qt power lifter gf
    Life is always suffering lads

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Left. Need left.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s that trad wife you wished for, bro

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    STICK MY HEAD BETWEEN LEFT'S ASSCHEEKS AND SMELL THAT HOLE

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Right looks like a female version of muscle barbie

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the monkey pay downside is that she looves disney movies

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She's got the thighs of an elephant but she has a beautiful face and such gorgeous hair. I love her!

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    give me that fricking paw

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > fix my hair loss

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i bet she shits pringles cans

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    found her, it's Tracey Kelly

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i dont understand how id even frick that whale i think my small penis would barely even make it into her pussy after getting past the excess fat

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine her raping a man.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And I want one that does that and wrestles. So we can grapple and have hot angry make up sex right after.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    would

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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