Grizzly bear

How can I achieve the necessary physique to take on this gnarly beast? If I'm out in the woods and this thing starts charging me and I only have my bare hands, what am I supposed to do?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be reborn as a bigger grizzly bear or the Terminator

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You die.
    Alternatively you can try roaring and screaming.
    Dont go there without high caliber weapons.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't
    without guns ofc

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Learn how to fashion a spear out of wood and get really lucky with your first jab in the time it takes for the bear to get close to you.
    Or die.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Os this real?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it is.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, if I remember right it was a bear on a live TV show and it ripped someone's head off. I don't remember much else, but I know it was a grizzly bear.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >petersen beat the beat upon the head with a stick

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are you retarded, blind or both?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish it was 2010 so I could:
        >facepalm

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron cnt reed

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shove your arm down his throat so he can’t eat you then gnaw his jugular

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is she okay?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Carry a gun or some other weapon otherwise you're fucked and there's literally nothing you can do. Lifting won't save you, retard

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You use your super power of human ingenuity and kill it with some kind of weapon. It's literally what puts us above bears on the food chain.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to fight bear, you must be bear

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