Gym Characters

ITT: Characters you meet at the gym

>Gym Grandpa
>70+ years old
>barrel chested
>mustache/beard
>walks with a limp
>still the strongest motherfucker in the building
>always friendly and smiling
>everyone hopes to look as good as he does at his age

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Senator John Bolton?
    STANDING HERE
    I REALIZE

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Rooster
    >1 rep only with as much weight as he can handle
    >drops weights for attention
    >struts around with bowed arms pretending to not look if people are paying attention to him
    >disappears randomly for weeks because he keeps injuring himself
    >does the same fucking thing when he reappears

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      >The goofball
      >Gets pumped during workout
      >Makes robot noises, yells, and sings during his workout
      >Lifts mostly compounds
      >Friendly buy probably autistic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally me. I don’t get how people can go to the gym 6 times a week and not try to have fun doing it, especially fucking around with friends in between sets. It’s just annoying when people act weird like me fucking around is some alpha dominance thing because they’re too insecure to relax in the gym.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guys like you always make good workout buddy es.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you spying me?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The GILF

    >60 year old
    >has the body of a 20 year old
    >awkward boners everywhere
    >once she's done with her workout she goes home to make cookies for her grandkids
    >gets cancer and dies at 62

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Bunny
      >very tight pants
      >very tight sports bra
      >spends most of her time sitting on machines with her back slightly arced
      >occasionally does a single rep with a mere 10 pounds plate on
      >still gets less looks than

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the deceiver
    >like 21 year old
    >5'5"
    >twig arms and legs
    >lifts as much as 6'2" 250 pounds guys
    >defies the laws of physics and biology constantly
    >runs entirely on energy drinks, ramen and the occasional burrito
    >might be an alien

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I seem to have missed this guy. I think he only exists in anon's wildest fantasies. Which also involve anon having sex with his pick of sluts from the spin class after they witness his 350lb bench @145lbs. Afterall, it's only a matter of time before his pipes fill up that medium t-shirt.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know about the ramen and burritos, but I added those for laughs. The energy drink thing is real though, he always has one with him. So is the rest.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i got some of those at work. its just being young i guess. i work at a granite countertop factory and there are tiny ass zoomers lifting heavy shit despite being twigs. they are so fucking dumb though omg. public schools need to shut down along with the media. good luck with that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t tell if I am this character.
      >26
      >5’8
      >163 pounds
      >absolutely chicken leg mode
      >flying spaghetti monster tier arms
      >just benched 195 for one as a new PR
      >will be squatting 250 after work
      >have caught people anxiously looking at me as if I’m about to hurt myself squatting over 2 plates despite being able to do 225 for 10

      I feel like I’m being reverse mired

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, definitely you. How do you even function?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you say that as if repping 225 isn't something complete beginners can't do after a month or two of lifting.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it took you a month
          pathetique

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You say this as if I give a shit. I was and still am full blown auswitchz mode and will continue being happy about achieving 2pl8 until I get to 315.

          Eat my skinny DYEL ass.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you are 5'8 and 163. you are borderline overweight.
            why are manlets always so proud of their lifts like bro it would be concerning if you weren't strong considering your extreme mechanical advantage.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're not

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How does one into this mode

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't fucking know. That's the point. People like that are an affront to nature. I don't understand how they function.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw this comfy chad and used the machine next to him and saw that he was reading an anatomy book. Maximizing his knowledge and experience at the same time, wish I saw him again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trips checked.

      And holy shit, this guy is on another level.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuckin based. Working the body and the mind at the same time. I sometimes listen to books when working out but this is better.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Albert GAINstein

      Bro looks like peak performance for age

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How the fuck do you read while exercising?
      I can understand reading between sets, but I feel like it would be impossible to read on an elliptical machine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's that powerful man

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ZEUS
    >"OMG YOURE ZEUS!"
    >"yea thx i get that a lot"
    >blue eyes white curly hair and beard
    >wears soccer shorts and ankle socks
    >COPPERFIT BRACELET
    >buff af

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pic related

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chesticleseus
    >benches more than everone else
    >huge chest
    >twig arms
    >only trains OHP and legs

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fat bar bouncer who power uses the cable machines to curl/shrug/tricep dip as much as possible and literally nothing else

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how the curl machines are always monopolized by people like that. It's like half the people who go to the gym go there for nothing else.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the quiet guy who lifts quite a bit but stares at the floor and avoids eye contact with everyone
    haha what a weirdo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not allowed to post about yourself.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it do be like that

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Young lanklet ectomorph with superhero/anime get up
    >been here for years barely any progress
    >strictest dieter
    >most diligent planner
    >gets stronger
    >never bigger

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically Saitama.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the begginer
    >lifts dyel weights
    >looks weak and skinny or fat
    >thinks that nobody in the gym is judging him
    >gives veteran lifters a sense of superiority
    >is laughed at behind his back
    >will be gone by february

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >will be gone by february
      I rationalized not going to the gym at the start of the year because I didn't want to be included in the "new year, time to start taking care of myself" group of gays...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think in situations like that it's worth going then because as long as you stay you evolve into one of the new year guys that did it and stayed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck man that's literally me... Though this thread actually motivates me to go this week after I get my haircut finally

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Squat Rack chat squatters who DONT squat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think chatters are in a class of their own. Gyms should have employees spot people who just occupy racks/machines and don't use them and boot them off.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the tough guy
    >DYEL weights
    >does sets of 3 reps
    >spends his time between sets air boxing
    >always seems to be trying to pick fights
    >disappears after a month and gets replaced by another

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the MedicineMan
    >typical 5'6 huge roidhead
    >bag rattles with pills when he moves it
    >sometimes he has earbuds but he's always talking, even during workout
    >grunts louder than truck horn
    >before big set he yells catchphrase 'MEDICINE TIIIIME! HEH HEH HEH'
    >will do 6-8 sets and whispepr 'one more set, one more set' in between each of them
    >yells 'REFUEL' then covers his face with paper towel and sniffs something
    >goes into the yoga room during their class to change instead of locker room

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, I've yet to meet him but I want to. He sounds super entertaining.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea he's honsetly the best. havent seen him in like 2 months tho

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve got this guy but he wears one of those stupid uncircumcised penis beanies and sings during his sets kek
      He’s like 5’5” and probably 230

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the MedicineMan
      5'6 huge roidhead
      >>bag rattles with pills when he moves it
      he has earbuds but he's always talking, even during workout
      louder than truck horn
      big set he yells catchphrase 'MEDICINE TIIIIME! HEH HEH HEH'
      >>will do 6-8 sets and whispepr 'one more set, one more set' in between each of them
      'REFUEL' then covers his face with paper towel and sniffs something
      >>goes into the yoga room during their class to change instead of locker room
      Holy FUCK I need MedicineMan on my party to buff me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >before big set he yells catchphrase 'MEDICINE TIIIIME! HEH HEH HEH'

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this reminds me of an experiment i did as a young schizo pill poppa. i already figured out that the body when sore will fix you up so you could theoretically handle your last challenge that made you sore easily. so what is the limit? i had a job at the time as freight so i had to lift lots of heavy things. i announced my experiment to my boss and told her to give me all the heavy shit. and i went nuts omg. btw the oxy removes all pain and soreness. i was so sore by the end it felt like i was being crushed by gravity. entire fucking body sore. but pop that oxy and im a million bucks haha. i did this for a week just to see how much muscle my body could theoretically grow in a short time of GREAT struggle. end result i grew so much i have stretchmarks on my biceps. not just a little. just need that medicine and im a gooood. i have since quit the peels. take of this what you will.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit its the MedicineMan

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit it’s the schizo medicine man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>'MEDICINE TIIIIME! HEH HEH HEH'

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Self-Conscious girl
    >wears baggy pants
    >wears baggy shirt
    >never anything lighter even though she's sweating like crazy
    >doesn't talk to anyone
    >seems terrified of everyone but keeps doing her routine
    >you can tell she has a killer bod under all that bagginess
    >spends most of her time staring at the floor

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally my wife. Im torn about her showing off her body or not.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There exists some middle ground between being covered in a baggy burka and wearing yoga pants tight enough to accurately identify every hair follicle on her vagina

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post your wife faggit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also she's Asian

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        HRRRNNNNNNN NNNNNNN
        Oh why hath an all loving God curse such a young, ambitious man (such as myself) with the complete inability to approach (asian) women!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Self-Conscious girl
        >wears baggy pants
        >wears baggy shirt
        >never anything lighter even though she's sweating like crazy
        >doesn't talk to anyone
        >seems terrified of everyone but keeps doing her routine
        >you can tell she has a killer bod under all that bagginess
        >spends most of her time staring at the floor

        painfully accurate stereotype.

        i also see the exact opposite in asian women.
        >girl who wears basically nothing and somehow legally gets away with it

        i can literally see your vagina in those tight clothes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hotttttt hnnnnnnnnnnnggggg where do I find her

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are attracted to menall illness because you are also mentally ill

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Leave, normalfag

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No such thing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know that girl/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Recognizable. the one in my gym is also 10x times cuter than the thots.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because thots put on so much make up and get so much surgery done that they wind up looking both grotesque and banal. Like, steak is great, but if every day you had a half-assed, gross steak and one day someone offered you a hamburger instead, you'd go for the hamburger without a thought.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sauna guy
    >Some type of new Yorker
    >Hates US government
    >Talks to everyone, learns all of their names wrong
    >Will talk about covid as plandemic and is fully conspiracy pilled
    >Does sauna for like 2 hours to sweat out toxins
    >Loves to riff on people

    Ran into this guy again last night. He goes to the sauna after work almost every day.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf do we go to the same gym

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        LA fitness in Boynton Beach FL? Probably millions of dudes just like Tony.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he a bald puertorrican or kinda brown with a pencil moustache?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, he's a skinny Italian, probably 5'8, olive skin, looks like an old legion soldier.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck, sounded like my bro Luis. He's always trying to make friends with randos with that NY low class kind of humor and the way he always says their names wrong is legendary

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Rancid
    >you can smell the sweat from all the way across the gym
    >gets worse as you get closer
    >doesn't clean up after himself
    >god forbid if he farts
    >you once saw someone run to the bathroom and vomit after he walked by them and farted
    >you're also pretty sure that the one time you found a live turd on the floor was his doing
    >destroys at least one toilet with horrendous liquid shit blasts before leaving
    >tolerated because he once saved someone who tried to bench too much without a spotter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, you're cool and all, but see a doctor. There's something wrong with you.

        And take a shower.

        And use speed stick.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >live turd
      w-what?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just a clean bulker

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depressed woman mindlessly walking on the treadmill for at least an hour.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grey baggy clothes, messy hair bun and baggy eyes?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, though sometimes she has makeup on. Looks about 25-35.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The two fat first-generation immigrant wives from India who walk around and around the track almost everyday for months and never lose an ounce.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Veteran
    >almost 50
    >ex-competitive
    >ex-roider
    >main character of the gym
    >knows everyone
    >super helpful, unless you try to take a rack he's currently supersetting on without asking
    >recently took a 30+ NEET he was training as a PT under his wings to get his life back together
    >still helps him despite complaining about him all the time
    >believes in a variety of conspiracy theories, but open to all the opinions about them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Superstring
      Sorry dumbass you can't use more than one piece of equipment at a time. Pick a lane and stay in it I'm using this machine now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still helps him despite complaining about him all the time
      Sounds like a douche

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ultramoron
    >extremely fucking ripped
    >you feel roid side-effects from just standing near him
    >looks angry all the time but never says a word
    >once broke a machine by putting on all the weight then adding more weights on top of the plates and pulling so hard it smashed against the top of the machine
    >drives a tiny fucking car

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hispanic and what the fuck is wrong with my Yaris, I get 35mpg while you waste your money on gas and time at the gym. All that just to get places just as fast as me and to look DYEL. Fuck you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>once broke a machine by putting on all the weight then adding more weights on top of the plates and pulling so hard it smashed against the top of the machine
      LOL I've done this quite a few times. But I'm white.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >herculean ghost
    >comes in like once a month at odd times
    >is never seen but the evidence of his presence remains
    >maxes out every machine
    >leaves the bar loaded with 6 plates

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually just a troll who comes in at odd times and puts all the weight on every machine but doesn't actually lift it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do that to fuck with ego lifters. When I'm done with a machine, I just max out the plates and leave.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We have a guy like this.
      The only evidence left of his presence is chalk on half the 45lb plates in the gym.
      He always seems to show up to witness new PRs.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE GYM SPERG

    >avoids eye contact when coming into the gym
    >wears earbuds so he dosent have to say hi to the receptionists
    >grunts loudly for every rep, even with 25 lb dumbbells
    >goes wide eyed when the gym adrenaline/pre workout kicks in, stares at women with crazy wide eyes
    >does push ups in the middle of the gym floor so no ríes will have no choice but to mire his dyel mussles

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please stop :~~*

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot the part where he spends all day naked in the locker room blowdrying his balls

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Help me title this character:
    >forever intermediate, can somehow OHP 1pl8 and bench 2pl8, but his other compounds lag behind 1/2/3/4 by a lot
    >routine hops constantly, is doing 5x5 one month, PPL another month, and most recently has been seen doing high-volume assisted pullups and Dragon Flag negatives so he's probably on a calisthentics kick
    >always doing the weirdest variations of lifts, was literally doing a Jefferson-Bulgarian Deadlift the other day
    >looks kind of DYEL

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The "I don't know what I'm doing."

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playeau Pete

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit now we know his life story
        Captcha: wawww

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the cashier
    >sits behind the desk
    >doesn't do much
    >"hey man how's it going"
    >"swipe in today?"
    >"membership's due"
    >"hey have a good one"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the same vein:

      >Mister Vacuum
      >gym employee
      >whenever I see him, he's vacuuming
      >vacuums the floor
      >vacuums the stairs
      >vacuums the benches
      >vacuums the machine
      >vacuums the counters
      >always smiling
      >there was once an incident where he tried to vacuum some girl's ass and she freaked out
      >had to go hide in locker room to launch my sides into orbit
      >suspect he might be slightly retarded

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        was once an incident where he tried to vacuum some girl's ass and she freaked out
        Kek.
        Probably filthy anyway

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the vacoomer
        AAHHHHH IM VACOOOOMING

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the bear
    >hairy as fuck
    >looks fat at first glance but if you look correctly you realize he's fucking ripped with a massive core
    >pungent smell of sweat
    >grunts a lot
    >actually really nice
    >got mad once when some retard decided he would look tough by picking on him
    >bear got kicked out of gym for a week for putting retard on his knee and spanking him like the bad boy he was
    >has diabetes from eating too many sweets

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite is the gym barbarian

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looks dyel. real gym barbarians look like conan

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoom in fgt

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zoom in on what? The background is out of focus and all i can see is this midget.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is he behind the man doing cheater curls?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol is this guy who threw a tantrum in the mire thread the other day?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      be an alien
      Are the rumors about men with this kind of tattoos real ?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a single position where you could actually read this tattoo while you're already inside of her? In doggy your legs will get in the way. In Missionary the words would be upside down.
        Am I missing something?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          > her
          Yeah you're missing something all right

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, when you're mounting her or when you watch the video later. There's a porno slut who has that same style tattoo, but for some reason the text is
          >you are so
          >much more

          I cannot for the life of me understand why a professional tramp would do such a boner-killing thing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >In doggy your legs will get in the way
          dicklet detected

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bigger brother to the gym dwarf who is 5'6 with same muscularity and longer beard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Barbarian
      >4'5

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the mascot
    >talks to literally everyone in the gym
    >always in a good mood and cracking jokes
    >everyone at the gym knows him
    >more than willing to spot
    >says he's trying to get where you're at even though he's far stronger
    >denies it and claims he's small if you point out the obvious

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got this exact guy at my gym, exactly to the letter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got this exact guy at my gym, exactly to the letter

      Sounds like a quality dude

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope these types find friends as good as them. People like this are usually very kind because they don't want anyone to feel the way they've felt, so they go out of their way to help the unseen. God bless them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who i aspire to be

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I actually try to be this guy. I've befriended all the big regulars in my gym by pointing to their weights and saying "one day". Trainers love me but manager hates me for some reason.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm trying to be like you"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/9Cd7G9J.jpg

      >I'm trying to be like you"

      This dude is a Saint. As soon as he sees me walk in the gym
      >"Ohh damn here comes that big man"
      I wish I could be as positive as that guy.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Fatcel
    >tall
    >orbits his 5' 5.5/10 girlfriend
    >asks me how many sets I have left
    >sets the chest press machine to 50 pounds on his "working" sets
    >sweats profusely over everything from doing anything and never wipes it up
    Fuck this guy he annoyed me

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Midlife Crisis
    >42
    >big gut
    >does baby weights on machines
    >rests for 10 minutes between sets and talks about college football to his gym buddy
    >still sweats like a motherfucker
    >never makes any discernable progress

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's Robert Durban
    The photos are about 9/10 years old and he was 64 years old.
    Here is his story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPG94VMWPww

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be me someday

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >middle aged chinese dude who brings an apple laptop to the gym for some reason

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >half-hearted fats
    >goes to gym
    >gravitates towards the recumbent bikes
    >sometimes on ab or waist related machines
    >spend more time resting than actual activity
    >never see the same fat again, as they all quit after a single day

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >comes over to open rack
    >stands there on phone for 15 minutes
    >slides phone into pocket and looks up dazed and confused
    >no intention of starting the lift anytime soon
    >throws a 25 plate on one side
    >pulls out phone again
    >smiles at some normie content
    >slides phone into pocket
    >does a lunch
    >repeats for other side
    >leaves for drink of water from fountain
    >other side of gym
    >checks phone entire journey
    >does 1 set of 6 reps
    >racks the weights
    >repeats at next station

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      every gym needs a couple NPC's to avoid despawning when actual people leave

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Middle Eastern looking fella who has about 4 different workout sections going at one time in different parts of the gym. If he's not doing those workouts his face is buried in his phone.

    The blonde chick who works out intense as hell like she's training for war, but is just a soccer mom or something (who I'd like to absolutely bury my dong in)

    The 50 dude who runs on the treadmill shirtless and fucking sweats all over the goddamn place.

    The 6 ft., 130 pound 50 year old man who does like an hour of cardio then bench presses 40lb (total) like it's going to do anything. I really want to ask this guy how much food he eats a day. This dude looks sickly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The Middle Eastern looking fella who has about 4 different workout sections going at one time in different parts of the gym. If he's not doing those workouts his face is buried in his phone.
      Kek we have that one at my gym. Always on a video call on his phone with someone and uses equipment just to rest and place his phone on. Actually a friendly guy though, always smiling, but kinda annoying.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Gatekeeper
    >Is turboautistic with exercise form
    >Judges everyone in the gym silently
    >Is somewhat buff
    >Does unorthodox exercises
    >Have his own equipment
    >Trains without shirt
    >Says hi to everyone and then judges

    If you ask, yeah, it's me.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Warhammer Ogre
    >Monumental fatass
    >his shirt could be your bedsheet
    >his pants could be a sleeping bag for 2
    >He must weigh 450 pounds easily
    >all hidden under baggy as fuck clothes that had to be bought from a custom retailer
    >Does freeweights and bench press, mainly with chest, arms
    >somehow dumbell chest presses 75 pounds per hand, benching hundreds
    >never does any cardio

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Cable Cobblers
    Three dudes of varying degrees of rippedness who hog the two cable stacks for at least 2 hours and do every exercise imaginable + a few invented ones
    >The Belted Boomer
    Curls with a belt. Cardio with a belt. You name it, he’s done it with a belt

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Gym Sociopath
    >Very friendly, usually quiet, will sometimes strike up friendly convos with gym bros/employees/owners
    >Seems like a nice guy
    >Hes in the gym all the fucking time, 2-4 hours a day, almost every day
    >Doesn't take any classes, nobody knows him outside the gym
    >Always looks enraged or angry when doing workouts
    >will bizarrely stare into the mirror during rests between sets, glaring
    >is secretly working out so that he has ultimate physical power over other people, instead of love, self improvement, or health
    Yea, its me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol what a gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy orbiting at skinnyfat for the rest of your existence dyel

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Generally posting in order to pat yourself on the back is reserved for , so I could say the same LMAO

          Don't worry lil guy. You'll find her some day

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >blah blah blah LMAO sweetie omg chungus
            Bro you type like Reddit Gold is the only thing that gives you dopamine.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >no u
              maximum levels of cope. sorry you didn't get the response you wanted in this thread

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >uh thats a "no u" and it automatically means I'm right >:) mommy said so!
                No, you literally type like you're a reddit tourist.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if I double down on the no u it'll work this time

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have to go back.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goofy ass gay post

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      we're cringeposting again?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are so gay it’s crazy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >heh, nothing personnel kiddo

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Basket Ball American league (applies for non America countries)

    The dreadlock shirtless Black who does box jumps above heights you can fathom

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Granny at the pool

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The midlife crisis

    >usually white or middle eastern
    >doing everything the younger girls do, aka cardio and legs only
    >face is unnaturally smooth, probably had some work done, moderately heavy makeup
    >definitely has a well off husband who never pays attention to her anymore
    >decent body, nice ass for someone her age, not a slampig like most 40 year old woman
    >probably wants to fuck a young stud on the downlow and can give you mind blowing sex after years of pent up sexual frustration

    I'd never pick her over any of the younger girls in my gym but damn if she ain't a milf.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >definitely has a well off husband who never pays attention to her anymore
      That's what she wants you to think. The truth is she emotionally abuses him and fucks younger men all the time.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guy named John, always in training. Talking to him one day, he tells me he has a son aged 52. I'm like wait wtf aren't you like 60? Man is 74, full head of hair and always putting in work and always great to talk to and jovial as fuck.

    I wanna be that kinda Old Chad when I'm his age. Reminds me of my boxing coaches too, both guys in their mid 60's, but look in their late 40's.

    Keep active, keep fit lads. and do cardio ffs.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Napper
    >claims to be on some sort of program
    >does one set
    >Then takes a 15 minute power nap
    >does another set
    >Takes another nap
    >People come and go before he's done
    >From my research it looks like he's doing starting strength

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The banger
    > DYEL
    > Always using a belt
    > Makes the biggest possible amount of noise by banging the weights
    > Has a dumbbell nest

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Roiding/Methed out black guy
    >Jumps back and forth between a bunch of different machines doing maybe a rep or two at a time
    >Constantly talking to himself
    >Randomly stops to shadow box
    >Puts a bunch of weights on one machine
    >Does one rep
    >leaves the gym

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this picture extremely based despite the man looking like a dehydrated hot link

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the bald middle-aged top-heavy half-repper
    No funny stories, just as the name states. He goes to the gym nearly every day often the same time I do, but I've never seen him train his legs even once. He's actually a nice guy.

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The morons that take up a section of the gym to squat and use the smith machine. Also the wigger staff member who trains with them

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tourist girl
    >shows up once
    >brand new clothes, usually shapewear
    >interrupts your set to ask you a question she already knows the answer to
    >pretends to work out for a little while
    >you never see her again

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Lizard
    >as name states, he is a lizard (western fence)
    >he sometimes comes out from cover to watch me finish my heaviest squat sets
    >I always try harder when his eyes are on me, I don't wanna ever let the lil bro down
    t. homegym

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    not sure if this is common
    >supportive little dwarf + his women
    >nice full red beard
    >good musculature
    >is like 5'4"
    >occasionally shows up with his fat girlfriend while being the most supportive and kind person I have ever seen
    >actually manages to engage fatty with his gung-ho attitude, sounds like a cheesy life advice coach the whole time
    >she's laughing with him and doing work
    Its kind of annoying since they never shut up, but its also really wholesome.

    i cannot believe google images has blessed me with such a perfect image when I searched "dwarf"
    it was a webp so be grateful

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thx for the snipping tool anon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        snipping tool is wonderful, before i learned about it i was just screenshotting, then editing in mspaint. i use primarily for good posts on IST and webp images

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >copy image
      >paste in MS Paint
      >save as PNG

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >install lightshot
      >screenshot image directly from google
      >save as ____
      >profit

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP.
    Sit naked in the locker room eating a banana.
    Watch the schlongs, dongs and balls of the other gym goers.
    When the spank bank is full he goes to the toilet and jerk his cock furiously.
    Cum on the toilet seat hoping some other guy will sit on it.
    Goes back to sitting in the locker rom eating a banana and fill the spank bank.
    Repeat.

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wings

    >Has the lats of Zeus
    >physically unable to put his arms anywhere near his sides
    >is a fireman, comes in with his fireman buddies
    >only bench and rows

    Superman

    >DL 5pl8 for reps
    >Squat 4pl8 for reps
    >leg press every 45lb weight in the gym
    >comes in alone
    >at least 5 people approach him every time to chat him up, they mirin
    >only complex motions

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leo
    >Brown, has tattoos all over his upper body
    >Always wears black pants and a black wifebeater
    >Rarely trains legs, a huge lumbar injury let him scared of that. Built like a dorito
    >ALWAYS ends his workouts with 30 minutes of intense core training. You can see his abs bulge thru his shirt

    There's also the teen girl with green eyes and lots of piercings that used to be the baggy clothes type. She loves maxxing out and setting PRs, kind of an egolifter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She loves maxxing out and setting PRs, kind of an egolifter
      pls elaborate

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah she got some injuries from deadlifting and shit like that and is obsessed with getting to do pull ups, she's at two reps unassisted rn

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fat recluse
    >Wears cartoon shirts
    >Bad haircut
    >Will never show up again if someone so much as looks at him
    It was me but now I'm only anxious not going to the gym.

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have exactly a dude like this at my gym. He's so cool and he likes me

    Also the male venus of willendorf. Dude comes in, just fucking mounds and mounds of muscle, probably higher-ish (still in the normal range of bodyfat percentage) bodyfat, and his mere existence just made me happy. Dude wore a singlet and was fucking massive.

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >huge 6’3 boomer who always spots me and chats with everyone there
    >mulatto on roids with chicken legs, owns a local nightclub
    >zoomers benching 15 pound dumbbells and flexing in the mirrors
    >fat autistic guy who barely looks aware of where he is

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Squat rack Fiends

    >always a group of them, guys and girls in their 20s
    >5' almost always Asian
    >chubby and eternally bulking
    >wears straps, belt, squat shoes, knee wraps, tape, etc
    >squat 2 plates for 3 reps
    >talks with everyone for 10-15 mins between sets
    >does 8 sets

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek 8x3 is unironically a valid hypertrophy rep scheme on squats

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats YOUR character type?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Knight

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Player Hater

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im the local weighted pull up fag

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eternal DYEL

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The wizard

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Onion
    >Their generally ugly/fat lifters that pull a massive amount of weight. Gene's have utterly fucked them over but their desire to lift and eat whatever they want has given them the strength to lift an unholy amount of weight and a face to fear.

    The Headphoner
    >They remain completely unaware of their surroundings no matter the machine. Listening to podcasts/ blaring music the headphoner will hog machines and must be waved at in order to garner a response. Almost all cases will be resolved with 'sorry about that, I didn't see you'

    The Chunky Autismo
    >There here to have fun and will use machines improperly on purpose to 'get a better workout' and never wipe down machines or take off weights.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think I might be the onion. I love eating shit like pizza and when I lift, all I can think about is "The more I lift the more calories I burn and the more pizza I can eat."

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      my galaxy buds have external sound passthrough, they're like budget hearing aids that play music

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Onion
        >Their generally ugly/fat lifters that pull a massive amount of weight. Gene's have utterly fucked them over but their desire to lift and eat whatever they want has given them the strength to lift an unholy amount of weight and a face to fear.

        The Headphoner
        >They remain completely unaware of their surroundings no matter the machine. Listening to podcasts/ blaring music the headphoner will hog machines and must be waved at in order to garner a response. Almost all cases will be resolved with 'sorry about that, I didn't see you'

        The Chunky Autismo
        >There here to have fun and will use machines improperly on purpose to 'get a better workout' and never wipe down machines or take off weights.

        I have noise cancelling ear buds because the gym where I go has shitty dance music playing 24/7. I'd drive a knife through my brain if I listened to that for too long.

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the mexorcist
    short mexican looking guy. before their workout they do a moderate amount of shadowboxing. I assume they are keeping the gym safe from unseen enemies.
    >the abyss watcher
    seeming normal looking guy, but in between sets they stare intently into the void. Probably allied with the mexorcist to fend off unseen foes.
    >the deathlifter
    while they seem to be doing normal deadlifts, they are actually conducting occult rituals. they use an excessive amount of chalk and make a mess, but closer inspection reveal crude chalk runes on the floor, bar, and their clothing. Natural enemy of the mexorcist. 4.5 pl8 is the max they can currently summon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Danish Dancer

    >is danish
    >super lean probably in his 50's
    >spends atleast 30 minutes literaly waltzing around with a 2.5 Kg plate on his head
    >follows that up with insane calesthenics sets, dragonflies inverted l-pull ups and others
    >leaves

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the roiding manlet that tries to appear manly but ends up looking comical like the michelin man

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do I have to do to get this physique?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just buy a white puffer jacket and matching puffer pants

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Me

    >doesn’t care
    >just improves
    >doesn’t even look at women

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Me 2
      >talks only with males
      >completely avoids looking at females

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Ghost
    >Quiet and/or severe
    >Only talks to apologise, ask if he can use a machine or if spoken to
    >Always comes alone, gets through his workout and leaves
    >Cleans up what he uses meticulously, puts everything back as he found it
    >Mostly comes at.night (mostly)
    >Rarely looks at himself in the mirror
    >Headphones on at all times
    >Doesn't even seem unapproachable, just seems like he has no interest in gym culture. May just be some dude.who wants to unfat or get in shape

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit, stop observing me. I just want to lift in peace.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not talk to him then? If nobody in the entire gym ever initiates a conversation with him, he probably thinks it's part of gym culture not to start a conversation in the gym.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Why not talk to him then?
        Please don't

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me except I don't wipe down anything cause I use a towel

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mexican guy that does a lot of shoulder shit
    >white tanktop and hat guy who looks good always does the weights slowly upwards and slowly downwards
    >gym owner guy who wears a black tank top and is kinda bald sometimes comes in with a chick always does chest shit and weird dumbbell shit too
    >thick petite latina girl i fell in love with but just discovered her tik tok and she's a tik tok thot type and oh my fUCKSUIGNDFIGNDUNGDUN
    >guy who wears bandana and always stares at me and fist bumps me every now and then and asks me what im working today, thought he was gay for the longest and still kinda do cuz he be lookin at me weird...
    >the group of zoomers who are around my age but always travel in packs, always. in. packs.
    >fat mexican guy who lost a lot of weight and is looking better and im proud of him
    >girl who comes in with a hoodie wrapped around her waist and does the treadmill on max incline and speedwalks only

    a lot more i probably missed but these the ones off the top of my head. my gym has a lot of characters.

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Zoomer Crewmer
    >All look same
    >Exclusively show up in groups of 3-6
    >Roughly around 16-23
    >Swagger around the gym, high on testosterone and youth
    >Usually in DYEL mode, but extra obnoxious if they actually are in good shape
    >Hog machines, benches and racks for massive amounts of time, cycling back and forth and wasting as much time as possible checking themselves out, recording themselves or snapping selfies
    >Check Tinder, Instagram or TikTok between every set
    >Only communicate with each other and gym bunnies
    >There for hours because they're either students or unemployed
    >Almost always wearing some combination of birds nest hair, a cap and a vest that shows off as many muscles as possible
    >

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sexually confused zoomer.
    >goes to the gym to socialize
    >hardly touches the equipment
    >only ever seen conversing with men
    >skinnyfat lanklet
    >thinks he's coming to the gym to look for a gf
    >won't admit that he's gone to questionable parties hosted by much older men
    >occasionally seen with his boyfriend in the parking lot
    >wants to get a gf but is starting to hate women
    >ashamed of himself for fucking men
    >wishes he was more manly
    >religiously watches Jordan Peterson

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Deflater
    >Fat but clearly losing weight rapidly
    >Probably joined as a New Years Resolution but actually stuck with it
    >Lifts and Cardios like a man on a mission
    >Dresses in humble, baggy clothing because he used to be much fatter
    >Avoids looking at himself in the mirror as much as possible because he still has body image issues
    >Deep well of sadness emanates from years of being a fatty
    >If he gets to the point where women do notice him he'll probably still be too fat-minded to think they're being serious
    >Will simply continue to get in better and better shape while developing more and more eating and body image disorders

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ayyo wtf you go to my gym?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Will simply continue to get in better and better shape while developing more and more eating and body image disorders

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am at a commercial gym right now so sadly not many characters, only big arms people with blank stares.
    There's one old guy that can't keep his mouth shut though, everytime he comes he always corner someone and bore him to death with his long-ass stories and useless advices. I saw him once tell a jacked black guy that probably was twice as heavier as him that he was disappointed with his push-ups, he's completely clueless.

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The future school shooter

    >walks in gym with wired headphones
    >never makes eye contact with anyone

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >manlet chad PT
    >exclusively trains 6-7/10 women on squats and battle ropes
    >teaches the fully booked out cardio circuit class at 5am

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >weird young indian guy
    >shitty pedo stache
    >overly talkative
    >uses about 15 different machines in 10 minutes
    >has never seen the right half of the dumbbell rack, too busy messing up the fucking order of the left half

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek and is probably working out in jeans

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        and a polo shirt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I knew a indian guy kind of like that
      >old indian dude
      >60+
      >bald and short
      >always at the cardio machines
      >carrying around a bag of fruits
      >goes up to every single girl at the cardio machines and tries to strike up a conversation with them
      >does this every single day I am at the gym
      >mostly harmless but everyone knows what he is doing but allow it because they feel pity for him

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >alcoholic tatted up female roid freak with demon face
    >late-30s to early-60s (impossible to tell)
    >bleached blonde hair
    >huge fake eyelashes
    >perma-tan
    >was probably hot back back in the day befire the juice
    >always works out alone
    >never speaks to anyone
    >aggressively defends the cable machine 7 days a week
    >takes regular sips from a hip flask she keeps stashed in her hoodie between sets
    >likes to emasculate newcomers and DYELs by interrupting their sets to demonstrate correct form with a fully maxxed out weight stack

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Vegan
    >skeletal
    >talks to everyone about their diet non-stop
    >thinks eating meat or any animal product makes you a helldemon
    >doesn't actually do anything but a bit of cardio
    >weird smell you can't really put your finger on
    >always injured in some way despite not actually lifting anything

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depression man
    >Late 20s to early 30s
    >Shitty physique
    >Weird fullbody routine everytime
    >Angry eyes
    >Speaks to no one
    >Mutters to himself

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with full body routines?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with full body routines?

      i hope npothing, because i wrote it about myself.

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hahahaha

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 22 Year Old Go-Getter
    >always have been skinny as fuck
    >only does compounds
    >follows a strict routine and diet, never misses a day
    >never talks, headphones always on
    >dresses normally in sweatshirts, hoodies
    >finishes his workout in 45 minutes, leaves
    >nearing the end of a long bulk
    >not quite 1/2/3/4 but almost
    >probably a little autistic

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread went from describing unique and quirky characters to people just describing themselves.

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actual guy I knew when I went to Planet Fitness:

    >The Jazzercise
    >Showed up every day with colorful, 80s-style sweatbands on every limb and head
    >Never once broke a sweat, but was always ready
    >No headphones, every exercise was done to the rhythm of some song in his head
    >One day he dropped the weight doing OHP on the Smith machine
    >Lunk alarm
    >Visible panic
    >He exits the building at a full sprint

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Arm Wrestler
    >5'7 height insecurity
    >kind of built but gotten fat
    >overly talkative tries to spot you when not asked
    >challenged you to arm wrestle
    >try to avoid him
    >he arm wrestles all the staff

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Boner Lifter
    >takes a cialis or viagra as preworkout
    >"Boner lifts are the best bro!"
    >surprisingly tall and good-looking
    >rips ass loudly during every exercise

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do 90% of my workouts at home and only go to the gym to use the leg lift/quad curl machine am I also character or am I too much of a specter to be remembered?

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Tourist
    >Brief stays at the machine or bench
    >30% of time spent wiping down before and after working out
    >Occasional trail of paper towels left behind

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's me on 3x10 day. 5 minutes on the machine at most.

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My grandpa

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Balding mexican boomer who always wears jeans work boots and a lifting belt
    >Only seen him bench
    Seems like a decent guy

    >6’6 blonde jacked to the gills natty limit gigachad
    Probably played football or something

    >IFBB manlet-division ready indian dude
    >jacked and shredded to all fuck, constantly posing, obviously juicing, always looking around to see who’s taller/watching
    Guy gives me the stink eye for no reason

    >Guy that looks like a clone of tim dillon who is friends with guy who looks like a clone of that recent school shooter mextizo with long hair
    Nice guys tho

    >Failed gigachad who probably juices and is covered head to toe in dom tier poser tattoos
    Guy also stares me down for no reason he might be a fag

    >Big graybeard boomer who wears plaid pajama bottoms and can be found at all hours of the day either slowly walking around the gym, slowly repping chest machines, or slowly peddling on the stationary bikes
    >Always sweaty
    Seems like a cool guy and I should say hi sometime

    >In-shape free weight girl with shitty tattoos who is probably autistic but was doing this before patty
    Would

    >gay ass short ass slav who has a toothpick in his mouth and always looks around to see who’s watching him push baby weight
    gay

    >Cute gym receptionist who was looking at a broken cable machine one time so I fixed it for her before I left
    Don’t think she likes me though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ho momma

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Pakistani Chad
    >6"1', fit, handsome and energetic
    >Brings two goblino pakis and hypes them up to be better
    >Major in economics
    >Turned the gym Stacy into a tradwife
    >Is amazed at how much other people lift and hypes them up
    >Very thankful to everyone that spots him
    >Just an extremely positive and humble person
    I'm falling in love guys I can't help it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      awesome

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol i been going for a year i think ive earned my entry into this thread

    >old lean saggy white guy
    >friends with all the other old dudes in the gym
    >grunts in a very specific way on every exercise, short efficient grunts
    >has probably been lifting his entire life but just looks like he runs sometimes
    >seems like a nice guy, is there every day

    guy who watches too many rocky movies
    >in his late 20s or 30s
    >not in great shape
    >goes "eyyy" in between every rep
    >definitely has worn a fedora once
    >tempted to tell him to shut up because its fucking distracting but i let him be

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just go "yo" after he goes "eyyy" then you can get a whole gym rhythm going

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Buisnessman
    >a rare sighting
    >in the gym before anyone else, early riser
    >works out in a button up shirt and tie, dress pants
    >has suit jacket with him
    >always incredibly sweaty from working out in fucking formalwear
    >goes hard as fuck
    I’ve seen him twice now and questioned reality, he must be a schizo or something there’s no way this dude actually exists

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your gym has realtime-based secret boss encounters? Lucky.

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >that one guy who has the biggest total in the gym and openly praises hitler and denies the holocaust in casual conversation
    Lol it's me, I'm that guy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      post body

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Post nose

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb Bell Dave
    >50 years old
    >grabs 70 lb dumbbell one by one
    >lays them on floor rolls them over to bench
    >picks them up puts on bench
    >does some weird maneuver to lay on bench and get them up
    >does 4 reps of about 1/4 ROM
    >drops the dumbbells from the top of rep so it sounds like a fucking bomb went off.
    >rolls them back to rack
    >puts them up

    Dumbbell Dave

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen a gym dwarf but WTF is a gym gnome?

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The fat girl
    >everyone pleasant to her
    >if anyone ever talks about her, it's the usual encouragement Good For Her
    >secretly everyone looks down on her for being fat and she makes everyone feel better about themselves
    >since this secret Pride is not expressed in her presence, Jesus says no sin has been committed

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Loiterer
    >saunters into the gym, is always fortunate enough to find one of the more heavily trafficked machines or areas completely open and free to use
    >takes 15 minutes to get set up, alternates between reading something on their phones, checking the weights and rechecking them, sitting down, standing back up and moving their water bottle from one place to another, checking their phone again
    >completes one set and restarts the entire 15 minute process
    >is doing 4 sets per exercise and will do super sets for the next 2 hours
    >leaves the gym having spent hours doing what could have been accomplished in 10 minutes

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The steam engine
    >past peak male, 45-55, long hair, dyed to look younger, can deff still land young cooz
    >lean enough to wear tank top and have decent enough physique
    >brings zebra print towel to lay on flat bench
    > loads bar with consecutive 25s, but never more than three a side
    > cranks out full ROM sets of 8, struggling as they get heavier
    > every rep he lets out a CHOO
    > end of set, rack bar
    >PSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    He's kind of cool I must admit.

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I call this dude blackie chan

    >old African black guy
    >wears a baseball cap and usually like 90s joggers and a t shirt
    >looks kinda like yurameshi from yu yu hakusho if he was black as fuck
    >brings a bow staff with him everywhere he works out
    >he finishes his workout by doing bow staff drills in the parking lot as the sun rises

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The slampig
    >27-30 year old
    >crop top without sleeves
    >massive cleavage
    >always putting hair up in a bun every couple of sets exposing sweaty armpits
    >does farmer carries as an excuse to walk close by every man in the gym
    >smells like sweat mixed with some sort of aphrodisiac
    >yoga pants pulled to just above ass crack leaving open her belly and side fat
    Extreme test boost whenever she's around

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Narrator
    >talks to himself
    >constantly narrates people as they go through routines
    >always there no matter what time I come in
    >annoying autist until you realize how great it is to hear The Narrator say "Alright he's lifting pretty heavy weight... Good form, good form, excellent hip drive. Superior lift to the man from 3:17pm today"

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Autist
    >Middle-aged manlet with a bushy mustache
    >Works at the gym as a janitor. Mops the floor during busy hours
    >Get's visibly pissed and mutters under his breath if you're lifting where he's trying to mop
    >No volume control. Shouts when having a normal conversation
    >Everyone at the gym loves him, including the ripped gay black guy who teaches him tik-tok dances
    >Bio sheet on a bulletin board. Hobbies include riding trains

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the fatlet
    >eats incredible amounts of shit
    >wants to bulk so he can cut
    >skinny with little muscle
    >sips protein shake whenever he is not holding a dumbbell or a protein bar
    >never gains a pound
    >points out howbother guys' fat distribution is
    >can accurately guess your BMI by looking into your eyes

  106. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    RIBBED

  107. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The reformed ricecel
    >Short, energetic, and goofy/friendly
    >has an anime haircut
    >Actually ripped and looks like he fucks
    >not a junglemoron usually korean or japanese, possibly hapa.

  108. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck am I supposed to bulk with a lower middle class income, food getting more expensive, an unemployed gf on neetbux, and electricity getting more expensive I have done nothing to deserve this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Was meant to make my own thread, sorry guys I'm intoxicated, and sill high on xanax and speed from yesterday.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        maybe stop wasting your money on drugs

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          When I was in school, I used to refuse to do my worksheets and things, telling the teacher, "It's a waste of time." The teachers tried to communicate to me the idea that "it's not a waste if you get something out of it."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rice.

      Was meant to make my own thread, sorry guys I'm intoxicated, and sill high on xanax and speed from yesterday.

      Also if you have enough money to afford drugs just give those up and buy groceries tardo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Also if you have enough money to afford drugs just give those up and buy groceries tardo
        My ADHD and APD are so severe that I'd probably koll myself out of boredom if I'm not high, what's fucked is no psychiatrist has tried helping me, only one who has is my mom and dad, and I have to pretend to be clean for them to avoid adding more stress and heartbreak to their life as I just can't bear to put Them through such pain again like when I OD'd. My uncle went through the same shit and got clean and when ma told him all about the shit I was doing he broke into tears, I fucking hate myself.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Psychiatrists represent the interests of global capital by prescribing you drugs you can consoom to regulate your mood. I don't believe they won't give you anything.

  109. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the wop
    >5'10" at the most
    >hair always slicked back
    >wearing a tank even in the middle of winter
    >always hitting upper body
    >miasma of cologne surrounds him in a 10 foot radius

  110. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >el goblino
    >brings his two young kids with him to work out
    >practically dies doing like 3 leg extensions on the machine
    >verbally abusing his kids and forcing them to do retarded shit while he towels off in between sets
    >yelling
    >acts like the gym was built for him
    >one of his kids looks like he's going to murder his dad some day
    >the most annoying fuck you'll ever meet

  111. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Vegan Athlete or Vegan Tough Guy
    >Constantly irritates you during a set with bullshit facts about Veganism and muscle building
    >DYEL mode body but buys a bunch of higher end priced tier fitness equipment and accessories but never reaches past beginner level
    >Was inspired by the likes of propaganda such as Game Changers or other pseudo science bullshit documentaries but at every opportunity will attempt to discredit them and say they every enjoyed them in the first place
    >Fake Gymbro persona but acts like an arrogant passive aggressive cunt it's all a mask for how self conscious he is with his looks turning him to shit on his Vegan diet

    I made pic related to give you a better idea on the type of character

  112. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the closet lesbian
    >dresses like a basic straight woman
    >works out alone
    >lifts heavy
    >completely ignores men
    >awkward around women trying to make small talk with her

  113. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >moron who is dark as moroncoal
    >truly moronjacked in that way that only morons truly are where they are not massive but are utterly "hard" and lean
    >tall, too
    >a true moronbuck
    >has a permanent moronscowl affixed to his moronface
    >moronstrides through the gym with his moronarms wide and his moronmuscles dripping with moronstinking moronsweat, moronhide barely covered by the kind of gym stringlet that only a moron could think looked good
    >only see him occasionally
    >never relax because he literally looks on the verge of murder literally every time i see him
    >never even spoken to him and hey, maybe he's a sweetheart, but if he were a dog the council would have put him down by now

    i hate that moron so much.

    some people just give you bad vibes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've also read that IST thread but your post reeks of closeted homosexuality/envy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i absolutely would fuck his body but not him as a person. he literally looks from his expression, stance, and palpable disdain for other people and the way he interacts with them, like he is five seconds away from stabbing someone at all times.

        you know what it looks like when people are being pre-violence aggressive; that's what he looks like every time i see him.

        anyway idc i've only seem him like four times maybe? we train at different times apparently thank god.

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