probably will be both. this happened to me in high school. random QT stopped me in the hall and gave me a folded slip of paper, saying that some random chick asked her to give it to me. I opened it up and it was an invitation to the upcoming girls choice dance. when I finally tracked down who wrote it, it ended up being a fat weeb in my japanese class. I told her my mother wouldn't let me go to dances lmao
>now you have to made sure that she isn't repulsive
ftfy, can't belive the amount of fatasses that go to the gym and think, uh the guy with the nice body seems okayish, gonna give him a chance 😉
no you fat fuck, my body is not for a 2/10 blob like you
likely a ugly fat chick or a weird gay dude, people like this know they'll get rejected outright, they can't socialize, not normal, they don't have any options, they have this fantasy build up of you, try to form a relationship before you can see them thinking you won't outright reject them if you get to know them first
but good job anyway op
> people like this know they'll get rejected outright, they can't socialize, not normal, they don't have any options, they have this fantasy build up of you, try to form a relationship before you can see them thinking you won't outright reject them if you get to know them first
why did you described me?
the paper is just a phone number? nothing else? is the caligrapy of a woman? why dont you add it on telegram, whatsapp, gayphone imoron messaging app or whatever to check profile? maybe if you add it to your contacts normiebook or instathot would show you a new "suggested" person
Just call and arrange a date. If she's sugly etc... just practice not spilling your spgehtti. Its not like your married after getting a meal together you fucking sperg
I am not a fan of tattoos, but that is very tastefully done
is this quad? hammy?
https://i.imgur.com/pLvF9zn.jpg
[...] >tfw I hate tattoos but bro lands a date because of some ink
Have fun breh. I hope she is the type of girl you are interested in.
i dont like tattoos but the moose is based. we spare your life, OP. now contact the bitch/gay and get your dick wet. do what the moose would do
>dude i dont like tattoos
are these bots or is everyone on this board an NPC? "dude we all have to think the same way"
1 month ago
Anonymous
[...]
the fit npcs are here
the NPC "I like tat bots" are out. Prove you're an individual by posting your pine tree forearms, barbed wire arms, shoulder stars, and sir name on back
1 month ago
Anonymous
man, i wouldnt get scribbles all over my body but i can appreciate some well done tattoo. roastie and roastie male equivalent scribbles and doodles arent aesthetic and show you are damaged. a well done tattoo shows you actually wanna look good instead of just trying to be interesting by drawing a doodle dick on your wrist and acting misterious saying "it has a meaning for me"
1 month ago
Anonymous
Most people think tattoos look retarded, its not a weird opinion.
Tattoos are stupid, she's probably some retarded zoomer. But if you want, you have her name so see if your gym has an Instagram and see if she follows it.
Or look her on Facebook, might have mutual friends and maybe you'll recognize her from seeing her at the gym
>had a note addressed to me left in my desk in high school sometime in the late 2000s >put it in my backpack then put it in my desk at home >15 years later >still have never opened it its in the drawer next to me >now 30 year old khv
lmfao
>had a note addressed to me left in my desk in high school sometime in the late 2000s >put it in my backpack then put it in my desk at home >15 years later >still have never opened it its in the drawer next to me >now 30 year old khv
lmfao
come on anon, embrace being a wizard and cast alohomora
Just text her and ask her to send a photo. Then you play along with it and friendzone her if you're not interested.
It's really not difficult. Mad respect for her taking a shot though
>gym crush works at the gym >front desk had valentine's day bags out with all employees names on them (lel is this kindergarten) >came with nothing, put nothing in her bag
I blew it didn't I
>I blew it didn't I
NO. All the losers who put stupid shit in her bag proved themselves pathetic in her eyes. You know she went through that bag at home with her friends laughing at and mocking every man who gave her anything.
One of the only times a gym employee has ever spoken to me was to tell me off for not wiping down the equipment during peak-covid. Whenever I saw her on-shift from then on I would intentionally rerack my weights wrong so I could watch her struggle to set them right again. Like pic related, all around the gym.
Haven't seen her in about a year.
On Monday a gym employee approached me trying to give me some valentine's day voucher that you could use to get someone without a membership in for free with you on valentine's day. I just told him that I don't have any friends and walked away.
You sound like a petty gay.
It’s easy to not to be cocksucker to other people.
On Monday a gym employee approached me trying to give me some valentine's day voucher that you could use to get someone without a membership in for free with you on valentine's day. I just told him that I don't have any friends and walked away.
If she’s not attractive I’m either gonna say oh I thought u we’re gonna be a dude cuz ur name is Sam I’m gay sorry or I’ll just be like thanks for asking me out but I’m already with another girl so sorry lol
Tell her you think you're probably not going to fit when she asks why tell her because of the pronouns maybe you can at least redpill her
I don’t think this is a good idea
1 month ago
Anonymous
>she her
theres still a chance
1 month ago
Anonymous
Putting she/her in the bio doesn't mean much onto itself for a zoomer. She could be annoying as fuck, could just be trying to fit in and not get shit from the other children
1 month ago
Anonymous
>I don’t think this is a good idea
Is she white?
1 month ago
Anonymous
>she her
She's just virtue signalling. You will never find a woman that does not do this in some form.
Can't say we didn't call this, OP. Oh well, you've still been "approached" if you can call it that, by a woman more than the vast majority of men ever will.
Just date her for a bit anyway. Never hurts to practice and, if you're lucky, other things will compensate for her appearance. The pronoun bullshit is just typical female attention grabbing - pay it no mind, if it wasn't that it would be something else.
She’s just a really normal looking white girl she looks like she has friends
I think I will compliment the music in her Spotify in bio and then never talk to her again so as to make her like me a lot and then to punish her for tricking me
>white girl
Redpill her you mong, we cant have white girls being victims of this marxist agenda. If you're not going to have white children with her its the least you can do. Some of us arent as lucky as you where we have access to girls and stop the white genocide
>normal looking white girl >good music taste >common interest >really into you >yeah I'll just punish her emotionally as a joke
being attractive must be nice
Im confused with the pronouns thing, I get if it's they/them or whatever thats weird cause they dont know what they are and are mental or they might a guy or something, but if she lists her pronouns as she/her isnt that what you want? A girl?
if she looks good what is the problem?
girls these days comform to any social norm forced upon them. So her havin pronouns isnt a big deal, especially if you live in united states of muttland.
Validation. The initial high of getting the breakup done is over and now the doubts are setting in. This is the crucial moment where you tell her to fuck off. Your self-worth will thank me.
>2009 >gym owner tells me a girl is into me >think he's just fucking with me and wants to have a laugh at my expense >insists >add her on Facebook but don't talk >she adds me on MSN >I go on holidays and fall in love with a girl >gym girl talks to me and I tell her I wanted to ask her out but I'm already dating someone else >awkwardly talk to her a couple of times at the gym
>Ah, to be 19 and dumb.
Please tell me you passed up local gym pussy for a long-distance relationship that pulverized your heart as you yearned for her and dreaded what she was getting up to on the nights that you weren't able to hold her at her computer until bed time.
now you have to made sure that she isnt repulsed by your personality
Wrong. Make sure she isn't a fat ugly fuck.
This is the problem. I don’t want to text because I don’t want her to be ugly or fat
probably will be both. this happened to me in high school. random QT stopped me in the hall and gave me a folded slip of paper, saying that some random chick asked her to give it to me. I opened it up and it was an invitation to the upcoming girls choice dance. when I finally tracked down who wrote it, it ended up being a fat weeb in my japanese class. I told her my mother wouldn't let me go to dances lmao
>I told her my mother wouldn't let me go to dances lmao
lmfao nice
>I told her my mother wouldn't let me go to dances lmao
same
Look up the number on google. A lot of normies don't bother erasing that info off of the internet and it's easily available.
Ngl, that's a cute note. Just don't get your hopes up because she might not actually match the personality wise.
Just call. If you don't like the person, block her (masculine) number.
bro jsut save teh number and check whatsapp for a profile pic wtf
>now you have to made sure that she isn't repulsive
ftfy, can't belive the amount of fatasses that go to the gym and think, uh the guy with the nice body seems okayish, gonna give him a chance 😉
no you fat fuck, my body is not for a 2/10 blob like you
>she
Very optimistic
right? There's literally trannies at my gym bros
Sounds like a beta female.
Post pics of fatty secret admirer. Probably a dude.
>things that never happened
Only fat and/or ugly girls do this unfortunately. Hot women will never because they have too many options.
beggars cant be choosers bro
>secret admirer(male)
This happened to me when a fat gay guy stuck a letter in my backpack.
that's a man
likely a ugly fat chick or a weird gay dude, people like this know they'll get rejected outright, they can't socialize, not normal, they don't have any options, they have this fantasy build up of you, try to form a relationship before you can see them thinking you won't outright reject them if you get to know them first
but good job anyway op
> people like this know they'll get rejected outright, they can't socialize, not normal, they don't have any options, they have this fantasy build up of you, try to form a relationship before you can see them thinking you won't outright reject them if you get to know them first
why did you described me?
the paper is just a phone number? nothing else? is the caligrapy of a woman? why dont you add it on telegram, whatsapp, gayphone imoron messaging app or whatever to check profile? maybe if you add it to your contacts normiebook or instathot would show you a new "suggested" person
update us OP, did you get kidnapped?
Actually I might try this
Nothing yet I don’t think I’ll text
I added on WhatsApp and it was just some anime pfp
Text her, it won't hurt
She already goes to the gym so she’s way less likely to be a hambeast than the general pop.
>anime pfp
It's over
Did you meet your new boyfriend yet?
Go ask her out OP fuck the haters
Plot twist. It's a gay 70yo obese man
100% chance the girl is fat
fake
doesn't sound like an organ harvesting honeypot at all. you should call her and come over to her apartment tonight bro kekkekekeke
videocall the number through whatsapp
Just call and arrange a date. If she's sugly etc... just practice not spilling your spgehtti. Its not like your married after getting a meal together you fucking sperg
insecure ppl will usually try to get you to commit to a second date like 2/3 through the first one
Enter the number on snapchat. You can tell by the bitmoji if she fat af and might get her real first name
post it or you're a lying bitch
W moose tattoo
>with the moose tattoo
"moose tattoo" is your name now. get a tripcode
why you encouraging gayry on a wholesome post?
go the fuck back you nerd
LMAO THIS bro DRIVES A GM PRODUCT HAHAHAHAHAHA
you wish you could afford a GM product.
Do you live in Wisconsin
That he did. That he did.
>moose tattoo
post moose
>2PKYS
what did hiroshimoot mean by this?
As someone who hates tattoos, that's pretty based.
the fit npcs are here
Thx
Middle of back
bot
>dude i dont like tattoos
are these bots or is everyone on this board an NPC? "dude we all have to think the same way"
the NPC "I like tat bots" are out. Prove you're an individual by posting your pine tree forearms, barbed wire arms, shoulder stars, and sir name on back
man, i wouldnt get scribbles all over my body but i can appreciate some well done tattoo. roastie and roastie male equivalent scribbles and doodles arent aesthetic and show you are damaged. a well done tattoo shows you actually wanna look good instead of just trying to be interesting by drawing a doodle dick on your wrist and acting misterious saying "it has a meaning for me"
Most people think tattoos look retarded, its not a weird opinion.
I am not a fan of tattoos, but that is very tastefully done
is this quad? hammy?
On the penis
i dont like tattoos but the moose is based. we spare your life, OP. now contact the bitch/gay and get your dick wet. do what the moose would do
>tfw I hate tattoos but bro lands a date because of some ink
Have fun breh. I hope she is the type of girl you are interested in.
Tattoos are stupid, she's probably some retarded zoomer. But if you want, you have her name so see if your gym has an Instagram and see if she follows it.
Or look her on Facebook, might have mutual friends and maybe you'll recognize her from seeing her at the gym
>moose tattoo
Fear not odd toed ungulate bros, our time shall come
>moose tattoo
I got a beaver
No, I'm not Canadian
That's quite cute, text her, bro. What's the worst that could happen?
Look for the followers of the gym on their social media accounts and if there’s a Zoe, it might be her
Based fellow instastalker
I'm literally incappable of smiling
I want to do this with the girls at my gym but dont have an account i dont want to give instagram my phone number any way i can do this?
Pretty sure you can sign up with just an email address
Never post a picture more interesting than your topic, Moose Tattoo.
This is how you get married and raise a family anon
Beware
buhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhaahhahahhh kekoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
lmfaoooo
>They are eating in the video...
>"It's genetics, some people cant lose weight"
Do they ever stop eating?
>Do they ever stop eating?
It is currently being tried by some.
10/10
hahaha heartiest laugh I've had in a long time. Thanks anon.
shes gonna be humongous mark my words
>mfw no moose tattoo
it's already over... isn't it?
literally how old are you
19
Funny dog lol
Give her number to us
>just a girl shooting her shot
That’s a man
>secret admirer(male)
how ripped are you?
>had a note addressed to me left in my desk in high school sometime in the late 2000s
>put it in my backpack then put it in my desk at home
>15 years later
>still have never opened it its in the drawer next to me
>now 30 year old khv
lmfao
why wont you open it?
now you have to open it and post it here
checked
come on anon, embrace being a wizard and cast alohomora
You made it? Lol
bro you didn't make it until you are balls deep in her
>her
lol
Eh, no matter what it is, Op could still be balls deep in it.
Unlike you.
>my mom said my arms are getting big
We’re all going to make it
Just text her and ask her to send a photo. Then you play along with it and friendzone her if you're not interested.
It's really not difficult. Mad respect for her taking a shot though
>gym crush works at the gym
>front desk had valentine's day bags out with all employees names on them (lel is this kindergarten)
>came with nothing, put nothing in her bag
I blew it didn't I
>I blew it didn't I
NO. All the losers who put stupid shit in her bag proved themselves pathetic in her eyes. You know she went through that bag at home with her friends laughing at and mocking every man who gave her anything.
haha if i dont open the image it totally looks like pepe the frog
hahaha what the fuck, and I thought my gym was weird for decorating with balloons and such
One of the only times a gym employee has ever spoken to me was to tell me off for not wiping down the equipment during peak-covid. Whenever I saw her on-shift from then on I would intentionally rerack my weights wrong so I could watch her struggle to set them right again. Like pic related, all around the gym.
Haven't seen her in about a year.
On Monday a gym employee approached me trying to give me some valentine's day voucher that you could use to get someone without a membership in for free with you on valentine's day. I just told him that I don't have any friends and walked away.
You sound like a petty gay.
It’s easy to not to be cocksucker to other people.
You sound like an honest Chad.
Next time don't order me around, wagie.
You’re a pussy if you don’t text her
Idk what to say
feeling fit buddy
"im having a heavy bench day tomorrow, want to come spot me"
why this bro just dont come out the closet already
It's going to be the old guy at your gym that works out in jeans
CALL HER AND TELLS US HOW IT WENT BRUH
I’m not calling too awkward I texted her thanks for the note and I’m waiting for her to hit me back
>I texted her thanks for the note and I’m waiting for her to hit me back
Pic of her vagina after your text message
Idgaf she the one who wanted to talk to me
ok
If she’s not attractive I’m either gonna say oh I thought u we’re gonna be a dude cuz ur name is Sam I’m gay sorry or I’ll just be like thanks for asking me out but I’m already with another girl so sorry lol
The first time I've ever been thoroughly invested in a IST post.
Go away, Satan!
I'm sorry, friend
What are her pronouns?
>name is Sam
why did you blur it then lmao
idk I didn’t realise I was saying it anyway
she her
I don’t think this is a good idea
>she her
theres still a chance
Putting she/her in the bio doesn't mean much onto itself for a zoomer. She could be annoying as fuck, could just be trying to fit in and not get shit from the other children
>I don’t think this is a good idea
Is she white?
>she her
She's just virtue signalling. You will never find a woman that does not do this in some form.
>I'm [censored] btw
Is the censored part the word "trans"
>wanting to go from text to instagram
This thot is about to try and sell you onlyfans
Post proof or else you're gay
she’s kind of unattractive and she has a pronoun
Can't say we didn't call this, OP. Oh well, you've still been "approached" if you can call it that, by a woman more than the vast majority of men ever will.
Better luck next time fren
Just date her for a bit anyway. Never hurts to practice and, if you're lucky, other things will compensate for her appearance. The pronoun bullshit is just typical female attention grabbing - pay it no mind, if it wasn't that it would be something else.
Tell her you think you're probably not going to fit when she asks why tell her because of the pronouns maybe you can at least redpill her
>you're probably not going to fit
>when she asks why tell her because of
YOUR ENORMOUS PENIS
please describe her
She’s just a really normal looking white girl she looks like she has friends
I think I will compliment the music in her Spotify in bio and then never talk to her again so as to make her like me a lot and then to punish her for tricking me
post at least a picture
I tried. I don't want to doxx her.
Would
Wood berry
Too bad I'm in class right now, or else I'd print this out and cum tribute
we need to see what she looks like bro, blank her eyes out or something
I would easily take this over the goblinas that usually try to flirt with me.
Don't be a fag.
this
>white girl
Redpill her you mong, we cant have white girls being victims of this marxist agenda. If you're not going to have white children with her its the least you can do. Some of us arent as lucky as you where we have access to girls and stop the white genocide
>normal looking white girl
>good music taste
>common interest
>really into you
>yeah I'll just punish her emotionally as a joke
being attractive must be nice
Stop white knighting. We’re talking about a woman with pronouns, also I was kind of joking I would feel too bad
They/them pussy really hits different. Give it a try
We can fix her
Im confused with the pronouns thing, I get if it's they/them or whatever thats weird cause they dont know what they are and are mental or they might a guy or something, but if she lists her pronouns as she/her isnt that what you want? A girl?
a girl that doesn't succumb to support trannies
ill give it a try but if anything goes wrong I’ll stop
if she looks good what is the problem?
girls these days comform to any social norm forced upon them. So her havin pronouns isnt a big deal, especially if you live in united states of muttland.
>uh not much, you?
she sounds retarded and boring already
based chessfag
Why are you smalltalking? Just say "wanna meet up and see if we hit if off?"
give her a chance you gay
That amount of misspelling on this thread leads me to believe everyone is either drunk or retarded. Maybe both.
my gf just called me after 2 weeks of breaking up. what does she want?
money
Ex-gf
Validation. The initial high of getting the breakup done is over and now the doubts are setting in. This is the crucial moment where you tell her to fuck off. Your self-worth will thank me.
>2009
>gym owner tells me a girl is into me
>think he's just fucking with me and wants to have a laugh at my expense
>insists
>add her on Facebook but don't talk
>she adds me on MSN
>I go on holidays and fall in love with a girl
>gym girl talks to me and I tell her I wanted to ask her out but I'm already dating someone else
>awkwardly talk to her a couple of times at the gym
Ah, to be 19 and dumb.
>Ah, to be 19 and dumb.
Please tell me you passed up local gym pussy for a long-distance relationship that pulverized your heart as you yearned for her and dreaded what she was getting up to on the nights that you weren't able to hold her at her computer until bed time.
Been on 4chan for years and did the occasional IST browsing but finally just got into IST yesterday... but wow bros... what a thread so far lol