>gym employee hands me a note from a secret admirer w a phone number

>gym employee hands me a note from a secret admirer w a phone number
i made it

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    now you have to made sure that she isnt repulsed by your personality

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. Make sure she isn't a fat ugly frick.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Post pics of fatty secret admirer. Probably a dude.

        This is the problem. I don’t want to text because I don’t want her to be ugly or fat

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          probably will be both. this happened to me in high school. random QT stopped me in the hall and gave me a folded slip of paper, saying that some random chick asked her to give it to me. I opened it up and it was an invitation to the upcoming girls choice dance. when I finally tracked down who wrote it, it ended up being a fat weeb in my japanese class. I told her my mother wouldn't let me go to dances lmao

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I told her my mother wouldn't let me go to dances lmao
            lmfao nice

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I told her my mother wouldn't let me go to dances lmao
            same

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Look up the number on google. A lot of normies don't bother erasing that info off of the internet and it's easily available.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ngl, that's a cute note. Just don't get your hopes up because she might not actually match the personality wise.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Just call. If you don't like the person, block her (masculine) number.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/Dv1B6xH.jpg

          >gym employee hands me a note from a secret admirer w a phone number
          i made it

          bro jsut save teh number and check whatsapp for a profile pic wtf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >now you have to made sure that she isn't repulsive

      ftfy, can't belive the amount of fatasses that go to the gym and think, uh the guy with the nice body seems okayish, gonna give him a chance 😉
      no you fat frick, my body is not for a 2/10 blob like you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >she
      Very optimistic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        right? There's literally trannies at my gym bros

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a beta female.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post pics of fatty secret admirer. Probably a dude.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >things that never happened

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only fat and/or ugly girls do this unfortunately. Hot women will never because they have too many options.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      beggars cant be choosers bro

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >secret admirer(male)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This happened to me when a fat gay guy stuck a letter in my backpack.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that's a man

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    likely a ugly fat chick or a weird gay dude, people like this know they'll get rejected outright, they can't socialize, not normal, they don't have any options, they have this fantasy build up of you, try to form a relationship before you can see them thinking you won't outright reject them if you get to know them first
    but good job anyway op

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > people like this know they'll get rejected outright, they can't socialize, not normal, they don't have any options, they have this fantasy build up of you, try to form a relationship before you can see them thinking you won't outright reject them if you get to know them first
      why did you described me?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the paper is just a phone number? nothing else? is the caligrapy of a woman? why dont you add it on telegram, whatsapp, gayphone iBlack person messaging app or whatever to check profile? maybe if you add it to your contacts normiebook or instathot would show you a new "suggested" person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Dv1B6xH.jpg

      >gym employee hands me a note from a secret admirer w a phone number
      i made it

      update us OP, did you get kidnapped?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Look up the number on google. A lot of normies don't bother erasing that info off of the internet and it's easily available.

      Actually I might try this

      [...]
      update us OP, did you get kidnapped?

      Nothing yet I don’t think I’ll text

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I added on WhatsApp and it was just some anime pfp

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Text her, it won't hurt

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She already goes to the gym so she’s way less likely to be a hambeast than the general pop.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >anime pfp
        It's over

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did you meet your new boyfriend yet?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Go ask her out OP frick the haters

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Plot twist. It's a gay 70yo obese man

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    100% chance the girl is fat

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fake

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't sound like an organ harvesting honeypot at all. you should call her and come over to her apartment tonight bro kekkekekeke

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    videocall the number through whatsapp

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just call and arrange a date. If she's sugly etc... just practice not spilling your spgehtti. Its not like your married after getting a meal together you fricking sperg

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      insecure ppl will usually try to get you to commit to a second date like 2/3 through the first one

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Enter the number on snapchat. You can tell by the bitmoji if she fat af and might get her real first name

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    post it or you're a lying b***h

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        W moose tattoo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >with the moose tattoo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        "moose tattoo" is your name now. get a tripcode

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          why you encouraging homosexualry on a wholesome post?
          go the frick back you nerd

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        LMAO THIS homie DRIVES A GM PRODUCT HAHAHAHAHAHA

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you wish you could afford a GM product.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do you live in Wisconsin

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Beware

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That he did. That he did.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >moose tattoo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        post moose
        >2PKYS
        what did hiroshimoot mean by this?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            As someone who hates tattoos, that's pretty based.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I am not a fan of tattoos, but that is very tastefully done
              is this quad? hammy?

              the fit npcs are here

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Thx

              I am not a fan of tattoos, but that is very tastefully done
              is this quad? hammy?

              Middle of back

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I am not a fan of tattoos, but that is very tastefully done
              is this quad? hammy?

              bot

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I am not a fan of tattoos, but that is very tastefully done
              is this quad? hammy?

              https://i.imgur.com/pLvF9zn.jpg

              [...]
              >tfw I hate tattoos but bro lands a date because of some ink
              Have fun breh. I hope she is the type of girl you are interested in.

              i dont like tattoos but the moose is based. we spare your life, OP. now contact the b***h/homosexual and get your dick wet. do what the moose would do

              >dude i dont like tattoos
              are these bots or is everyone on this board an NPC? "dude we all have to think the same way"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                the fit npcs are here

                the NPC "I like tat bots" are out. Prove you're an individual by posting your pine tree forearms, barbed wire arms, shoulder stars, and sir name on back

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                man, i wouldnt get scribbles all over my body but i can appreciate some well done tattoo. roastie and roastie male equivalent scribbles and doodles arent aesthetic and show you are damaged. a well done tattoo shows you actually wanna look good instead of just trying to be interesting by drawing a doodle dick on your wrist and acting misterious saying "it has a meaning for me"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Most people think tattoos look moronic, its not a weird opinion.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I am not a fan of tattoos, but that is very tastefully done
            is this quad? hammy?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              On the penis

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i dont like tattoos but the moose is based. we spare your life, OP. now contact the b***h/homosexual and get your dick wet. do what the moose would do

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/DXuTnHG.jpg

        >tfw I hate tattoos but bro lands a date because of some ink
        Have fun breh. I hope she is the type of girl you are interested in.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tattoos are stupid, she's probably some moronic zoomer. But if you want, you have her name so see if your gym has an Instagram and see if she follows it.
        Or look her on Facebook, might have mutual friends and maybe you'll recognize her from seeing her at the gym

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >moose tattoo
        Fear not odd toed ungulate bros, our time shall come

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >moose tattoo
        I got a beaver
        No, I'm not Canadian

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's quite cute, text her, bro. What's the worst that could happen?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Look for the followers of the gym on their social media accounts and if there’s a Zoe, it might be her

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Based fellow instastalker

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm literally incappable of smiling

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/dOb8MLG.jpg

          Based fellow instastalker

          I want to do this with the girls at my gym but dont have an account i dont want to give instagram my phone number any way i can do this?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure you can sign up with just an email address

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Never post a picture more interesting than your topic, Moose Tattoo.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is how you get married and raise a family anon

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Beware

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      buhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhaahhahahhh kekoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lmfaoooo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >They are eating in the video...
      >"It's genetics, some people cant lose weight"

      Do they ever stop eating?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Do they ever stop eating?

        It is currently being tried by some.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      10/10

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hahaha heartiest laugh I've had in a long time. Thanks anon.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shes gonna be humongous mark my words

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw no moose tattoo
    it's already over... isn't it?

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    literally how old are you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      19

      https://i.imgur.com/CHP8Yfo.gif

      Give her number to us

      Funny dog lol

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Give her number to us

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >just a girl shooting her shot
    That’s a man

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >secret admirer(male)

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how ripped are you?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >had a note addressed to me left in my desk in high school sometime in the late 2000s
    >put it in my backpack then put it in my desk at home
    >15 years later
    >still have never opened it its in the drawer next to me
    >now 30 year old khv
    lmfao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why wont you open it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      now you have to open it and post it here

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        checked

        >had a note addressed to me left in my desk in high school sometime in the late 2000s
        >put it in my backpack then put it in my desk at home
        >15 years later
        >still have never opened it its in the drawer next to me
        >now 30 year old khv
        lmfao

        come on anon, embrace being a wizard and cast alohomora

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You made it? Lol

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    homie you didn't make it until you are balls deep in her

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >her
      lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, no matter what it is, Op could still be balls deep in it.

        Unlike you.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >my mom said my arms are getting big
    We’re all going to make it

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just text her and ask her to send a photo. Then you play along with it and friendzone her if you're not interested.
    It's really not difficult. Mad respect for her taking a shot though

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >gym crush works at the gym
    >front desk had valentine's day bags out with all employees names on them (lel is this kindergarten)
    >came with nothing, put nothing in her bag
    I blew it didn't I

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I blew it didn't I
      NO. All the losers who put stupid shit in her bag proved themselves pathetic in her eyes. You know she went through that bag at home with her friends laughing at and mocking every man who gave her anything.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      haha if i dont open the image it totally looks like pepe the frog

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hahaha what the frick, and I thought my gym was weird for decorating with balloons and such

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One of the only times a gym employee has ever spoken to me was to tell me off for not wiping down the equipment during peak-covid. Whenever I saw her on-shift from then on I would intentionally rerack my weights wrong so I could watch her struggle to set them right again. Like pic related, all around the gym.
    Haven't seen her in about a year.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      On Monday a gym employee approached me trying to give me some valentine's day voucher that you could use to get someone without a membership in for free with you on valentine's day. I just told him that I don't have any friends and walked away.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a petty homosexual.
      It’s easy to not to be wienersucker to other people.

      On Monday a gym employee approached me trying to give me some valentine's day voucher that you could use to get someone without a membership in for free with you on valentine's day. I just told him that I don't have any friends and walked away.

      You sound like an honest Chad.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Next time don't order me around, wagie.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You’re a pussy if you don’t text her

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Idk what to say

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        feeling fit buddy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        "im having a heavy bench day tomorrow, want to come spot me"

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why this homie just dont come out the closet already

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be the old guy at your gym that works out in jeans

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    CALL HER AND TELLS US HOW IT WENT BRUH

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’m not calling too awkward I texted her thanks for the note and I’m waiting for her to hit me back

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I texted her thanks for the note and I’m waiting for her to hit me back
        Pic of her vegana after your text message

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Idgaf she the one who wanted to talk to me

          Post proof or else you're gay

          ok

          If she’s not attractive I’m either gonna say oh I thought u we’re gonna be a dude cuz ur name is Sam I’m gay sorry or I’ll just be like thanks for asking me out but I’m already with another girl so sorry lol

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The first time I've ever been thoroughly invested in a IST post.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Go away, Satan!

              https://i.imgur.com/kZ7dPNi.png

              she’s kind of unattractive and she has a pronoun

              I'm sorry, friend
              What are her pronouns?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >name is Sam
            why did you blur it then lmao

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              idk I didn’t realise I was saying it anyway

              Go away, Satan!

              [...]
              I'm sorry, friend
              What are her pronouns?

              she her

              Tell her you think you're probably not going to fit when she asks why tell her because of the pronouns maybe you can at least redpill her

              I don’t think this is a good idea

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >she her
                theres still a chance

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Putting she/her in the bio doesn't mean much onto itself for a zoomer. She could be annoying as frick, could just be trying to fit in and not get shit from the other children

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I don’t think this is a good idea
                Is she white?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >she her
                She's just virtue signalling. You will never find a woman that does not do this in some form.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm [censored] btw
            Is the censored part the word "trans"

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >wanting to go from text to instagram

            This thot is about to try and sell you onlyfans

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Post proof or else you're gay

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    she’s kind of unattractive and she has a pronoun

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can't say we didn't call this, OP. Oh well, you've still been "approached" if you can call it that, by a woman more than the vast majority of men ever will.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Better luck next time fren

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just date her for a bit anyway. Never hurts to practice and, if you're lucky, other things will compensate for her appearance. The pronoun bullshit is just typical female attention grabbing - pay it no mind, if it wasn't that it would be something else.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tell her you think you're probably not going to fit when she asks why tell her because of the pronouns maybe you can at least redpill her

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >you're probably not going to fit
        >when she asks why tell her because of
        YOUR ENORMOUS PENIS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      please describe her

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She’s just a really normal looking white girl she looks like she has friends
        I think I will compliment the music in her Spotify in bio and then never talk to her again so as to make her like me a lot and then to punish her for tricking me

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          post at least a picture

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I tried. I don't want to doxx her.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Would

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Wood berry

              Too bad I'm in class right now, or else I'd print this out and cum tribute

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              we need to see what she looks like bro, blank her eyes out or something

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I would easily take this over the goblinas that usually try to flirt with me.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Don't be a gay.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this

          post at least a picture

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >white girl
          Redpill her you mong, we cant have white girls being victims of this marxist agenda. If you're not going to have white children with her its the least you can do. Some of us arent as lucky as you where we have access to girls and stop the white genocide

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >normal looking white girl
          >good music taste
          >common interest
          >really into you
          >yeah I'll just punish her emotionally as a joke
          being attractive must be nice

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Stop white knighting. We’re talking about a woman with pronouns, also I was kind of joking I would feel too bad

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              They/them pussy really hits different. Give it a try

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We can fix her

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Im confused with the pronouns thing, I get if it's they/them or whatever thats weird cause they dont know what they are and are mental or they might a guy or something, but if she lists her pronouns as she/her isnt that what you want? A girl?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        a girl that doesn't succumb to support trannies

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ill give it a try but if anything goes wrong I’ll stop

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if she looks good what is the problem?
      girls these days comform to any social norm forced upon them. So her havin pronouns isnt a big deal, especially if you live in united states of muttland.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >uh not much, you?
      she sounds moronic and boring already
      based chessgay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you smalltalking? Just say "wanna meet up and see if we hit if off?"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      give her a chance you homosexual

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That amount of misspelling on this thread leads me to believe everyone is either drunk or moronic. Maybe both.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my gf just called me after 2 weeks of breaking up. what does she want?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      money

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ex-gf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Validation. The initial high of getting the breakup done is over and now the doubts are setting in. This is the crucial moment where you tell her to frick off. Your self-worth will thank me.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >2009
    >gym owner tells me a girl is into me
    >think he's just fricking with me and wants to have a laugh at my expense
    >insists
    >add her on Facebook but don't talk
    >she adds me on MSN
    >I go on holidays and fall in love with a girl
    >gym girl talks to me and I tell her I wanted to ask her out but I'm already dating someone else
    >awkwardly talk to her a couple of times at the gym

    Ah, to be 19 and dumb.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Ah, to be 19 and dumb.
      Please tell me you passed up local gym pussy for a long-distance relationship that pulverized your heart as you yearned for her and dreaded what she was getting up to on the nights that you weren't able to hold her at her computer until bed time.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Been on /misc/ for years and did the occasional IST browsing but finally just got into IST yesterday... but wow bros... what a thread so far lol

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