Gym etiquette

How often do you talk to people at the gym? Every time I start going to a new gym for at least 6 months I get a bunch of people who try to make small talk with me, every single time

Why do some boomers wink as a greeting? I’m starting to think it’s a homo thing and they want to fuck. Can any older guys tell me if it’s a culture thing or what. No cap it seems kinda sus.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t read but haha imagine if you could freeze time and the gym had 10+ women built like this and you froze time and took a bunch of picks and vids of yourself gaping and cumming in their gaped open assholes and then you posted the video with their phones on their social media lmaoooo hahahahaha AND WHAT IF THEY CAME UNFROZEN IN TIME WITH YOU AND THEN GANGED UP ON YOU AND DOMINATED YOU FOR MORE OF YOUR CUM HAHAHA IF IT HAPPENS WHILE TIME IS STOPPED, IT TECHNICALLY NEVER OCCURRED HAHAHA THAT WOULD BE GROSS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Repent

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I actually want to repent but I’m afraid to say out loud all of my degeneracy. I could only do it if the church was 100% empty except the priest and he never saw me come in and was already in his booth.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The church doesn't have to be empty. No one will hear you, you just whisper.

          For a general confession where you're listing years of sins you don't need to give the specifics, just the type of sin and a guess of how many times you did it if applicable.

          If you're Catholic I strongly recommend you go to confession.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You can also confess directly to God and the pope agrees on that one

            >t. Protestant

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          as the other anon said you can confess directly to God, just get a quiet comfortable place, still your body and your mind and have a sincere wish to address Him and speak to him and put forth what you had done, He will hear you and you will know it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that would be gross anon

      very gross

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not funny

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing attractive about those two.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Their physiques are legitimately grotesque.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They are obese and they were tight, shape wear pants to cope and seem like they have good bodies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Like 99.99999% of women who lift. People honestly think you get this body from doing 2x10 DLs with a 10kg kettlebell and then some Bulgarian split squats with bodyweight? Women in gyms are a meme.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've been going to the gym for 8 years consistently and I've never uttered a single word to anyone

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You people talk to others in the gym? First gym I joined I lifted regularly for 6 years, never spoke a word to anybody. Do people just come up to you between sets and start talking? How do you get anything done?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Besides the typical "how many sets" or "can I work in/get a spot" I don't talk to anyone too. Sometimes guys try to make small talk, ask about my workout, etc. but I could not give a fuck to a guy I will probably never consistently see again

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >but I could not give a fuck to a guy I will probably never consistently see again
        Is that seriously what gym thots think about regular dudes in the gym? They seek consistency in a Man?

        BTW you know the rules.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shapewear and implants God I'd love to suplex these 2 whores neck first onto concrete

  7. 1 month ago
    Gods silliest Manlet

    I dont talk to anyone. When I end up making eye contact with anyone, I just nod.
    Whenever Im obligated to pass near a woman or a group of them, I keep my hands behind my back so as to not end up touching them by accident and getting kicked out for sexual harrassment.
    I visibly laugh and mockingly smile at the duels that hog the macjines for 20 minutes, spending 30 seconds doing reps and 4m30s talking and texting.
    When I need to talk to a woman to ask if theyre still using an equipment, I politely say ask loud and clear so that they dont think Im a creep and say thank you after.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >green pants
    I would bake an entire homemade cake with strawberry frosting for her birthday, during which we both enjoy the cake with some cheap Moscato from Kroger. Then when we've both finished approximately two glasses each, I would prop one of her legs up on my lap, remove her heel, dip her big toe into the tub of leftover strawberry frosting, and suck it clean while maintaining strong eye contact. When I've finished snacking on her toe, I'd take her by the hand and lead her into the bedroom with the strawberry frosting in my other hand, where I'd gently whip her around me so I'm holding her from behind. Gently, I would kiss her neck and earlobe for a few minutes to warm her up, followed by assertively pushing her onto the bed face-down. After removing whatever underwear she may or may not be wearing, I'd kiss and lick up the back of her legs, starting from behind her knees all the way up to her anus. Then, I'd use two fingers to scoop a generous glob of strawberry frosting from the tub, whisper to her a promise that she's going to love this, then slowly start working it up inside of her butthole with my fingers. When the first glob is mostly packed inside her butthole, I'd go back for a second glob and take my sweet time repeating the process. Finally, I'd grab her wrists so as to keep her pinned down while I bury my tongue tonsil-deep into her butthole, insisting that she push the strawberry frosting out of her anus and into my mouth while I swallow as much of it as I can. This will eventually lead to her up on her knees, bucking her hips against my face while I continue servicing her asshole well after the frosting inside her is gone and she's on her way to her third...no, fourth orgasm.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All I see is two young girls that are already THICC before they are even 20. That means they will be fatfucks by 30. Only morons like thicc chicks

    t. trainer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They are fat, not thic.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I'm just an anti-social autist but I have my headphones in for a reason at the gym, I'm there to get my workout done and go home, I never talk to other people and nobody has ever tried to talk to me other than basic questions like "are you using this piece of equipment". Do people really socialize at the gym with strangers....?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How often do you talk to people at the gym?
    Every single time, know too many people. Also randoms recognize me so they either ask advice, stare to which I give them a smile and a nod of acknowledgement which opens them up to approaching me.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't talk to anyone. Someone tried to make friends with me after I let him in once (front door was locked at night), he came up and asked if I needed a spotter, I said no and he seemed disappointed. Is there an etiquette that I should have accepted? I really don't want to be bothered, that's why I go past midnight...

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    boomer winker here, it was charming in our hay day but like all things, get creepy as you age

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit. People will only talk to you if you're a grill. Post tits

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I make brief small talk with dudes
    never under any circumstances will I talk to a woman, and my life is better for it

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