Gym IG putting my selfies up so everyone can mire

Snapped a couple selfies at gym over the past few weeks and tagged them with my gym's hashtag. Some based social media person decided to put them up on their official IG. Feeling real good about myself right now, bros.

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shameful mirror selfie with pussy nipple
    >mirror selfie
    >based
    >half-arsed "candid shot"
    >smut
    >based
    >based
    >based
    >smut
    >impressive
    >mirror selfie with pussy nipple and "personal best" which no-one cares about
    >standard promotional gym pic
    >standard promotional gym pic
    >based
    >based
    Not bad, OP. Well done.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's a pussy nipple?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That shit on the back of the phone to protect your precious little fingers from getting tired by giving you a nipple to slot between your fingerswhen they're in the shape of a pussy.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's to protect fingers? I thought it's to avoid dropping your phone while taking pictures.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    merketing dept:
    >let's convey inclusiveness by throwing together some Strong Wymyn(TM), some thots, some blacks and some chubby fuck
    social media fag:
    >I know just the guy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not chubby by any medical standard, child.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow burn it

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Safety really isn't my speed.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You look like a chubby Doug Demuro

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    funniest shit ill probably see all day

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    did your pics get likes from hot thots

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No child, that is not you.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait isnt this that patrick whatever guy on twitter than gets into autistic flame wars

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, he's also an expert at taking down tanks with improvised weapons.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard this guy say he didnt make pepperoni out of black children he kidnapped. Dunno, kind of a weird thing to deny.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah he's a really bad liar, when asked about his involvement in a fire at a place he frequents he specifically went out of his way to that he did NOT start ducking through alleys to get away from the crime scene that he was NOT involved in. I'm not sure how he gets away with it.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >at jim last week
    >fat girl approaches
    >hi anon i'm the social media manager, can i take some pictures of you working out?
    >politely decline bc i don't like fat people, plus she probably didn't even work there and just wanted fap material

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pleasantly surprised to see so many patpilled ISTizens.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    where the fuck have i seen these selfies before

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >google gym I'm thinking of switching to
    >go to google photos to get a feel for their equipment and the lay of the land
    >instead the whole feed is some roidchud's gym selfies

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO mine is the same way. I don't understand how retarded you have to be to feel the need to upload gym selfies to google reviews.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do this and I got a 1.7GPA. It would've been 1.2 too if my mother didn't work for the school and help me get extra credits. You might think that makes me retarded but I'm a published science fiction author and can lift 56.5 lbs (that's the average weight of an 8y.o) with one arm. In other words, child, I'm smart AND a badass.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I report and block your IST tweets?

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