Gym Personality

What kind of gym person are you? For me, I’m the guy that stands at the barbell for 10 minutes to rest each set. I’m also the guy that absolutely STINKS because hes using a natural deodorant.

  1. 1 month ago
    GORILLA

    I'm the Hitler

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m that guy who seems to be using every piece of equipment you are currently in need of but I’m bigger than you so you don’t say anything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if it’s between a cute girl and a mass monster i ask the mm first if he’s close to finishing his workout because i am terrified of women

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you can usually catch me doing curls in the squat rack and pissing off the gymcels.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of deodorant when I sweat 100x more on my back?
    Do I have to put deodorant on my back?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Smells don’t come from your back nignog

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sweating doesn't matter in the short term, like in an hour at the gym, sweat doesn't really smell bad when it first comes out of your pores. You put anti-perspirant under your arms in the morning so you don't smell like curry by the end of the night, because your armpits and groin run hotter than the rest of your body, you will constantly sweat a small amount there, and it's also an ideal place for bacteria to grow, it's a bad combination. You probably aren't sweating much on your back throughout the day, and it's not an ideal environment for bacteria to grow, so your back will probably still smell fine by the end of the day, even if you were sweating quite a bit you will probably smell OK if you just change your shirt.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sweat doesn’t smell it’s the bacteria that consumes sweat. So you shouldn’t smell bad if you gym for an hour.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m the twink that dances to dubstep in between sets.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      post bussy

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m they guy

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the guy that looks mad all the time

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The autistic guy who’s there late nights and doesn’t talk to anyone. I once helped a guy that had failed his bench with no safeties, I just said “sheeeesh” then walked away to continue lifting.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm doing laps of the gym looking for the plate I need while some gay moves my stuff and takes over the rack.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That guy needs to be taught a lesson anon

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m the anon that looks really fucking angry when I lift so I’m generally avoided, but once people speak to me, they realize I’m actually very respectful and nice, I just have a very serious face. I’m also the anon that will squat ATG for a set, even if I’m not hitting legs, just to mog the retard in the rack next to me that’s quarter squatting

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m the guy that nervously avoids eye contact with all other people despite being told many times that I’m likable and a good person.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm you, but worse. I avoid eye contact with everybody and wear a mask to hide my face because I'm really self-conscious.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I stare at void in between sets and never talk to others. I avoid eye contacts as well. When I realize someone suHispaniciously watching me, I pretend playing air drum

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We are linked, brother

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm friendly, I get asked for advice and people come up and ask me if I need a spotter if they see me going heavy. I am always being approached by strangers there I like it lots of camaraderie in my gym.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gym autist. Always there late, I look like shit too. Always accidentally catch eyes in the mirror, always looking at attractive men even though I'm straight(mostly).

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the pull ups autist who only talks to the boomers

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm you but I also walk in circles around the power cage

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just a manlet there to do my shit and get out

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m the guy that paces around like a retard between sets, but atleast I’m not
    >pajeet dyel that occupies a bench for 45 minutes lifting bar + 5 lbs each side
    >fat boomer/Arab that hogs all the 45s puts them on a leg press and does quarter reps for an hour
    >gym thot occupying a rack for more than an hour doing butt exercises with her phone/camera filming her ass and as many people as possible in the background so she can get off on how many people look at her ass
    >pt that helps a 50 year old boomer with useless exercises with bad form but he doesn’t listen anyways cause boomers only want to do squats and bench. (And Romanian dl)

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >guy that works out harder than every other person in the gym (every single one) and sweats a lot
    >guy that is good looking and somewhat intimidating but if you press him at all you find out he’s an autist and it throws everyone off
    The biggest guy in the gym was not meant to me a /fit autist bros…

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I only use cables
    pic related, its me

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the guy with a fanny pack

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    middle aged man wearing headphones that benches heavy as fuck and never talks to or looks at anyone. occassionally i burp really fucking loud

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I only come in to farmers walk and I reek of cigarettes

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the guy who looks at gravure between sets

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