>trying out a retarded lift (finger curls)
>having some trouble with it
>pull out phone to look up how to do it again
>unlock screen
>fullscreen Yuma Asami ass greets me
>there are people close enough by to have seen it
>immediatelly lock screen back up and put my phone back in my pocket
>keep on going
>get to the final 2 sets of the day
>get insane ab cramps and have to call it quits
This might be the first time I've ever regretted getting off my ass to go to the gym, picrel.
1. Stop watching porn
2. No one cared
I go to the gym early in the morning, so it's mostly old women (and women in general) when I'm there, which I prefer because almost no one is using the equipment I need. Still, if anyone saw it it was such an insignificant thing that they probably forgot about it in the next 15 minutes, so in that sense it doesn't matter, but it's still embarassing.
Its dudes in the gym, not your mom. Why care?
I regret ever doing GOMAD and starting strength. All I wanted was to stay lean and look good. Now I look big, fat and like an ogre.
>tfw got my leg pressed by the leg press machine
Literally who cares. Own it.
Pic related?
Yeah pretty much. Only it was my right leg.
Damn, I did leg press yesterday (horizontal) and my right leg locked itself, I got scared I didn't finish it and went home as it was my last exercise...
I literally cast porn to my gyms Apple TVs while I work out. nobody fucking cares. It’s an adult gym
>OH NOES! PEOPLE KNOW I'M STRAIGHT!!
back then people would have their rooms and shit full covered on naked or semi naked thots and wasn't labeled as coomers, grow up
nothing shameful about liking hot yellow ass
HAHAHHAHAAHA WHAT A LOSER
HE LIKES ASIAN HOT ASSES
HAHAHAHAHHA
Grow up buddy, black queens are the future.
99.9% of black women are hideous.
Worse yet, 100% of black women are black.
If you get caught with porn they will ban you for life. Simple eh?
>be me
>at the gym a few months ago squatting
>between a particularly rough set, I need to take and extended break
>take phone out
>open web browser
>volume is at MAX
>AMWF porn blasts throughout the gym
>gym thots near me look over and giggle
>I'm completely and utterly embarrassed
>one comes up and slaps my ass
>"What's the matter, boy? You're redder than a tomato!"
>the rest of them chant "tomato boy! tomato boy!" in unison
>pack my things up and gtfo as fast as possible
>figure they'd all forget by the next day
>show up
>get ready to do deadlifts
>the gym thots keep coming up to me, slapping my ass, and calling me tomato boy
>get ready to do deadlifts
>the gym thots keep coming up to me, slapping my ass, and calling me tomato boy
Holy shit my sides are in orbit.
In all seriousness though, I think you should establish some boundaries. Don't want ya to quit your workout half-way through just because others have nothing else better to do than bully you for cooming to AMWF porn or whatever breh.
I hope you hit those deadlifts and didn't pussy out again out of embarrassment like a little pussy.
I regret not asking my oneitis 13 years ago straight out if she liked me back or not. I feel like I'd be able to let go of a lot of mental anguish if I had just fucking manned up, but no I wanted to be the edgy brooding strong silent type and let it eat me alive for years. I was a fool. It also doesn't make sense how I allowed her to become my oneitis because on paper we are two completely different types of people with such opposing interests and ideals. It should not have happened to begin with yet I spent so long hung up on her.
I'm considering sending her a message on one of her social medias and setting up a meeting in a public area just so I can see if I really still feel anything in her presence. She moved 2 or 3 hours away last I heard so the odds of us meeting later on by chance are essentially 0 so this would be the only way. On one hand I want to let sleeping dogs lie, but on the other I think it'd be healthy for me to get this closure that I denied myself for so long. Feels like playing with fire but I need to know. It also wouldn't be fair to my current girlfriend, who I can see myself marrying, if I were to continue in a serious relationship with her meanwhile not knowing if I'm really able to commit to her 100%. Current gf is the one I confided in when I was so hung up about oneitis so she wouldn't approve of me organizing a meeting which also sucks, but dammit I'm fucking tired of feeling this looming idea over my head every time I drive past one of the places I used to see oneitis or hear one of the songs she'd sing or see old mutual friends of hers and such.
What should I do? What would you do? Should I just leave it? Or should I seek that closure to strengthen my bond with my girlfriend who I want to marry? Will I regret not doing this on my deathbed? Will I lose my gf and regret that even more? I'm so lost and I'm so angry about it
>oneitis 13 years ago
>It also wouldn't be fair to my current girlfriend
The answer seems rather obvious. Why would you create a problem in your current relationship to chase after some bitch from 13 years ago who probably barely even remembers you exist? To be sure you don't have feelings for her anymore? Even if you do, what are the chances she feels anything for you? Even if she does, what leads you to believe a relationship with her would be preferable to your current relationship? Let it go, anon.
btw, I'm a khv, so my relationship advice is pretty much worthless.
Read steppenwolf
The boomer rock band?
Don't listen to the virgins, here's what you do
>meet the bitch
>talk to her about the one time you had starbucks together or smn, bitches love talking about memories
>fuck the bitch on the first date, it's all or nothing
>go back home smelling like pussy feeling like an egotistical douchebag
>???
>profit
I know this feel anon, It's very awkward listening to xurious on youtube in the crowded dumbbell area with this on your phone screen
You won't give a fuck about this when you get older. I used to work in a phone company shop and at least once a week some boomer would come in with his iPad that his daughter probably got for him because he can't turn off some setting, open his browser and bookmarked along the top was always something like "tiny asian gets facial from massive dick" they either forget or straight up don't give a shit
They wouldn't even insist on having a guy look at their tablet so it's less embarrassing or whatever, they don't care at all
got a similar story, but it was a femboy. i'm also one of the biggest and strongest at my gym.
One of my friends posted his entire gooch and balls on Facebook publicly and it stayed up for a good few minutes, everyone forgot about it in like 2 weeks. You're fine, keep lifting.
>Yuma Asami
Good taste. The only problem is that her videos with white guys are really strange. She's so beautiful I was hoping for a self-insert, or at least someone to fuck her properly, but they are uncomfortable videos where she is just not into it at all.