Gym sins

I'll start:

> has a swimming pool but guess what? It's hogged 80% of the time but pupils doing swimming classes (not that it needs to have it, just a cool bonus)
> shoe box unisex changing room without fricking lockers (wtf)
> no free one time pass or at least an ability to discount membership by how much you paid for daily pass
> when you pay for membership you still gotta get le special key but you can only get it at the reception hours which is 2 hours per day, not in a row, and only on some days, not even every work day
> closes down on holidays (fricking unforgivable)
> the dumbbell section is on le elevated platform for no fricking reason so you always end up stabbing against it
> stupid fricking machines like GG/BG but no hack squats or something cool like that

That's all I can remember for now

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like home gym master race wins yet again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > no cables (pretty much always)
      > can't loudly drop weights
      > no one will spot you
      > gl moving ever

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >old house
        >detached garage old
        >previous owner had it as a bar slash cinema
        >ripped everything out for gym
        >can blast tunes and drop weights
        >dgaf about the walls or floors
        >sumo strength sells cable machine with 100kg for like 1400. BIL got a marketplace cable for $200.

        You were saying?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          what's BIL

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Brother in-law

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              alright you got it good

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >curling in squat rack
    >moving dumbbells into the sauna
    >moving pylometric boxes into the freeweight area
    >people walking really close to your arms/bumping into you while they return weights
    >people sitting down just to watch sports center with weights
    >that person who circuit trains and has a bunch of shit
    >anybody who brings a bag with them to each exercise
    >yelling in a smith machine
    >girls with no ass that wear those lifting/contoured skintight shit
    >anybody throwing those dumbass balls against a wall. Such a silly exercise
    >sauna suit in a sauna
    >sumo deadlifts
    >zoomer haircut, wife beater, plaid pajama pants
    >somebody visibly trying to just lift more than you because they are insecure.

    Commercial gyms are hell. I’m considering finding/making a private gym

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sexo

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dumbbell rack set on shuffle with no two of the same weight next to each other until 50lbs+
    >Shitty mumble rap on the speakers
    >Only 2 squat racks
    >Steam room/sauna out of order and has been for months

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Took off my shirt mid set and mogged some fat guys and got lots of mires. The hate on their faces was worth it

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    my new gym has a pool should i use it?
    what are the pros and cons?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is there AIDS in it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no i live in asia, but there's chlorine

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      swimming is literally the best cardio

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unisex changing rooms
    Countdown til a minority rapes some girl

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > wearing gloves
    > more than 2 sets of dumbbells on the ground next to your bench
    > not wiping down sweaty bench after using it
    > my old LA shitness tried to force me to use a free personal training session.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >more machines than free weights
    >allows teenagers
    >allows non-whites
    >allows women
    >has student discount memberships (just attracts basedboys that sit on their phones for 10m between sets

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >indoor track that goes through the middle of the weight room
    >back to back squat racks where you have to stare into the eyes of the person squatting in front of you
    >lockers that require you to bring your own lock

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > squat racks so close to each other, that when your squat neighbour squattin, you better not be changing your plate boy!

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4 roman chairs
    >no GHD
    WHY?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > moronic club pop shit or club pop mixes of actually good music. FFS just put on some metal or rock, or gangsta rap

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Bench rack is not in line with the ceiling structure lines triggering my autism
    I can't be the only one

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