Gym Stories

What are the most interesting experiences you’ve had at the gym? I’m curious what other people have to say.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well, i lifted weights for almost 2 hours. music was jamming in the ear phones. sweated a bit. got a good pump. it was a good workout

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fake and gay

      https://i.imgur.com/DIBKIfR.jpg

      What are the most interesting experiences you’ve had at the gym? I’m curious what other people have to say.

      I am very built and pretty attractive but after two years of covid isolation, I am completely unable to look at or talk to women. I see two girls at my gym literally every single day I'm there--- both of them are very attractive--- and I'm scared of them. I want to kiss them and hold their hands

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One time I tried to use the bench press machine, but someone else was already using it. So I had to wait like two minutes and then I used the machine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go on

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guy asks me for a lighter then offered to share a joint, did that then we just smoke weed in the gym car park. didnt realise he was gay till like 3 months later

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you got bugged?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girl keeps looking at me but she has a bf who is with her at the gym. What does it mean bros? Why won’t she leave me alone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's DARING you. you need to GO UP and talk to her and her "BF"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Talk about what? I don’t like breaking up relationships. It goes against my code.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, that's what's keeping you from having a girlfriend. Your "code".

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          JUST BE YOURSELF, MAN.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Righteous man of God.

          Yes, that's what's keeping you from having a girlfriend. Your "code".

          https://i.imgur.com/ZCGAbH7.jpg

          JUST BE YOURSELF, MAN.

          Satan's hellspawn.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually have this same thing going on at my gym.. we lock eyes constantly and occasionally her boyfriends with her at the gym

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was raped at planet fitness.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      story?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never take a shower in the gym locker room alone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Newfag

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never had a "gym story". I just go, lift and leave.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two different groups of about 4-5 black youth awarded me with an official N-word pass. I actually used it with them a bunch, and would get looks from the other white people.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Went to the gym few days ago, REALLY hot skinny white girl with a huge ass on the squat rack, I sit on a bench to watch that thing drop, can’t see her face cause of the mask but can tell she cute. I’m popping mad wood cause this girls got the skimpiest spandex thong pulled up high showing off her whole ass. I give her a whistle when she’s done with the set, stand up and walk over to introduce myself, girl turns around

    it’s my half sister

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone left a massive, runny, unflushed shit in one of the gym toilets this morning and the smell was wafting out to the squat racks, that's pretty interesting

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >was out drinking with friends last week
    >cute girl that goes to my gym is with us
    >eventually we're sitting together and talk for a good 2 hours
    >wake up next morning and text her
    >get response and text back
    >no response
    >still no response next day
    >see her at the gym day after
    >pretend not to see her, cut my workout short and leave
    >have a panic attack in my car
    why am I such a pussy, bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      theres nothing really wrong with you shes just stringing you along

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i guess so, should have seen it coming as i know of 2 other guys that ended up double texting her a ton and getting left on delivered, she even kinda bragged to me about it.
        don't know why i let myself start thinking she was interested in me.
        still tho now everytime i see her at the gym im just gonna get scared or it will be awkward if we even make eye contact.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing people who aren't personal trainers LARPing as personal trainers is entertaining.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's a guy at my gym who spends more time re-organizing the racked weights than lifting. i thought he was a pt but it turned out he's just a retard who bought a shirt from the gym with their logo on it.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only guy I've ever seen do a 4pl8 deadlift in this gym did 335 on the squats while loudly blasting eurobeat from his phone speaker.
    I now truly know what it means to be mogged.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do 4 plates for reps. Never blast music because thats nig tier

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's one for you:
    All the zoomers that were occupying entire areas of the gym without doing anything aside from talking about gym theory they watched on youtube, those same zoomers who never replaced the weights/plates after using them, those same zoomers all having the same stupid haircut, those same zoomers blasting music on their phone instead of their headphones, those same zoomers always standing in group of 3-5, those same zoomers who were invading my gym a month ago... well now they are all gone. I guess they realized lifting isn't an overnight thing and got bored (thank god for that).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This happens periodically at my gym. Like four scrawny loud teenagers with terrible haircuts who basically hog machines and talk for 45 minutes before walking out after doing 1 set each.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That look on his face at the end "why am I retarded?"

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a pair of dudes that were significantly bigger and more cut than everyone else at the gym. Thought they were brothers or really good friends, always there together, spot for each other and constantly high fiving and shooting the shit.

    Walked in the locker room after lifting one day and they were making out, turns out they're gay lovers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How was it not obvious that they were gay?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only not-based thing is you not joining them for test and protein gains.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mfw I will never have this gym comradery with anyone

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >Lifting in my university gym last year, about 3 months back in
    >Deadlifting 365lbs, high because degenerate
    >Finish my set and sit down
    >Tiny Asian kid comes up to me
    >"Wow that's a lot of weight"
    >Say "not really" because 1. I'm retarded and 2. It's not
    >"I see you here a lot and you're always lifting really heavy"
    >"That's how you get stronger."
    >He says something else I don't remember about his training and I tell him he should eat more
    >Every time we are there at the same time for the rest of the semester he stares at me whenever I go for a lift
    >Cozy gym environment ruined

    I swear if he hasn't given up by the time I get back to that gym I'm going to have to start going somewhere else.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The next step to making it is helping those who actually give a shit make it too.

      yeah i guess so, should have seen it coming as i know of 2 other guys that ended up double texting her a ton and getting left on delivered, she even kinda bragged to me about it.
      don't know why i let myself start thinking she was interested in me.
      still tho now everytime i see her at the gym im just gonna get scared or it will be awkward if we even make eye contact.

      I would have wrote that whore off the second she bragged about being manipulative. Learn from this experience anon, you're gonna make it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I switch gyms regularly when people won’t leave me alone even though I’m wearing fuck off headphones and not making eye contact. I’m too polite to tell people to piss off so I usually get trapped in small talk. Then of course it becomes expected to acknowledge the person every time I see them afterward. Luckily there’s 6 gyms in the same chain within a 5 mile radius of my city to rotate between, so by the time I make my way back they already quit.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am literally this meme

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay anon. The fact that times moves forward means you will never have to live through your hardest moments again. Possibilities open as fast as they close, such is the way of life.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for trying to cheer me up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >possibilities decreasing
      >regrets mounting
      What are you even trying to accomplish?
      What are you doing that you regret?
      If your answer is "I don't know" then figure it out because you're not going to get the time back anyway right?
      I struggle with the fear of death and memories of the past nightly but during the daytime I can at least keep myself busy with trying to achieve new goals and build the best life I can. I'd encourage you to do the same

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >muh possibilities
      such as?
      all I care about is having enough food, living in relative comfort, and keeping the bullshit to a minimum

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's this old Italian fucker who frequents the gym I go to, he's got a beer belly almost as wide as I am tall and he always wears the exact same thing, sweatpants and a blood red tank top that is so small on him he's basically naked from the chest up.
    He usually spends 80% of the time he's there trying to pick up chicks or talking with his other old fat Italian friends. The other 20% I see him swinging around a 10lb dumbbell in each hand like a middle-aged female fitness instructor teaching her audience to warm up in some 70's workout tape.
    Anyways that's the most interesting thing I see in my gym. None of the girls here are hot.

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