gym zoomers

>walk into locker room
>4 shirtless broccoli hair twinks posing shirtless in front of all the mirrors like they're on stage

why are zoomers like this ?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sauce

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      carolinehobday is her IG

      She fricks BBC and also a former fatty. Probably a shapewear fraud.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why do all you mutts worship Black folk? are you a Black person?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Mental illness and LARPing

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why was your first instinct to tell him about BBC? like unironically?

          These chinks, nigs, and heebs all wish they were white

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hispanic incels love BBC

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is why /misc/l/ should be deleted and every active unironic poster on it banned for life, with their IP addresses leaked.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why was your first instinct to tell him about BBC? like unironically?

          https://i.imgur.com/vO8auiF.jpg

          Anon, you're Asian aren't you? There was no reason to bring up Asians unless you're self deprecating.

          Her body is literally built for BBC. Rest of you skinny yt b*is go frick pic rel thanks.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why was your first instinct to tell him about BBC? like unironically?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because women built like that are strictly fricking BBC only, it's the only size that can properly pleasure them. White boi and yellow boi are known for having bellow average wieners and are just cucks

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, you're Asian aren't you? There was no reason to bring up Asians unless you're self deprecating.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm Portuguese/mexican, I'm just telling it how it is.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                kek okay so that makes sense then. I'm not even White or Asian, you're just one pathetic ass b***h, my man.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Most of the homosexuals spamming BBC are mexican manlet beaner Hispanic homosexual incels or indians/pakis
                Please call them out on their homosexual bullshit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm Portuguese/mexican, I'm just telling it how it is.

            I rape manlet hispanics with my BWC

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anon I really feel sorry for you if your dick is so small that you can frick that. I’m only 5.5in and I’ve fricked chicks with asses twice as large. It only becomes an issue when you’re trying to frick a bbw with a massive ass

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >carolinehobday
        that's a fricking dude lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      remigumi, and yeah she's got an onlyfans

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >me and the boys just finished benching
    >all head to change room
    >vibez, chillin, posin in front of the mirror
    >generally enjoying each other's camraderie
    >homeless boomer walks in
    >starts ranting at my friend near the mirror
    >tell the lads, lets bounce & report his ass
    >tell front desk staff they're sleeping & another homeless dude wandered in
    >give us all a free month of gym tim
    I could tell the boomer had no friends in his youth the way he was yelling at us

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Boomers were out playing sports and fricking the cheerleaders who were thin, pretty and didn't spend their lives on social media because it (and smartphones) hadn't even been invented yet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you're a boomer you should be worried about your pension and childrens' college education, not Betty Sue from high school

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Boomers were out playing sports and fricking the cheerleaders who were thin, pretty and didn't spend their lives on social media because it (and smartphones) hadn't even been invented yet.

          >me and the boys just finished benching
          >all head to change room
          >vibez, chillin, posin in front of the mirror
          >generally enjoying each other's camraderie
          >homeless boomer walks in
          >starts ranting at my friend near the mirror
          >tell the lads, lets bounce & report his ass
          >tell front desk staff they're sleeping & another homeless dude wandered in
          >give us all a free month of gym tim
          I could tell the boomer had no friends in his youth the way he was yelling at us

          Are we talking about 70yo boomers or 30yo boomers or 25yo boomers?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what theyre doing is based ngl. inflated ego. much better than body dysmorphia

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Uh ok anon thanks for the lame story I guess?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >gay-text

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >be wagie, work the front desk at the local planet fitness
      >just finished giving a regular a muscle milk, shooting the shit with the coworkers
      >gaggle of gay boys approach my desk
      >they harass my mates and complain about some brooding otterbod "spooking" the guests
      >renew the groups subscriptions as a complementary "stfu"
      >otterbod continues to stare at guests
      >never uses anything other than legpress

      why are you frickers like this

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't workout barefoot in his garage while watchng Weathernewslive

    NGMI tbh ne!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tranime obsessed homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >has a bf
      Why would I watch an absolute prostitute of a human?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We get it you skinnyfat millenial DYEL piece of shit. You got mogged.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's actually because you guys grew up using phones so you use them double the amount everyone else does, but yes get all fricking pissy, he's not even interested in the thread topic he just wanted to make some shit up so he could post an ass, you dense stupid mother fricker

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As if millenials didn't grew up with phones. You fricks have no idea what you're talking about.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not him bro but I didn't get a flip phone till I was 12 and didn't know what a smart phone was till I was in my late teens.
          Yuuup mighty morphing power rangers and two stupid dogs were greattt yup

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lanky Weak twink zoomer

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never seen this ever. Work out at the y or Jcc

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I actually don't mind this. Having a recreational interest in bodybuilding always made me feel kinda weird to normal people so seeing younger guys behave like this makes me feel relatively secure and normal

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bunda sexo

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do I get a girlfriend who is built like this. There are tons of them on my campus but I have no fricking idea how to approach. I’m a STEMgay btw.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      uhhhh saying
      >what's up
      Holy shit man even as a virgin I at least know you need to have balls and just say hi to figure out if they'll give you the time of day or just to move on to her friend.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >me: what's up?
        >her: hi
        ok... now what???

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          then you guage her 'hi,' with either being cold and moving on or warm then you continue with some stupid shit just to continue the convo.

          You really think girls DON'T know what a random guy going up to her and saying hi means?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck finding one that is built like this AND isn’t a filthy prostitute posting shit like this all over the internet

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should have sucked them all off

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do zoomers not realize how fricking gay they are? I walked into a small 1 toilet/ 1 urnial bathroom and there were like 6 of them crowded in there staring at themselves and commenting on each other in the mirror. They're all like women.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >there were like 6 of them crowded in there staring at themselves and commenting on each other in the mirror. They're all like women
      Sounds like the /cbt/? Do you also complain about that?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone complains about /cbt/. Full of a bunch of closeted homos and narcissist. And gobu

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The present is now old man. Your time to make it passed a while ago

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The most annoying guy at ny gym is this one weird gen x guy with a Polnareff-esque flattop. He's mostly harmless but you can tell he gets off on weirding people out. Granted I avoid going to the gym during peak high schooler hours

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day ZOOMER SCUM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's over for you old man. Time to leave this board and stick to non-physical hobbies like vidya and tabletop games

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They’re mostly gay and weak

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    didnt think itd be this easy bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wait until it happens the 5th time, the 10th time and the 20th time, and you'll realize how little it really means

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i already realize that cause its the 10th time with this chick and im already bored

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no i mean with different chicks. its a great moment of disillusionment when you realize how easy it is to get a woman to want you, let alone love you. women are literally moronic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        just don't be a prostitute
        >problem solved

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do you make the first move?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        be seen by women then wait for one of them to regularly look at you for more than what seems normal then talk to them, u can be as autistic as u want brother

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wtf that's actually good advice.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >wait for one of them to regularly look at you for more than what seems normal then talk to them
          ive been waiting for years. i do have an ugly face though, that could be it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >just wait 2 more weeks, they'll look
          not as easy for us uggo guys : (

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > lust provoking image
    > irrelevant time wasting question
    kys bruh!

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >in front of all the mirrors like they're on stage
    For them, the whole world's a stage. Social media did this

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I went to a university gym because it's near me and I want to frick 18yos and the zoomers in the gym were talking about how they think trad marriage is good and they wouldn't date a bawd because she has brain issues.

    I think these threads are made by people who don't go outside.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so what? most of em are harmless and feels good to see how far you have gone compared to the skinny goblins

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bruh, POV you're rating my routine:
    >1x5 deadasslifts
    >3x5 atg squats for da gyat
    >3x8 no cap bench
    >3x8 row sesh
    >3x12 ong skullcrushers
    >3x12 vibecurls
    >2xF fr facepulls til i got that dawg in me
    >2x12 standing (on business) calf raise
    >2x12 wrist curls (reverse hits different)

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gen X boomers are worse than any zoomer

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's not too bad all things considered.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Into the woodchipper

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't have any friends
    self callout post, go be pathetic and smelly quietly in the corner like you belong freakazoid

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