Gymcels can't fight

how do you cope with the fact, that a random manlet that trains muay thai for a few months could easily beat you in a fight - regardless of how much you bench or how muscular you look?

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont start fights and if someone is trying to start shit with me these days I just walk away. Literally nothing to gain and everything to lose from fighting randoms

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      tits or gtfo

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have top 1% physique and almost a mil in investments, not gonna risk serious bodily harm or legal fees. I fought whoever in college but you gotta grow up eventually

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still not seeing those tits princess.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            *unsheathes glock*

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're already knocked out when you reach for your gun. Guns are not for close combat unless already in your hand.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                not that guy but you are a mega retard

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                the real world isn't your favourite martial arts anime you gigantic gay

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >steps backwards while unsheathing gun
                Heh nothin personnel bror
                *BANG*

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you’re already knocked out when you reach for the gun

                Jesus christ you sound like the biggest fucking virgin on this board. Please get some bitches on your dick

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This guy is 100% correct, no cap. When our rifles jammed (approx. 100% of CQC engagements), we used our famous Under Water Knife Fighting techniques instead, there's really no point wasting time drawing a sidearm. Few guys tried that and got knocked out; in the end, we just left pistols in the armory.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmfao

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your statement isn’t as wrong as some of the retards that replied would think. Depending on the distance, if you are already only feet apart you may be able to get to a person with a handgun before they can draw or within a range in which they can’t use it. It is obviously disadvantageous, but has happened multiple times, even on video. But striking against someone with a firearm is even less likely too involve you winning that fight. So you’re mostly retarded but there is still some truth to it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean youd have to literally 1 hit ko them or hit them so hard they somehow drop the gun because if you dont they other guy doesn't even need to take proper aim to hit someone that close.

            • 4 months ago
              Sage

              >gun
              >sheath
              Bruh

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Unsheathes
              Holy cringe

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post bussy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not if the fight is forced upon you.
      ?tag=12
      https://twitter.com/activeasian/status/1574411588689281024

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pussy talk

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow someone beats you in a thing they do a lot and you don't do at all. What an incredible revelation this changes everything! "pulls out a gun"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not being trained in lifting, fighting, and gunfu

      And a 250lbs linebacker who's used to getting hit will toss the little fagjitsu manlet and crush his bones even with no fight training.
      When I took karate, I once held the focus mitt for some 110lbs female black belt. Her bests hits were like a fly swatter.
      When she held the mitt for me, my punch sent her backwards and then she gave the mitt to someone else lol.
      Her punches had good form tho.

      Eastern trad martial arts are all memes. Yeah sure you can learn some decent kicks from TKD, but the hand strikes are trash because
      >muh no hits to the face
      If the instructor is some old gay with a belly or wears sweatpants, he knows nothing

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    And a 250lbs linebacker who's used to getting hit will toss the little fagjitsu manlet and crush his bones even with no fight training.
    When I took karate, I once held the focus mitt for some 110lbs female black belt. Her bests hits were like a fly swatter.
    When she held the mitt for me, my punch sent her backwards and then she gave the mitt to someone else lol.
    Her punches had good form tho.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And a 250lbs linebacker who's used to getting hit will toss the little fagjitsu manlet and crush his bones even with no fight training.
      Nope.

      >Her punches had good form tho.
      Then they would have hurt you through the pads.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A champion MMA fighter wins a bar fight.
        Well no shit.
        OP is about a training for a few months. I actually expected some fag to post this video as a reply to me kek

        >Then they would have hurt you through the pads.
        No. Certainly not enough to stop me from beating her up

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >champion MMA fighter
          No lol.
          Cute cope though.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yeah I've got that video anon.
        >webm too large for fit:

        [...]

        >A champion MMA fighter wins a bar fight.
        Well no shit.
        OP is about a training for a few months. I actually expected some fag to post this video as a reply to me kek

        >Then they would have hurt you through the pads.
        No. Certainly not enough to stop me from beating her up

        They were not champion mma fighters you sperg. They wrestled in highschool.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >And a 250lbs linebacker who's used to getting hit will toss the little fagjitsu manlet and crush his bones even with no fight training.
          Nope.

          >Her punches had good form tho.
          Then they would have hurt you through the pads.

          Probably the most satisfying video I've seen in a while, you can tell the football Chads are used to humiliate "inferior" people and thought these were just another pair of subhuman manlets they could just step on and laugh about it afterwards.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's because you're a dumbass bitter gay who got cut from the JV team as a senior. The kid from Oklahoma was a stud and it showed. A trained fighter attacked him completely unexpectedly and he held his own and protected himself surprisingly well for having no training, being shitfaced drunk, and again, being taken completely by suprise. He could have and would have easily beaten the shit out of the guy if they had fought on anything approaching equal terms. Beligerent MMA gays btfo.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Most likely a case of obnoxious insecure manlets starting shit with the big guys because all manlets constantly have to go around 'proving themselves" to normal sized humans.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. The Oklahoma kid was trying to deescalate the situation and this belligerent gay attacks him without warning trying to get a cheap and easy knockout except the guy he attacked was so far superior to him it didn't work and ended with the football player neither knocked out or subdued. He won the fight to the extent possible, meaning he survived a complete suprise attack.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. The Oklahoma kid was trying to deescalate the situation and this belligerent gay attacks him without warning trying to get a cheap and easy knockout except the guy he attacked was so far superior to him it didn't work and ended with the football player neither knocked out or subdued. He won the fight to the extent possible, meaning he survived a complete suprise attack.

                Except he didn't. He tried to choke him out and failed. Because he was physically weaker and exhausted and couldn't capitalize on every possible advantage.

                Why do you guys make up stuff on the internet? Are you bored and just seeing what you can get away with?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Either a disingenuous fag or completely blind, manlet was hurt and bleeding and the footballfags kept escalating by insulting him, they probably got what they deserved for the first time in their lives, hope they learned some humility and not to treat apparently weaker people like shit for the sake of it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        best thing is they got away scot free too since the nfl fags iniated the fight

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This "fight" was total bullshit and proves exactly the opposite of what you're trying to say. #1 that dude wasn't a linebacker he was a wide receiver, the smallest guy on the field. #2 even then he was able to take an unprotected sucker punch to the face and still didn't get knocked out. #3 in spite of his opponent being obviously trained in combat sports, having the element of complete suprise, he still was able to protect himself to the point he didn't get choked or knocked out. #4 he was completely wasted. In a fair fight (i.e. he knew he was in a fight before it started, and wasnt trashed) he would have beat the shit out of that guy. Because he's a superior athlete. Also, again that's the smallest fucking dude on the football field. Try that shit against a lineman, tight end, or linebacker and he'd have gotten wrecked like the weak overcompensating manlet he is.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >b-b-but he didn't even get one punch ko'd like he's fighting mike tyson
          cope

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The cope is "oh this one football stud that fucks girls I can only jerk off thinking about got totally beat up in a totally disadvantageous drunken bar fight therefore I could beat up a D1 linebacker because muh martial arts".

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Except he didn't get beat up. Other than that 1 unprotected unexpected unprovoked punch to the face that almost blinded him the supposedly badass fighter had nothing. Because he was physically inferior, which is probably why he is insecure and overcompensating by attacking his unsuspecting betters.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he had nothing
                except his back where he could literally murder him by asphyxiation if he wanted to.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Except he didn't. He tried to choke him out and failed. Because he was physically weaker and exhausted and couldn't capitalize on every possible advantage.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This post reeks of coping and seething.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This post reeks of coping and seething.

                This is literally cope. You will get your ass beat if you don't know how to fight. If you've never been in a fight before, you will be shocked after getting punched in the face.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree 100%.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've been in multiple fights. I've been punched in the face plenty of times. I've been in fights where I've been outnumbered and outgunned and being able to retreat without being beaten unconscious is a victory. I've also wrestled and sparred with trained fighters and what matters most is size, strength, and athleticism. Mma training does not negate these advantages in a fight, especially when the differences are large and fake videos like the one linked above purporting to show this to be false are bullshit upon any serious examination.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being really big will enable you to take down opponents better trained than you who are much smaller than you, but there is a limit. BJJ and Muay Thai are pretty serious martial arts. If you spend a few years training, you will be able to take down opponents twice your size.

                Here's a video of a highly skilled martial artist taking down a man twice his size.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fedor is a legend but this literally shows Choi negating and reversing his take downs through sheer strength and size. Technique eventually won after some bad positions and big shots.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              is he your boyfriend? Why are you calling him a stud and fantasizing about him fucking girls.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              are you a literal gay? You see a football player and your brain immediately goes to the thought of them laying pipe.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >unprecedented sucker punch
          wtf are you talking about?
          >didn't get knocked out or choked
          have you ever been slammed before??

          I can't believe you wrote all that nonsense without even knowing what this video was about.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I never said unprecedented you illiterate gay. Unprotected. Meaning he had his hands down, didn't know he was in a fight and the dude punched him as hard as he could in the face, then while he was stunned from that slammed him to the ground. And he still was able to protect himself after that. It was really impressive.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh sorry I'm a little sleep deprived.
              >didn't know he was in a fight
              Oh you're still retarded. This is downright wrong. I'd link you the story but I'm lazy and I don't think you deserve me taking 10
              seconds to find the story and link it here for you. I doubt you'd even read it, anyway.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've read the story and watched the video multiple times. The lesson is the exact opposite of what seething gays online who celebrate it think it is.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >didn't know he was in a fight
              >And he still was able to protect himself after that.
              >It was really impressive.
              This is KGB-tier bold-faced lying. The football players got ragdolled and dominated until the manlets felt like the situation was defused, and then they left. Are you a friend of the football player or something??

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The manlet launched a suprise attack and inspite of having the advantage of suprise was unable to end the fight quickly or at all. He tired out and the football player was still in control of himself. That's impressive. The dude is a world class athlete and can take a punch. I'm not his friend but i have respect for that. A lesser man would have gotten knocked the fuck out.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                He didn’t launch a surprise attack they were beefing and the football player pushed him and the Manlet fucked bum up

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                wipe your mouth off you got some cum dribbling down the side of it

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you keep repeating yourself after I tell you that you're wrong? Are you an NPC or something? The football player punched him in the face earlier, hence him touching his nose, and the football player's friend pushes his friend. Immediately before the punch, the guy says to his friend "Which one do you want to take? I'll take the one on the left."

                gays like you are so insufferable, holy shit. This is like Facebook suburban-mom tier NPC nonsense repetition.

                You can just watch the fucking video for yourself you lazy stupid cunt. It takes like 60 seconds to watch and you're here taking an hour to post lies about it AFTER I keep informing you that you're wrong. What the fuck is wrong with you?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lies. What the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you have to lie? The dude was trying to deescalate and had his hands down. Clearly he didn't think he was in a fight.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >punch guy in the face
                >stay screaming in his face
                >your friend pushes his friend
                >"de-escalation"
                Seriously, what is wrong with you? Can you just admit you're the football player's friend or something?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I'll admit I'm an ex-college athlete so I dont have a seething jealousy of successful athletes so I don't need to fabricate elaborate stories about them losing fights. I can look at this objectively which apparently you can't even after having it spelled out for you. So just go ahead and seethe.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Football or lacrosse?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Basketball. Power forward.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                omg you're a lanky moron. no wonder. wow could have saved me a lot of time.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i don't know the basic facts of a story, so i can look at it objectively

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                All your facts are made up. I watched the video of the actual fight.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Name the facts and describe why they're wrong in detail, please, so everyone in this thread believes you.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok. I'll try to use small words. Facts surrounding Spencer Jones getting jumped in a bathroom proving fighters cam easily beat up D1 football players:

                1.) The football players in question were a wide receiver and a place kick holder.
                2.) These are the smallest weakest football players.
                3.) Spencer Jones tells the belligerent trained mma fighter Brown to get the fuck out of here, trying to avoid a fight, because.
                a.) He's an honor roll student on a full ride athletic scholarship at a prestigious college with a lot to lose fighting worthless broke ass mma bums.
                b.) Had no criminal record or history of violence.
                c.) Has his hands down at his sides at the beginning of the "fight".

                4.) Brown sucker punches him. Meaning he punched him as hard as he could without any warning before Spencer had a chance to defend himself.

                5.) He immediately follows this up with a takedown and tries to pound and choke Spencer out.

                6.) In spite of being blind in one eye, taking multiple unprotected punches to the face and being slammed on the ground Jones is able to regain a defensive position and protect himself from being choked or beaten unconscious.

                7.) That he was able to do this was a testament to his strength, athleticism, stamina, and toughness.

                8.) This video does not at all prove that mma fighters are superior to D1 football players at fighting.

                9.) It shows a trained fighter, taking on the weakest type of D1 football player, cheating, and the fight still ending in a draw.

                10.) People that get some kind of vicarious thrill watching this are seething bitter losers.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ok. I'll try to use small words
                >writes a wall of text
                actually laughed out loud

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >many words not small hurr durr

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                usually when someone tries to dumb something down, they don't write an indented synopsis of a fist fight. that was just too funny. if this is your example of explaining something easy I would hate to see what explaining something professionally is.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you know the difference between "big words" and "many words' you retarded chink moron garden gnome?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                you spent a BIG time writing MANY WORDS

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didnt write that you retarded queer

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                wow an honor roll student!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ending in a draw

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't remember seeing this Law and Order episode.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >in someone's face screaming at them to GTFO while punching and pushing them
                >de-escalation

                >warning someone you are going to punch them, then punching them
                >sucker punch

                >defensive position
                >sprawled on the floor defenseless, eventually stop getting beat because the other person walks away

                >1 person almost lost an eye, other person suffered 0 damage
                >fight ends in a draw

                Damn moron it took you like an hour to write all that?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you lie? It was his place kicker holder buddy, (who is literally on the field for the sole purpose of catching a 14 oz football and holding it in place with his index finger, not exactly Mr. Badass) pushes Brown.

                Just try to think about this in the context of someone who you are not insanely jealous of. Imagine, I don't know, your friend or cousin or something.
                >goes to the bar with his buddies.
                >His friend is wasted and has some words with some belligerent mma dumbass who has already been in a fight that night.
                >friend goes to the bathroom
                >your cousin sees several dudes follow his friend into the bathroom
                >oh shit
                >goes into the bathroom after them
                >they're about to beat his friends ass and videotape it but hesitate because he's there now
                >cousin says "get the fuck out of here" trying to get them to leave. Really really really doesn't want to fight in the bathroom of some shitty bar with some random dumb ass. Just doesn't want his friend to get killed.
                >your cousins friend sees bloody mma fighter #1 getting ready to clock your cousin so he tries to push him away
                >bloody mma fighter smashes his fist into your cousins face when he isn't expecting it at all and had his hands down.
                >immediately follows that up with a take down and ground and pound.
                >lands probably 5 punches before your cousin knows what's happening.
                >your cousin somehow manages to not get knocked out, choked out, and/or beaten/stomped to death in these circumstances.
                >in fact the only serious damage he has is from the first punch which was frankly a cheap shot.
                >Then everybody on the internet gloats about it for years about what a pussy your cousin is.

                Try to separate your envy and bitterness from the situation and analyze it objectively.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                just say you want to fuck him, half the motherfuckers on this board are flaming homosexuals anyways.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would be thrilled if Spencer Jones married my daughter. Those gay mma fighters that jumped him are scum and can burn in hell.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >jumped him
                Please show evidence they jumped him, including an assault charge.
                Please DO NOT show evidence that their altercation was a mutual combat situation, as shown above. That would contradict you (like the evidence actually does).

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                See, you don't even know the basic fact that the guy who got pushed wasn't the guy who had the bloody nose. This would be obvious to anyone who spent 60 seconds watching the video. I have no idea what your obsession with this event (which you haven't even spent 60 seconds to research) is. It's so bizarre. Truly the most bizarre thing I've seen on IST for this half of the year.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                the guy that punched Jones wipes his nose before he punches him. Brown claimed to have a bloody nose before the altercation and asserted that as evidence of his "self defense" when fundraising to pay his medical bills to repair his torn bicep (oh wait I thought he was totally unscathed). Seems like you're the one who doesn't know shit about this.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >getting your orbital bone pulverized while the opponent takes 0 damage is a draw
                lmao ok, keep coping

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy fuck, I thought you might be trolling but you're actually retarded or gay and in love with the football mongoloids

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muay thai = fagjitsu
      >karate being a high-intensity combat martial art
      >punching a 110lb female with strength instead of focusing on technique
      This ridiculous post is all over the place. You definitely have some mental issues.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you see, you can do both technique and strength at the same time.
        I guess you only have one of those and I doubt its strength,
        When did I say karate was a "high intensity combat martial art", whatever that even mean.
        You martial arts cels need to get over yourselves.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >When did I say karate was a "high intensity combat martial art"
          lol'ing at this ESL post. The entire point is that it's not. That's why you battering a 110lb girl makes it all the more ridiculous, you fat autist.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The whole point of this gay ass thread is that training and technique beat sheer strength.
            If a black belt with perfect technique is too weak to through a damaging blow then he/she/xer is fucked in a fight.
            Meanwhile someone who benches 3 plates can push the martial arts cel hard enough to bounce him off the pavement to concussionville.
            No technique required.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >black belt with perfect technique
              >bounce him off the pavement
              It's a 110 pound female in karate LOL. Kids get black belts at like 12 in karate. Hahaha wtf are you even trying to say??

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didnt use the words karate or female in that post at all.
                I said black belt and martial art.
                And if size and strength dont count in a fight, then 12 yo black belts with a few years training should be able to go around beating up olympic powerlifters.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                wtf is this dude talking about

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This thread is about how size and strength dont matter in a fight to martial arts cel with a few months training.
                I give an example of how one black belt is too weak to throw a damaging punch.
                You sperg out with excuses
                >b but but you were hitting too hard
                >b but but karate isnt high intensity enough
                >b but but any 12 yo kid can be a black belt
                >y you must be fat
                >d dude y you dont make any sense, you must be an ESL moron
                The mental state of martial arts cels

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are talking about children fighting adults, you are clearly the one with Asperger's.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one was talking about kids until you brought up 12 yo black belts as some excuse as to why some martial arts experts arent strong enough to win a fight.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >3 years of training karate as a child
                >expert at karate
                What a stupid thing to say. Why are you even in this thread if you don't know anything about martial arts?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy shit you're still triggered.
                You're a weak little gay who couldnt fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you fight?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not triggered at all. I'm pointing out that calling a black belt an "expert of karate" is absurd. Especially after I already informed you that 12 year olds can get black belts in karate. You seem to be really confused and slightly delirious.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont really give a shit about the differences between various kinds of karate. Its like 2 NLF fans arguing about which team is better. No one cares.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >various kinds of karate
                lmao you must be high as balls right now, you're on another planet and my messages must be getting garbled from sender to reader.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                See, normal people dont care about your chinky fighting bullshit and just call all martial arts "karate" for simplicity's sake.
                No one cares that the karate you do is called judo or whatever.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's ok my man you can admit you don't know anything about martial arts and you're also currently high as balls. No one here will judge you for it. I mean we've been chatting the whole day, you can open up a little bit.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever you say, karate fag.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't do karate I do judo.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Judo wrestling is a particularly lame kind of karate.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Olympic powerlifters
                SSC

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              any striking art with a belt system is useless in a fight context anyways. Karate and TKD have a couple techniques you could use in full contact but they have no idea how to use their hands and no one's throwing a wheel kick in self-defense. Either way the karatefag could just do their gay little dance around a bodybuilder and it's not like the bodybuilder is gonna get to them unless they're in an enclosed space. No one wins.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >flexing about heeming a 110lbs woman
      lmao the absolute state

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And a 250lbs linebacker who's used to getting hit will toss the little fagjitsu manlet and crush his bones even with no fight training.
      This, as anyone with combat training is already aware of. The manlet has to keep such distance as to allow the linebacker to easily disengage if he wants to, otherwise he's getting grabbed and raped.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >throws hands up in a sissy flinch
    >no don't hit me
    WTF is that tardo doing
    Should be
    >get under that leg and give the kicking tardo a heave and or leg sweep
    > kick tard goes down
    > fights over

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah just reach under the persons shin coming directly for your head, this cannot possibly go wrong

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        > t. Untrained faglet

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Going to get kicked in the head the first time he fights someone

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Manlet cover on the ground trying to breathe but he cant

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he’s leaning back to dodge the kick dumbass

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't imagine getting in a fight. I am way too successful and have way too much to lose.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I train martial arts as well, so yeah...

    How do you feel to not be able to save people who are laying under some heavy stuff and need help to get rescued, while you are to weak to lift heavy things?
    Thats something that I acutally encountered. Some heavy shelf fall onto some people in a super market and thanks to me and 2 other strong-looking dudes, we were able to save those people

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the_mountain_vs_connor_mcgreggor.mp4

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I need to know how to fight? Fighting is for the poor and racial minorities

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not coping with it, I'm focusing on weight training for the next couple years until I hit some strength and size goals, and then I'm switching to a combat sport as my primary form of exercise.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    These professional “fighters” never fail to make me laugh yeah you may train 10 hours a day but you’re 5’3 130 pounds. I’ve never thrown a punch in my life but could kick there as just because I’m 6’3 215 pounds

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its all dyel manlet cope

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Taking jujitsu as a 200 pound chad redpilled me on this. Only the sensei and people my own size can tap me, I break out of everyone else's holds.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The martial arts cels will now tell you all kinds of bullshit about how your instructors must suck, you're not sparring fair etc.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am 200 pounds and have been stuck in the half guard of a small female blue belt when I was a newish white belt. She wasn't going for submissions or anything, or at least she wasn't able to get them. I'm a blue belt now. One of my coaches now is a purple belt, maybe 170 lbs, and he can easily throw me around in butterfly guard. Another one of my coaches is a brown belt, maybe 155 lbs, and boy he is a slippery slippery worm. I have never been tapped by a white belt (as a blue belt), no matter their size or strength.

          I think even a stronger 200 pound man can easily get BTFO by a female purple belt or above in BJJ. And definitely, easily, by lighter male purple belts and above. That's what I've seen in my time.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Itt: martial art-lets coping

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you cope with the fact I could just shoot you?
    Reminder Brazilian Jiu-jitsu world champ Leandro Lo was shot dead after a bar fight a month ago.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    F

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t care

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This simply isn't true. A few months of martial arts training is not enough to overcome a large reach, strength, and size advantage. More importantly, there is a wide distribution of natural athleticism and reaction times across people. Someone who has more reach, is stronger, and is a much more gifted athlete might be able to beat someone who puts lots of time into training martial arts.

    I have trained various martial arts for years and I don't go around with the asinine assumption that I can beat anyone up, particularly because what I did for boxing isn't perfect preparation for dealing with unpredictable situations that might involve multiple people.

    Second, endurance and speed/power are huge advantages in martial arts. You can definetly do a lot of prep and light sparring at a McDojo and still be out of shape and has in a real fight very quickly.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is resistance really important in a street fight? They're usually over in a matter of seconds.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also, size does matter. A lot. It's just that human beings generally don't vary that much in size. Valuev didn't become a world champion because of his amazing boxing skills. He had mediocre competition for his era and was a decent high end amateur/low level pro boxer skills wise who happened to be able to perform to that level while being seven feet tall and 335lbs. It was the huge weight, reach, and power advantages being an ogre gave him that let him win.

      Obviously at a certain size a regular person could beat the shit out of Tyson because Tyson will be like a 5 year old to them. It's just that humans don't vary this much in size without major health problems. But a healthy 13 foot tall, 1,200 pound giant could just pick Tyson up and tear an arm off.

      Realistically, no one gets big enough that most people will become like kids to them, so advantage is a trade-off between skill, endurance, chin, speed, etc.

      I've had harder times with taller, bigger guys who are a few months in, but we're always good athletes in other sports than guys who had been training for years.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        BTW, for a classic example that really is a perfect metaphor for Italy's entire experience in World War II, being totally shit at everything, there is this boxing match they set up.

        Italy has a reigning champ, so for propaganda purposes they decided he would fight a captured black South African. The fight was supposed to show the superiority of the Italian race or whatever.

        The South African dude had never fought and was forced to fight, but he did have a size advantage. This was supposed to help play up the superiority of the Italians, that their smaller guy could beat this untrained nobody I guess.

        Well, the fight started how you'd think it would, with the pro boxer landing all the punches. Just like Italy with its huge manpower and equipment advantage began BTFOing Greece. And then just like Greece they shit the bed, with the South African landing a haymaker and knocking the Italian boxer unconscious. JUST.

        Italy not even being able to win rigged fights is prime Italy in both World Wars lol.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is still less embarrassing than having like 35 battles of the Isonzo where you take like 2 million casualties impaling yourself on like a third of the Austrian army, a state that has literally disintegrated partway through the war. Trieste should be Austrian just out of shame.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Austria lost

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >source: the dinkleberries around my ass

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I heard about it in Hastings' Inferno, but it's easy to find references to the story because it is hilarious. https://insideandoutsidetheropes.wordpress.com/2019/03/30/world-war-ii-a-plan-to-showcase-italian-superiority-is-dealt-a-knockout-blow/

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >written by Ed Cheng
              >no evidence of the event happening
              >"i'm sure the film was destroyed"
              btw I'm assuming you've never boxed in your life. please correct me if that's wrong.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                IDK, I trust Hastings', one of the biggest WWII historians and per reviewed journals to get the facts right more than the fact that this apparently triggers your feel feels. https://academic.oup.com/histres/article-abstract/74/186/425/5627878

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't read this article, but it looks like you have no actual evidence of this event and you also have never boxed in your life (if you did, you would know why I keep saying this). So I'm safely going to say that this event never happened lol.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do I have the B reel for some event Italy tried to memory hole 81 year ago? No. It's mentioned in chapter 5, part III, of Inferno, which I'm still, by a well regardless scholar of the era.

                Anyhow, the whole point is that it's unbelievable. But then again, so is an army with an absolutely overwhelming vehicle, tank, air craft, and manpower advantage getting BTFO by a country of just 7 million. That's why it's perfectly emblematic of Italy.

                I don't think it's at all a common thing. And yeah, I boxed for about two years and then after I moved did kick boxing at an MMA focused gym. Then I switched to TKD as I got more concerned about injuries and having my noggin bounced around, and eventually embraced my inner nerd and did fencing for a bit (fun sport but kids and older guys with pony tails are your only competition).

                You should bear in mind that "pro" sports were a lot less professional 80 years ago as well. Today, genetic outliers become pros because a huge swath of the population can at least try sports. Depression era southern Europe, kids were working much more often and didn't have anything like the resources people do today.

                If you want something else you won't believe, and amateur US hockey team (so guys not even in the minors) played the USSR team in the 1980 Olympics. The Soviet team was full time pros and had just rolled the NHL All Star team five wins to one. The USA won and got to play for (and win) the gold.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Heh I know about that event for sure. That's a great point about sports, and perhaps boxing, too. I'm not much of a history buff so I don't know about the history of boxing, but I could believe that it wasn't quite professional 80 years ago. I still am not convinced that that event happened, but of course it's just one of those things where there's no evidence except hearsay (reputable hearsay or not) and you could go either way with it.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              i thought ur story was real but then google said that Primo the boxer guy was 6'6 so how the fuck can he be the little guy to the 6'3 african? wtf is ur story

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well yeah, a large in-shape soldier can knock any guy out with a good hit. If someone doesn't approach a fight seriously and leaves themself open to a lucky shit, then those 1:1000 things can certainly happen.

          This has happened with professional soldiers during the era of melee combat as well. Rome lost an entire we'll drilled, experienced legion to a bunch of garden gnomes with rocks and sticks because they were whipped up into a religious fervor, while the Romans didn't take the battle seriously. 20,000 diseased and starving Crusaders who had eaten many of their horses routed a Seljuk host twice their size after they got whipped up by having found the Spear of Destiny. Or there is pic related (lol). Alexander's successors really let things go to shit. Also two Phantoms without full arms taking off as a bunch of MiG-21s bomb the runway, resulting in a 28 vs 2 where 8 MiGs get shot down.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I heard about it in Hastings' Inferno, but it's easy to find references to the story because it is hilarious. https://insideandoutsidetheropes.wordpress.com/2019/03/30/world-war-ii-a-plan-to-showcase-italian-superiority-is-dealt-a-knockout-blow/

          >he takes weird little humiliating anecdotes shoehorned into a History written by the victors at face value
          You cannot possibly be serious.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Historians need to make up shit to disgrace Italy in WWII
            There was a joke in 1940 popular in Berlin where a general comes in to Hitler's office and says: "Mien Furher, the Italians have entered the war!"

            "The Italians?," says Hitler, "well send one division, that should be enough to deal with them."

            "No mien Further, it is much worse, they have entered on our side."

            "In the case, send 20 divisions."

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can’t believe that pic isn’t shopped
        Wish that was an mma fight

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much yeah. countless people train "mma" for years and are barely any better than when they started. shit instructor, no application/inconsistent attendance, they hardly spar, unproductive sparring etc. all factor into it.

      unless you regularly spar and spar hard none of this shit is going to help you, and definitely not enough to overcome someone bigger and stronger

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        who does mma for years and doesn't spar? I've never in my life heard of an mma gym that doesn't spar.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He said unproductive sparring, which is different than productive sparring.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's such a broad statement, it's up to you and your sparring partner to make sparring productive not the gym. I could choose to just brawl out all my rounds instead of trying to strike and it's going to ruin them for me and my partner. Light and hard sparring both have a place but if you aren't sparring with a purpose and are just there to give and take strikes obviously it's not very productive.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes and no. Your coaches should be deciding what kind of sparring sessions you're having. That's the point of them being coaches. I agree 100% with the last part of your post.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                depends on the gym I guess I'm from a gym with UFC guys but on sparring days we've got like 30 people on the mats and one coach that walks around telling us to stop hitting each other so hard. People in camp get the more focused and guided sparring that you're describing.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds like a pretty cool gym. Do you mean that's how it is just for open mats/sparring sessions or even at the end of classes, too?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's a grappling room with a huge mat for jiu jitsu and wrestling and a smaller room for striking and mma sparring. All striking classes (beginner, advanced, sparring) and mma sparring are hosted in the striking room and the grappling mats are for bjj and wrestling classes and open mats.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I should add that you generally have to test into sparring so we don't have any people that can't properly defend themselves on the mat

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    By looking in the mirror

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I DO NOT GO TO THE GYM NOR KNOW HOW TO FIGHT I JUST JOINED A SEPARATIST GROUP AND EAT LOTS AND PEOPLE DON’T FIGHT WITH ME APART FROM THE POLICE BUT THE BEST WAY TO SORT THEM OUT IS IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVES

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna try looking for some kind of martial arts school but I need glasses to see. Is there hope for me or do I have to take the contact lens pill?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      contact lenses get knocked out during sparring. I can't see my sparring partners face at all but I can see where their hands and legs are and that's enough.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some places are more fitness oriented, although not generally MMA places. Seen it more with kick boxing.

        But there are places where you can avoid any hard sparring. While light sparring is certainly useful, its not going to give you the timing for people actually trying to hit you hard. Although, in my experience there are always competitive guys who turn light sparring into hard sparring, but even they probably take it easy on the slob who isn't training seriously.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just pick him up and slam him. Your watermelon carry stance larping is fucking retarded and only works because you have rules to protect your ass. In a real fight anyone who trains will pick you up and slam you.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont lift to be better at fighting, i lift because i like getting stronger

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just do both. I do weightlifting 4x per week, and kickboxing on the 5th day.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'3

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >put 1000+ hours amateur fighting in mma sports center
    >W wo wow how do you cope manlet can beat you??
    I mean I hope they can or they wasting their fucking time.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sport centers in places like in Eastern Europe and Africa you can bet money on yourself and fight the biggest bro you see if you get your face smashed in owell.

    If random manlet does this and has dozens of fights under their belt I respect them if they kick my ass. I don't respect the mcdojo pussies in America that never actually fight.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. I'm bigger and weigh more. Combat sports have weight classes for a reason

    2. Fighting skill has next to 0 utility in daily life. I've needed it twice in the 30 years I've been alive. Both times over a decade ago. It's a hobby, just like lifting. It's rarely used and most fights end in under a few minutes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Martial arts make you pretty flexible and give you great mobility in general. Not to mention cardio. Not sure what your daily life looks like but I find all that pretty utile. It for sure is a hobby, though. Not sure what else you would think it is, frankly.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much do you think being strong matter versus being big for fighting? Obviously reach matters and height, but also just weighing more gives you an advantage in some cases.

    Because I've seen some freakishly strong guys that are not very big. A guy at my gym regularly dips 225 (5pl8) and probably weighs like 170. Not even a manlet either, he isn't that big. And I've seen him pull over 5pl8, and do one armed pull ups, which I know isn't much but IST standards, but I've seen very few people pull that much at all, and most are bloat lords.

    With power lifters, you have guys who are 155 benching 450lbs. But how much does that really transfer into striking force? I would assume it is more important for grappling, because a guy who can lunge 350 can get one leg under them and get themself up with someone on top of them provided they have enough balance and aren't at too much of a disadvantage.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      being freakishly strong for a certain weight class has it's advantages and disadvantages. If you look at a small muscular hobbit man like Michael Chandler he is very explosive and can easily KO people and pick them up and slam them, however he doesn't have very good cardio and fades in the later rounds due to his muscle mass. If he lands clean it's generally lights out or at least a knockdown though.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you the dyel who wears a sleeveless hoodie who spends 30 minutes punching and kicking a bag that I lol at while doing cardio at the LA fitness in newport

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're just mad I'm an ultimate fighter and you aren't

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doing 30 minutes of cardio inside of a gym
      >living in newport
      Your life is embarrassing.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    By having a gun

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont care, i look better and carry a gun

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i don't care what you think
    >NOTHING can beat size and strength
    >it doesn't matter how much training you do
    >there is nothing you can do to beat size and str-ACK

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the simple fact of the matter is that size and strength are the primary determinants of who wins fights
    >how much you do MMA or whatever won't ever change that
    >an untrained bigger person will always beat a smaller person, trained or not
    >there is no room for debate in this discu-ACK

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot athleticism you straw man goal post moving gay. Sure a big fat unathletic person that happens to be strong can be beaten by a smaller more athletic fighter. The point is college football players are big and fast and athletic and that's a combination mediocre ability cannot overcome through mma training.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, now that the "size and strength" retardation nonsense is settled, I wonder why people who don't train martial arts always post in threads about why martial arts don't work. Is it an inferiority complex? I mean, it takes an afternoon to go to any MMA gym and spar someone smaller than you, get your ass beat, get humbled, and learn. Why don't they take the time to do that instead of shitposting on IST? Such a weird thought process.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      so why do karate fags also lift weights, do push ups, pull ups etc if none of that matters?
      You're just taking time away from perfecting your karate chops.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what karatefags do but anyone serious about combat sports also does strength training to make their technique more effective. They are not mutually exclusive.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if none of that matters
        wtf are you talking about you retard? OBVIOUSLY size and strength matter, just like OBVIOUSLY training to fight makes you better at fighting. holy shit how stupid are you?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >size and strength doesnt matter when fighting a karate fag
          >of course karate fags train for size and strength, it makes them better fighters
          the mental state of karate fags

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who are you quoting? When you brought up the example of 12 year olds fighting olympians, did you think that was actually a good example?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know you're an ESL moron, but the 12 yo vs olympians was to show you how stupid you are for saying that karate black belts mean nothing because they are given to them at 12 years of age

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That example proves that point exactly, though.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's nice, karate fag.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree it was nice of you to show everyone how my point that 12 year olds with karate black belts can't beat olympians was a solid one. I'll be honest, I am confused by your sudden change in demeanor.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's nice, karate fag.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you, and you have become much nicer as well now. I hope I swayed you into believing the very simple fact that training to fight makes you a better fighter.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's nice, karate fag.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry you didn't get the praise you wanted ITT for punching a girl who was half your weight as hard as you could, making a scene at a dojo and everyone nervous to be around you, but I hope you learned something today about yourself.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's nice, karate fag.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                there is no way you are the same two anons arguing for hours about gay karate bullshit

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh it definitely is. I don't know what he has against karate specifically or why he thinks 12 year olds should fight adult olympians. But he is very interesting.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are both equally autistic and shitting up this thread that should be a source for laughing at retards. You are both retarded but there is nothing funny about your retardation.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >claiming that being better at fighting makes you a better fighter is "retarded" and "autistic"
                You realize you are the one who sounds retarded, right?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the karate bro you're arguing with you dumb gay

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am fully aware. I'm letting you know that, by calling my position that "training fighting makes you better at fighting" retarded, you are declaring a retarded opinion yourself.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not that person. You are retarded because you have spent the last 5 hours arguing with this dude about gay karate shit or whatever the fuck you're talking about. It doesn't even matter if you're right, you are a retarded gay. I am not the person you are arguing with, I am just dropping by to call you a retarded gay. Is this understood?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your command of the English language is astonishingly bad. Hurry up and leave the thread, then, bye bye.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you need to train everything if you don't want to be a coping little gay
    t. mma middleweight

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just pick any random object and use It as a weapon.
    If you are strong you should be able to even use large objects with ease.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    depends on weight difference, depends on strength difference, depends on skill difference, depends on style of fighting, even then it's impossible to predict with any certainty because a big dude can swing his arms and get lucky. These discussions are gay.

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >train at bjj gym
    >snapped ankle

    >train at Muay Thai gym
    >snapped ribs

    The biggest fight you will ever have is with Father Time. Every single day. Most the Muay Thai guys at least already had bad shoulders or bad knees in their 20’s. Picture the injuries you would accrue and how much worse once you get a bit older. Of course there’s stem cells, PRP, adrenochrome, etc if you’re rich enough but it’s not guaranteed.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >train at powerlifting gym
      >snapped vertebrae

      >train at crossfit gym
      >snapped neck

      >train at strongman gym
      >snapped femurs

      Yeah guys don't ever work out. I can't take care of my body and neither can a few guys I chatted to who I saw limping. Eating a good diet, sleeping 8 hours a day, and taking time off when you're overtrained is pretty much impossible in today's world.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bad shoulders
      >from muay thai
      No? You show me a guy with heemed shoulders in his 20s, and I'll show you a guy with either bad genetics or shit form. I don't care if he's professional

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are always complete fucking disasters.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      so is every thread on this anime pedo picture board

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because it's like people who drive cars arguing with people who drive scooters who have never seen cars in their life before about how fast cars can go.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a horribly convoluted analogy.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's because it's like fish arguing with dogs about swimming in the ocean.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why not just use the example given to you.
            >It's like people who specialize in fighting barehanded telling people who use guns how to protect themselves.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not really because they're not talking about how you should use martial arts (how you should use a gun), they're talking about size and strength somehow overriding everything like magic. Maybe:
              >it's like people who specialize in fighting barehanded telling people who use guns that bullets only work on small people

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >stop discussing things on a discussion board!
    Why are you here?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      To piss in your seething face.

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    And what if you do both? in general theres a much better payoff from being a generalist than a specialist.

    Unless your plan is to do that one thing for the rest of your days for one or another reason, good for you then.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing is, any lanky weaklet could simply pull a knife and stab you 15 times. As a person with something to lose, I'd never antagonize criminals with nothing to lose even if I trained muay thai 25 years

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The existence of weight categories tells you to shut up. Someone in a higher category could beat your ass senseless despite being less skilled. Someone in a high enough category wouldn't need any skill at all, they could just brute force your dumb ass.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Someone in a higher category could beat your ass senseless despite being less skilled.
      Only to a point, anon.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you forgot floyd vs jack paul

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Quotation marks
        Means the piece is fiction you fucking tool.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then why does saenchai keep clowning on heavy weights despite being around 60kg?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weight categories are for evenly matched fighters. The fucking YouTube shithead boxer has professional training and fights under his belt and lost to Floyd Mayweather who weighed 50lbs less than him and is old and came out of retirement for the fight because Floyd is a much better fighter.

      Last we forget lanket that the chosen one of manlets, David, BTFO the 9'8 mega lanket Goliath.

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think we can all agree on one thing...

    Judo is the best marital art for everything.

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't bench to fight people. I bench to bench.

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2021/03/viral-bathroom-fight-walker-brown-okalhoma-football-player-no-charges-filed

    No charges filed?? How could that be if the guy got sucker punched out of NOWHERE and mercilessly beaten (although the fight ended in a draw).

    >District attorney Greg Mashburn has decided not to pursue criminal charges, determining the altercation was “a mutual combat situation.”
    >“My office has decided that no criminal charges are appropriate as this appears to be a mutual combat situation in which both parties voluntarily engaged in a fist fight.”
    A mutual combat situation?? Voluntary engagement?? How is that possible if it was a RANDOM sucker punch??
    >The video shows Brown and Jones exchange words while a man behind Jones, presumably a friend or associate, steps forward and shoves Brown.
    What?? Someone shoved somebody? I thought the punch came out of nowhere!
    >Wiping blood from his nose, Brown gives a quick glance to a man standing next to him, later identified as his brother, Braden Brown. He then winds up and punches Jones in the face.
    A bloody nose?? How could that have happened? I thought there was 0 violence before this guy totally RANDOMLY SUCKER PUNCHED the football player!

    WHOA it's like when I take 5 seconds to read an article about something that happened I learn a ton more than if I just shitpost on IST for 8 hours ignoring all the facts carefully and tediously laid out to me by anons over and over again.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The guy spat on him which is assault.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh ok. If you're not lying, please show me the assault charge. I'll be waiting for you to prove you're not lying.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can't press charges for assault after you fight the person over it silly

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you spit on someone that is bodily harm which warrants defending yourself.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he just keeps repeating the same things over and over again with no proof

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              what proof do you want? do you not believe spitting on someone is assault?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still no proof

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're clearly malfunctioning, i'll attempt one more time to connect with you. let me put this under the pretense that i didn't even care to read what you previously wrote and just said that spitting on someone is assault and you are now telling me im wrong and need proof.

                what proof do you want?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >h-he assaulted him!
                >charges not even filed
                >both parties agree to not sue
                >random anon on imageboard is claiming he is the only one in the world who sees the truth (hasn't watched the video of the event though)

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                i dont really care lel

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah you do. You didn't convince anyone ITT that you were correct about anything, because you made pretty much everything you posted up. You still don't even know what a DA is. That's pretty sad.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah? quit talking to me then

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woah. I take back everything I ever said because of what a judge said. The criminal justice system is such a paragon of virtue and fairness and righteousness everything they do and say is basically the word of God. Jeez I feel retarded. A judge. Wow. I can't even. I mean if a judge says it was mutual you can't argue with that. The justice system never fails. It's just nothing but honesty and fairness 100% of the time.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        a district attorney isn't a judge. It never went to court, the district attorney decides if there is even grounds to file charges. If you can't even get past that step there is absolutely no grounds for a case. These are things you should know as an adult.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh man a DA. DAs are such wonderful people. Always do what's right. Never take the easy way out. They're even more virtuous than judges. If a DA says it was mutual you can be sure it was mutual. The video must have been doctored or something because it was basically a refereed boxing match in real life. The DA says so man.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            you didn't even know what a district attorney was until I told you. How do you have any opinions on them?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              He is black and went to college.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the videos I didn't watch must have been doctored because the outcome is something I didn't expect
            huh?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was sarcasm about the veracity of the DA dismissing charges.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >veracity
                lol that's the wrong time to use that word. i thought you knew how to use big words.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                DAs don't dismiss charges, charges were never filed. Also that's not how you use the word veracity, moron.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's related and I was typing fast. I dispute the veracity of the DAs claim that the combat was mutual.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still doesn't know what a DA does after an anon explicitly told him
                >still doesn't know that it wasn't a sucker punch after an anon explicitly told him
                Do you have anterograde amnesia?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        a district attorney isn't a judge. It never went to court, the district attorney decides if there is even grounds to file charges. If you can't even get past that step there is absolutely no grounds for a case. These are things you should know as an adult.

        Hahaha this moron doesn't even know how the law works but absolutely has opinions on it. Yeah "the man" has really made your cushy, college-educated full-ride-scholarship'd life SO hard.

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why learn to fight when you can master the blade?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because using a knife to defend yourself is a legal 'grey zone.' Unless you have clear footage of someone on top of you trying to kill you and you stab them in the chest a few times, you'll pretty be seen as some crazed attacker who was wielding a weapon for no reason besides to get into trouble. Just like how many gun carries on this board appear. However, a gun takes more "training" and "practice" and it's protected by the 2nd Ad. here in the states so it's not as frowned upon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What retards. I would've just pulled my gun out and tried to get away. That guy was so shocked after getting stabbed in the neck. People typically bleed out in just a couple minutes after getting major arteries destroyed.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you pull out your gun and not shoot them?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd brandish my firearm to show I mean business, but I wouldn't shoot them, because there's still a chance I'd get charged with murder if I played some role in escalating the situation and challenging him to a fight, which is something it looks like those dudes were all guilty of.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            So you would brandish a firearm which is a prosecutable under penal code 417 or just as simple Menacing. You're life was clearly not in imminent danger if you could simply draw that weapon but simply brandish it. You should not own a firearm, you do not know how to use it you're gonna go off of laws.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >So you would brandish a firearm which is a prosecutable under penal code 417 or just as simple Menacing.
              WTF are you talking about? It depends which state you live in. He took out his knife, so I would've taken out my pistol in response. This would be justified in nearly every red state.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, you in your own words are just brandishing a weapon to 'mean business' which is not allowed. Big no-no, sorry buddy no state allows Menacing.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ever heard of the 21 foot rule? If some retard pulls out there knife, especially when they're making motions like that, I very well can unholster my pistol. In my state of Tennessee, I would likely get away if I shot him to death.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, you did not make any clear incentive for them to cease or for them follow your orders to cease. All you did was irresponsibly brandish a weapon and showcase it as just that, a weapon to 'mean business.' Mr. Anon, if you believed their was an imminent threat to your life why didn't you open fire? You're state allows you to. You hesitated which clearly shows your inability to protect yourself with a weapon.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him, but you don't know what you are talking about. Many states in the US consider showing a weapon as a threat to be legally indistinct from attacking somebody with a weapon. Just by showing you have a weapon to another in a disagreement justifies self defense.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not self defense to brandish a firearm and not utilize correctly.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao wtf are you even talking about. if you show your firearm and the other person surrenders immediately, you don't get in trouble for NOT shooting them. where did you study law LOL

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You still brandish a firearm regardless of what you think you're doing. If they cease and surrender that is what happens but you still committed menacing, if they don't cease and they still come towards you and you still showcase a firearm you still committed menacing. Why are you showing off a gun that you are not going to use? That doesn't make any sense in the judiciary system. Makes common sense, but not judicial sense. You have to use a commanding voice to give clear orders for them to stop and to drop their weapon while aiming your firearm directly at them at all times, or you shoot them because the reason you brought out your gun was because you believed your life was in imminent threat.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mr. Anon, if you believed their was an imminent threat to your life why didn't you open fire?
                This doesn't always happen with brandishing a weapon. In most red states, it's even legal to brandish a weapon if the other party is unarmed but acting erratically, but shooting an unarmed person might not always be considered a case of stand your ground. You're thinking that brandishing a weapon is the same as firing warning shots. All you're doing is showing the other guy that you have a pistol and that they should stay back. It's really not that big of a deal of the other party is being antagonizing.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nothings a 'big deal' until you're in a courtroom.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They got away with zero charges. They would've had a much easier time in a red state. Also, you just know wealthy white leftists were pumping tons of money in the prosecution fund to help their terrorist allies.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                they pled down to misdemeanors and they were in missouri, which is a red state...

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                nothing like some crying hole to really help a situation

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >honks at them and 'ego-challenges' which basically makes this whole thing the cammer's fault for escalating the situation
                >tailgates the truck into a parking lot where they both get out
                >pulls out a weapon with no intent of using it, legal in Arkansas though because he didn't technically 'brandish' it

                not the best video

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >honks at them and 'ego-challenges' which basically makes this whole thing the cammer's fault for escalating the situation
                Honking your horn isn't illegal. That pickup driver wouldn't last a day in Asia.
                >pulls out a weapon with no intent of using it, legal in Arkansas though because he didn't technically 'brandish' it
                He literally brandished it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't matter if honking is illegal or not, if you are seen instigating a road rage incident the jury, judge will definitely take note of it and so will the prosecution.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not for honking a horn. The road rage asshole was the pickup driver with the emotional maturity of a 13-year-old girl.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ever heard of the 21 foot rule? If some retard pulls out there knife, especially when they're making motions like that, I very well can unholster my pistol. In my state of Tennessee, I would likely get away if I shot him to death.

                Just so you know, the person you're arguing with is completely retarded and you are absolutely correct in saying that you would not be penalized under the law for pulling out a firearm in response to someone threatening you with a knife (as long as you didn't start the altercation or chase this person down after they stopped threatening you).

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guy went to jail btw.

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 million threads in and still not explanation as to why you'd be dumb enough to practice a sport for self defense

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Knowing how to 'protect' yourself with just your wit and hands is just a useful mental utility to have in your arsenal. Don't be such a ninny.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Listen, we both know you don't carry pepper spray which would be even more practical. Just stop.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That doesn't make any sense and has no direct correlation to what I said. Go lay down and go to bed.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its a shame nearly all martial arts are just sports instead of actual self defense techniques. They actually embed techniques that aren't practical irl since the real world has no rules.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Clearly you have never practiced the ancient and mystical fighting art of Gouging.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >practice a sport for self defense
      You realize most people do martial arts as a fun hobby, right?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Might as well be saying gymcels can't paint or pole vault at that rate.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are you talking about?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The OP

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very simple. I don't go looking for fights and I don't start shit. If some karatemanlet tries to assault me for no reason, he gets to stare down picrel. I'm fortunate enough to live in a state where I can do that.
    > "waaaa waaahh ur a pussy fight like a man waahhh"
    Real life isn't an anime. A good friend of mine got beat to death in a bar. If shit happens I'm de-escalating, retreating, and shooting in that order.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm fortunate enough to live in a state where I can do that.
      Tell that to this Florida man who got 20 years in prison.
      https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/55354819/

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      how would you 'deescalate' a situation?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Chill man, I'm not looking for trouble.
        > My apologies, I meant no disrespect.
        Etc. You feel like a bitch doing it but idgaf. I've had my fill of fights and I don't want to end up crippled, blind or dead over absolute nonsense. Only morons think it's worth starting shit over nothing.

        >I'm fortunate enough to live in a state where I can do that.
        Tell that to this Florida man who got 20 years in prison.
        https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/55354819/

        Rather be judged by 6 ... you know the rest.
        I skimmed the news article and the guy was a total tard. Started the shit, pulled his gun out with under threat (good), shot the nig when he was turning away from him (retarded), spoke to the cops in any capacity (absolutely fucking retarded).
        He was also just unfortunate enough to have shot a melanin-enriched individual. The media shitstorm got him in jail more than anything.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Usually, if you get into a verbal disagreement and try to verbally 'backdown' a man will try to keep the flame going. It's a natural sign of vulnerability that you have shown to your foe, something that they will utilize against you. Either through bribery or total public mockery which turns into a later assault from out-of-nowhere. Believe me, the best thing to do is not engage in it. If someone comes up to you and tries to say anything you just ask "Why are you talking to me?" "Stop talking to me, now." You have now clearly made the incentive that you wanted to be left alone. Tucking tail and praying isn't going to save you.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            this is awful advice
            >bump into a dude
            >he gives you a dirty look and mumbles something
            >Why are you talking to me? Stop talking to me, now!
            congrats you've escalated the situation. Compare this to
            >bump into a dude
            >he gives you a dirty look and mumbles something
            >My bad man.
            >Ah all good my bad.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >My bad man.
              >Ah all good my bad.
              This only happens in canada
              Nigs gonna nog
              Drunks gonna drunk

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Completely different animal. Bumping into someone and them muttering something, you just say excuse me or ignore it or say whatever dude. The 'stop talking' rule is used when someone is verbally confronting you loudly.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok
                >Stop talking, now!
                >What you finna gonna do about it my bro?
                what you finna gonna do white boy?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know, I have to be there.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                they would have spat on me which warrants an immediate use of deadly force

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The media shitstorm got him in jail more than anything.
          There was a nig celebrity preacher who was showing up at events and demonizing him as a racist white killer. Believe it or not, one of Drejka's defense attorney's was an obese black woman.

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I might be a gymcel now but I also am an excon and have done time in slme dangerous higher security places. I'm not scared of a taekwondo kid I've lived with and fought with killers.

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get into fighting? Can you do both mma and fitness?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      find a reputable mma gym with high level professional fighters (ufc, bellator, pfl) in your area and join and start taking classes. If you're serious about it get private lessons with the coaches there and get mats and a bag for home training. If you want to compete in mma you must also be serious about your fitness because it is a very strenuous sport and even if you aren't going to be a big muscle man you need to be at least fairly strong and lean.

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    300th reply here to say FUCK moronS

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess the only way to fight is to learn a martial art myself, right?

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why people think that you can't do both at the same time ? I lift 6 times a week and go to a kickboxing gym 4 times a week, plus sparring with some friends on the weekend just because I'm bored. It's not that hard, lift one body part a day, eat 140 grams of protein and take collagen and voila you're good to go.

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he bulletproof?

  54. 4 months ago
    Uglyb4stard

    I can, I do both and I can kill you with my bare hands, or knees and shins

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