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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >has 1 slice
    >puts the box away
    Phew, saved my cut!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody has ever done this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no one has ever done that.

        multiple times

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >has 1 slice
      >puts the box away
      b***h Ill fricking kill you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that is a marco's pizza. i recognize the box and the pizza itself.....

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Being so fat you recognize where's the pizza from

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hello fatty

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'M MAIN GAINING!!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        damn I guess I'm gonna have to finally try Marco's then because that looks much better than the other chains. The closest one is so damn far.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Marco's is damn good fren

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      maybe two slice 🙂

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Die.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>has 1 slice
      >>puts the box away

      My ass.

      >Proceeds to eat entire box.
      >Renounces health and fitness lifestyle.
      >Becomes Nikocado Avocado.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's more like
      >"W-w-well I earned a treat after going 3 whole days on this cut without cheating"
      >eats whole fricking box
      >"I-I-I'll start my cut again tomorrow"
      >eats leftover breadsticks and coke for breakfast the next day
      >"T-t-tomorrow for sure"
      >orders $50 worth of fried chick from doordash
      >"I a-a-already messed up 2 days, one more isn't going to make a difference."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/YzuffEZ.jpg

      No, it's more like
      >"W-w-well I earned a treat after going 3 whole days on this cut without cheating"
      >eats whole fricking box
      >"I-I-I'll start my cut again tomorrow"
      >eats leftover breadsticks and coke for breakfast the next day
      >"T-t-tomorrow for sure"
      >orders $50 worth of fried chick from doordash
      >"I a-a-already messed up 2 days, one more isn't going to make a difference."

      >eats leftover breadsticks and coke for breakfast the next day
      There's where you fricked up. Never leave leftovers. That's like letting a hooker spend the night.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no one has ever done that.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For tonight maybe... That's 9 miles tomorrow

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's just calories. Do some high intensity cardio for 1 hour and it will be less painful during your cutting phase in terms of calories in and calories out.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bulking and cutting is dumb once you realize natty lifting is a joke, it's better than being a roid troony, but a healthy diet with some indulgences in moderation, lifting, and exercise keeps you looking better than 90% of the population who doesn't

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ^this, if you are gonna be a fitness freak you might as well hand in your natty card. you arent gonna be "that guy" who looks like an IFBB pro naturally and you know it. so either live life a little bit and enjoy your fitness journey, or make sure you suffering and efforts arent wasted.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick americans ruin everything
    you call that a pizza?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Italian pizza is dogshit. Who the frick thought a slice of pizza should be bread, a frick ton of sauce and a tiny glob of mozzarella. American pizza is superior. Admit it. Pic related looks like ASS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It actually looks great. Not a purist but the original is really good and lighter than OPs pic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It actually looks great. Not a purist but the original is really good and lighter than OPs pic.

        they're both good, Neapolitan pizza is especially good when you still need to do shit later and don't want to go into a food coma

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >American pizza is superior.
        Yuh yeah
        >transgenic wheath doug
        >white sugar and HFCS in the doug
        >vinegar in the doug
        >transgenic tomatoes
        >more sugar all around the toppings
        >semi-artificial powdered ''cheese''
        >semi-artificial plastic salami
        >olives stored for monhts into hypersalted and sugared jars
        Such a delice, the american pizza!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot that the ''olive oil'' on ''american pizza'' is jus canola or rapeseed oil

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Most european olive oil is adulterated shit, the only good olive oil comes from california. Europe also far and away consumes the most seed oil and gets the most cancer.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Most european olive oil is adulterated shit, the only good olive oil comes from california
              >''waaaa you made my cry about my favourite cildish sloppy mc slop so i ragereply you about things i don't know''

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Most european olive oil is adulterated shit
              LMFAO Italy has the strictest law for internal selling of alimentary products. We're not UK or slavs. HFCS was banned until 2018.
              What are you talking about?
              ''Europe'' isn't a single monolithic country or a Federation like you with your moronic panfederal law with powerless states (fr now, this is the direction we're going too ...)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Its just a burgermutt coping moron. Im American myself but i lived in Sweden for 6 months. Food quality is night and day. However you still gotta avoid street food/fast food shit as thats getting close to American tier

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >as thats getting close to American tier
                Agreed, even in Italy it's the same. Mostly because younger zoomers and alphas LOVE american fast food (and african immigrants for soe unknown reasons here in my city are attracted to KFC like moths with candles). Plus, EU is forcing us hard to give up our historical food standards to more ''international averages''.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >bad ingredients used
          >the recipe is bad!
          come on now

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wheath doug
          gonna use this insult against my enemy (his name is doug)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >"doug"
          >delice
          Yuro ESL bugs should be banned from using our internet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >thinks pic rel is italian pizza
        kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >doesnt post italian pizza
          frick off Black person thats traditional italian pizza

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        MAMA MIA thata looks likea shit ona cardboard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You’re right it looks like ass there’s no leopard spotting or nothing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >amerisharts are so deranged they don't even know what real pizza looks like
        no wonder you believe in menstruating men

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      italian pizza is expensive + tastes like shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >italian pizza is expensive
        Lmfao a Margherita in a pizzeria is literally 4,5€ here, what are you talking about?
        Dove cazzo vivi?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't eat it and if someone offers it to you, have enough self control to say NO

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The pie looks nice and thicc but the toppings are overkill, just pepperoni onions and bell peppers are good

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nasty doughy mess. you're probably canadian if your pizza looks like that.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not starving yourself all day so you can enjoy
    you sound like a gay

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *saves your bulk*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      utter dogshit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My cut is secure because I'm about to fricking vomit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Legit more meat than pizza, the fricking grease sauce is enough to make me want to puke holy frick
      is this what americans consider good food?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yes, believe it or not this is a michelin restaurant in america

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >implying any american knows what any michelin food tastes like

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just say no
    Calories cannot enter your body without your consent

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Start losing weight
    >Sister starts buying more food to share
    >Aunt has repeatedly asked if I want her to drop off some food
    I'm pretty overweight still and every time I start to cut weight everyone in my family freaks out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are they fat too? Crab bucket mentality Anon, don't let them sabotage you.

      Seeing you lose weight reminds them that it is possible but they just aren't willing and/or able and dragging you back down is easier than them confronting this reality and changing themselves.
      Stay the course.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're not obese but they are overweight. I think it's part of the fact that most of the extended family is overweight so their perception of normal weight is skewed.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It is highly unlikely intentional sabotage and trying to undermine your progress, but the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
          You'll need to get really good at saying no politely and asserting your decisions when there's some pushback. But in the end, once you've persevered and lost the weight, they will relent to your superior will and come to you for weight loss advice in the future.

          One tip though that I learned the hard way: If Mom makes some really good/favorite home-cooked meal for an occasion, just fricking eat it and be thankful. Don't be a calorie nazi in that situation. Just do some extra cardio or rebudget the calories for a few days. She made that shit with love.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That is just the way of the world. The buddhist talked about it a lot. If you declare you will do something the universe will try to sabotage you. The trick is to never declare it and just do it.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if you can't make the food yourself from scratch do not order it a syou haven't earned it (excluding fancy dishes where this is beyond your expectation like pufferfish, or similarly hard to source ingredients), if you can make it from scratch simply do that instead and use a third the oil big places do. It's not that fricking deep just learn to fricking cook it's not hard it's a fricking high school chem lab.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I gotta go get some costco 'za

    this cut has been brutal

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cutting? Bulking? Lol! How about this? Eat right, train hard, rest well. Simple as.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i dont get how any of you people who advocate for bulking/cutting every single season manage to gain anything naturally. im inclined to think you just arent doing that shit and are just talking about it, or are taking all the sterons and just not talking about it.

    either way frick bulking and cutting every single year

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And that's why I don't eat pizza on a cut. Or if I do, I fast the day prior and day of.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate pizza

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is that burnt black stuff?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Olives

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can eat pizza and lose weight no problem. That whole pizza is still easily with-in anyone's macros if they work out. If you aren't burning 2k calories a day you are barely working out.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be literally the only thing i eat all day
    >could be something moronic like 1500cals with all the toppings
    >maybe have a few eggs later
    >still lose weight
    aahhh… imagine being a cico autist. just eat less and less often to lose weight lmao it’s not hard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cico autist
      >uses cico to lose weight
      what did he mean by this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i dont count them obviously, you actual moron. i gave the pizza an estimate.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chad eats pizza

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza used to be my kryptonite, but I've been so obsessed with counting protons now that my only weekly cheat meal now has to be stuff with protons. Usually just a shitload of tendies, or double patties burgers/nuggets/whatever is meaty. Haven't had pizza in months

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