Has anyone actually been to the Heart Attack Grill, ironically or unironically?

Has anyone actually been to the Heart Attack Grill, ironically or unironically? Would you dare eat a 20,000 calorie burger, knowing it'd put 5lb on you?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been to the one in Vegas, it was good, I got the 10k burger tho

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no because I dont eat junkfood

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s physiologically impossibly to absorb that many calories in a single meal.

    Anything more than 5k in one sitting is unlikely to be absorbed.

    You’ll have some horrific uncomfortable shits if you can get it down.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hell, I can barely take more than 1k down in one sitting comfortably.

      Shit in OP's thread is also goyslop.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calories are a unit of energy. Stop being retarded.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        retard
        [...]
        1k of celery maybe, 1k is literally only 5 pounds of veggies, or 1k is literally a bag of those hostess donuts (NO NO THATS GOYSLOP THATS GOYSLOP idc it still applies)

        You can physically eat food worth 20k calories, but it won’t stay in you intestine long enough for you to actually have that energy available in your body. Given the average speed food moves through your digestive tract and the absorption rate of macronutrients it’s very hard if not impossible to have over 5000 calories available to your body from a single meal.

        Fucking morons

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't waste your breath. The smooth brains on this forum don't know anything real. They only accept "never do 6-7 reps," "eat 10 eggs everyday," "ssooy will turn you into a chud and onions will turn you into the hulk" style advice

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Given the average speed food moves through your digestive tract and the absorption rate of macronutrients
          ok bro, show your work then, have you actually researched this values? humans evolved in a very feast-hunger lifestyle, you think a hunter gatherer species is going to waste thousands of calories because they eat too fast?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Having over 5000 calories in one place for one person outside of the modern industrial food environment is almost unthinkable.

            Not only would the sheer volume be unmanageable without calorie dense foods available today (so you would vomit), but even getting that much food would be difficult

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              humans evolved hunting large animals that wouldve provided hundreds of thousands of calories

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Large game hunting was done in large groups (and FOR large groups) and meat preservation methods trace back thousands of years. Nobody was feasting on an entire animal, not even close.
                Fire and cooking also meant that an animal killed in the morning could be (more) safely eaten at night, so there's no reason to believe they ate the bulk of their calories in a single sitting.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Large game hunting was done in large groups
                no it wasnt. you can kill an elephant with 3 people.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you can kill an elephant with 3 people.

                Yeah, one guy digs a hole, another guy ties the elephants shoelaces together, and the third guy pushes the elephant into the hole

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >one distracts it the others saw thru the hamstring (the elephant cant feel this). now its literally hamstrung and is an easy kill for the 3rd guy
                fixed

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >proceeds to make an equally dubious claim
            Show YOUR work

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can you please explain why I was in a deficit of 1000 for 2 weeks, binge ate 14,000 calories over my tdee. waited a week at maintenance, and then was the same exact weight as the first week?

          >1k is literally only 5 pounds of veggies, or 1k is literally a bag of those hostess donuts
          I hate you purposely obtuse assholes. He fucking obviously meant a 1k calorie solid meal. Not the 2 ridiculous ends of the spectrum

          160g of oatmeal is 600cals, add in 2 scoops of protein for 820, and some nuts for 1,000.

          I can take that down in unironically less time than it takes to make. (5 minutes all together)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >binge ate 14,000 calories
            if you actually did that you are too retarded to be trusted at face value on any of your claims

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I agree but that doesnt make you right

              >can you please explain why I made up an anecdote

              No.

              2 Hostess Donut Bags = 2300
              1 Tyson Strip bag = 1680
              1 Mozzarella Stick Bag = 1680
              4 Hostess Cheese Danish = 2320
              1 Tub Breyers SF Ice Cream = 1100
              1 Box Red Baron Pizza Bread = 750
              1 Small Box Edwards Cheesecake = 520
              1 Walmart Cheese Danish = 1440
              1 Walmart 4 Cinnamon Roll = 1680
              1 Walmart Half Dozen Donuts = 1800
              Total = 15270
              + My 2400 calorie tdee

              I was on a massive suicide cut without realizing it, if you couldn't tell, I logged like 40+ hours into my calorie counter app that week

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >can you please explain why I made up an anecdote

            No.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When people talk about consuming calories it's referring to the potential energy stored in chemical bonds you autist. Nobody is absorbing heat through their mouth lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      retard

      Hell, I can barely take more than 1k down in one sitting comfortably.

      Shit in OP's thread is also goyslop.

      1k of celery maybe, 1k is literally only 5 pounds of veggies, or 1k is literally a bag of those hostess donuts (NO NO THATS GOYSLOP THATS GOYSLOP idc it still applies)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >1k is literally only 5 pounds of veggies, or 1k is literally a bag of those hostess donuts
        I hate you purposely obtuse assholes. He fucking obviously meant a 1k calorie solid meal. Not the 2 ridiculous ends of the spectrum

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that girl wants an HWD

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have this nearby. Should I do it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds easy af tbh. Guess it depends on how many fries and biscuits there are. But 12 eggs is no problem.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only a dozen eggs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if I fasted the day before I could do that in 15 mins

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Easy I eat a half dozen eggs as a snack

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yooo I love broken yolk. I almost tried the challenge but never got around to it. I regret it, you should definitely try it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hall of fame wall
      Wouldn't it just be a wall of fame?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, but you lack in knowledge and courage to finish the broken yolk cafe challenge. Trying your best to finish it however will improve your personality tremendously.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHEN I WAS A LAD I ATE FIVE DOZEN EGGS
      I'D WOLF THEM DOWN WITH A Smoron
      BUT THIS ANON EATS ONLY ONE DOZEN EGGS
      AS HE IS, I'M AFRAID, A WEAK ...

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I went to the one in Vegas. Food is dogshit and the atmosphere is more sad than fun, though part of that may be the location since it's not on the strip proper.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She works at a restaurant designed to be really disgusting yet she cannot hide her revulsion when she looks at him lmao

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The owner is based, would go there if I had the chance however I would have to pay because I am not fatass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Heart attack grill
      >Coke with real cane sugar

      Cool, they even offer healthier options now

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it’s unironically good burgers. Ate like 4k calories there though which I regretted later.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny that this was meant to be an art exhibition about gluttony but it ended up just becoming a popular restaurant

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went there once, it was a nightmare. I ate that exact burger in your pic and was about to finish the final patty and bun and suddenly felt serious stabbing pains in my guts and couldn't stop sweating. The nurse insisted on spanking me for not finishing my meal, even though I told her I felt ill. She started the spanking and I shat my pants - an enormous pile of poo that streamed down my legs.

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