Has anyone experienced with taking a laxative? I haven't pooped in 2 days and my stomach is backed up.

Has anyone experienced with taking a laxative? I haven't pooped in 2 days and my stomach is backed up.
I'm not a fan of shitting my guts out in public areas or experiencing multiple days of liquid shits. How much should I take so that I don't turn into a chocolate Mcflurry machine

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Has anyone experienced with taking a laxative?
    no, they're lethal to everyone who tries them before they can give a trip report.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just drink a coffee and smoke a cig like a normal person

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    laxatives don't really give you diarrhea, they just block your intestine ability to absorb water and then you drink a few liters of water mixed with electrolytes and laxatives, and the water sort out goes through your guts and pushes everything out, so you take a shit and then squirt out the water that just went through you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makes sense. Last time I took one I was on the toilet flushing my guts out for 3 days. I took the max dosage of some high strength stuff because I didn't know.

      This time I'm taking an extra gentle tablet.

      Just drink a coffee and smoke a cig like a normal person

      Tomorrow I'll drink coffee and milk and hopefully with the laxative I'll be empty

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Makes sense. Last time I took one I was on the toilet flushing my guts out for 3 days. I took the max dosage of some high strength stuff because I didn't know.
        maybe different kind of laxatives then, I know the ones they gave me before a procedure I had to mix a satchel with powder with a lot of water and drink all of it for it to just push through my guts, I've no experience with tablets

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are so many things that make you shit like coffee, prunes, cigs, sugar free energy drinks, some shitty ass fast food just try what helps

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Usually I drink coffee and creamer and I poop a little bit, but it's not emptying my bowels either. I hate having shit in my body. Feels rancid

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            eat a bag of liquorice
            the real stuff, not the fake american kind. the fresher the better. will clean you right out (and delicious!)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        coffee actually makes you constipated. Prickly pear is what you need. Lactose intolerance chads don't need no laxative. Just drink whole milk lmao.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Update. I pooped. The end.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go 8n the shower and assume a natural position to shit. Its ten times easier than using a toilet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop shitting in the gym showers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm trying to help OP Everyone does it anyway.

  5. 2 months ago
    AnavarGuy

    Just have probiotics
    >Yakult
    >Kimchi
    I usually drop a log 2/3 times a day and its never sticky.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get Miralax. It takes about a day but it’s a “gentle” laxative. I got stopped up after taking an oxycodone before bed the first night back from hernia surgery. Not only did it not really improve things over plain ibuprofen and Tylenol (which worked very well but I was curious if the painkiller would help a little more for sleep) it had me constipated. Miralax fixed it in a day after 2-3 doses. And it wasn’t liquid at all.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What b***h ass homie gets constipated after just one oxy. I think you should be honest about your addiction

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell ya what, you make another post and this time type like a civilized human being, and not a Black person, and I’ll have no problem addressing your post. Until then, I refuse to acknowledge your existence any further.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          U aint like that yt boy

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine giving her laxatives without her knowing and taking the lock off the bathroom door. Then you walk in right as she is blowing up the toilet and she’s all embarrassed that you are hearing and smelling her poops and farts. Then you frick her in the ass after she cleans up. Imagine…

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >after she cleans up
      Why go through all that then ruin the best part. Free anal lube

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can do a salt water cleanse or epsom salt cleanse. That should clean out your pipes.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    laxatives won't do as much as drinking a shit ton of coffee and water and just stretching.
    gotta keep that poop from dehydrating dude.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just eat less meat and more fiber
    Carnivore diet will give you bowel cancer.
    Go vegan or die.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >more fiber
      Wont help, fiber is a complete fricking scam for constipation.
      I get really fricking bloated and my constipation gets WAY worse when I increase my fiber intake.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try a glycerine suppository

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SNIFFFFFF

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat some walnuts. I discovered their poopoo effect by accident lmao

    5-7 nuts should do the trick

    Also a cig, coffee

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always keep food-grade (absolutely no additives) epsom salts on hand. 1tsp/450mg dissolved in water is enough to make the lower intestine draw extra water and soften the stool. Do not use coffee, that just causes you to pee out necessary water and intestines to spasm and push

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stomach is backed up.
    Not a thing

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I take the ones that irritate your intestines into expelling everything but they do make me plaster the bowl for ~24hr.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    laxatives are how you get hemmorhoids from shitting until your ass can't take anymore. just drink water/milk steadily and you will shit within another day. a bunch of coffee won't help because the caffeine will make you more constipated if you're already dried out.

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