Has anyone here

Ever gone to a forest, picked up shrooms themselves, prepared and ate them ,? How did it go? Are there any mushrooms similar looking that are poisonous?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Op don't do this. There are many poisonous mushrooms that look like p cubensis. You won't be able to tell the difference and you will die

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be looking for semilanceata b

      / I don't mind dying but it's not my goal

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a bad idea and you will likely die a very unpleasant death.

        Psychedelic mushrooms are not good beginner foraging mushrooms because they have many lookalikes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My ex went to school with a mycologist and she told him to never do this. You can't always tell what's safe and what's not and its best to just not forage for mushrooms altogether. You can get severe nerve damage that wont kill you but will dramatically fuck you over and reduce your quality of life

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My quality of life couldn't be much worse

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Being permanently paralyzed and in chronic pain would be worse fag

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine your current like, but random parts of your body, including senses, just flat out don't respond. Or work at random intervals.

          This isn't some 'you lose 10 horse points' kind of scale of quality, it's shit you get in addition to your current shitty life.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Being permanently paralyzed and in chronic pain would be worse fag

            But do you mean it can happen even from eating magic shrooms or the poisonous ones

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Growing real magic mushrooms is exceptionally easy but you live with your mom so you’ll have to wait

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah and where do I buy them ?
                From a store online? These are glowing fed plants moron

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                did you reply to the wrong person?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you get dropped on your head one too many times?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you can’t download movies! That’s illegal!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                spores are legal, grow them yourself

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >legal
                Like I said. These stores are glowing with feds

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're a pussy and don't deserve to take the medicine.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you get dropped on your head one too many times?

                >Yeah and where do I buy them ?
                From a store online? These are glowing fed plants moron

                paranoid soibois shouldn’t take mushies. I wouldn’t recommend you do any recreational drug actually

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                How many times a week are you detained by police bum ?
                Wannabe tough guy

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >le police!
                you come into a thread asking how to get magic mushrooms, get told to grow them yourself, then say no le heckin federinos. And then call people giving you the advice you asked for wannabe tough guys for doing what you were asking how to do?
                Just admit you live with your mom nerd

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You said your part clown. Get out

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                shutup wasteman

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can get magic mushrooms spores on the basis of studying, say you're a biology student and want to observe these mushrooms, it's perfectly legal and no one actually cares to persecute you If you do consume them because they'll never know

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You can't always tell what's safe and what's not and its best to just not forage for mushrooms altogether
        yeah don't forage for food, don't grow food - its dangerous goym. just sit in your shitty 1 room flat and order some goyslop.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cubes are super easy to identify

      I'd be looking for semilanceata b

      / I don't mind dying but it's not my goal

      >I'd be looking for semilanceata b
      these ones do have toxic lookalikes

      you can always get an id on places like the shroomery identification board

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you trying to commit suicide, OP?

      My ex went to school with a mycologist and she told him to never do this. You can't always tell what's safe and what's not and its best to just not forage for mushrooms altogether. You can get severe nerve damage that wont kill you but will dramatically fuck you over and reduce your quality of life

      These guys are either really paranoid, or theyre talking about some psilocybin mushroom that isn't Liberty Caps. The ones in your picture are libert caps, and around here its easy to learn how to tell them from the other mushrooms. You'd have to legit brain damaged to not learn this, since I've picked them and eaten and had amazing trips several times, and so did my completely retarded friend. If he could do it, you could too. Unless, as I said, you're looking for one of the other psilocybin mushrooms. THey dont grow around here so I dont know about them. Ill post a trip report if you want. Saw an extra dimension.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you trying to commit suicide, OP?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got violent diarreha

    i didn't eat any shrooms, i'm just blogposting

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do you live?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't talk to feds

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If feds wanted to know your location, they wouldn’t have to ask you retard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Different regions have different mushrooms retardo

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd be looking for semilanceata b

          / I don't mind dying but it's not my goal

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >semilanceata b
            Liberty caps are easy to identify and there aren't any poisonous mushrooms that look similar (in the UK anyway, I don't whether that's true where you live).

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t do this, you will die.
    Poisonous mushrooms are really poisonous.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People buying shrooms from a dealer might aswell fear buying poisonous ones by mistake. Same shit

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You become this guy
    https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/8670/Dancing-man-wearing-a-horse-mask-cooks-wild-mushrooms

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i died

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People do it all the time where I live. You just have to learn to identify then. There's places online you can post pictures and people will id the species for you

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >See white mushroom
    >Oh I know this one, it's edible
    >Take some home
    >Cook them
    >Eat them
    >Taste nice
    >Next day
    >Throw up blood
    >Go to hospital
    >Tell them what I did
    >Drink charcoal while getting MRI
    >Liver dissolved by destroying angel mushroom toxins
    >Got a transplant
    7/10 meal, bit overpriced though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you trip b?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Green text hour by hour "trip" of the destroying angel, did it creep up or hit like a truck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if its white, it ain't right

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a forest, that would be silly. But open fields, especially ones that are slightly sloped and oriented correctly: many, many times.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    buncha coward zoomers in this thread
    pick some that look like blue meanies, dry them the fuck out and consume a small amount a week later once you're certain

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    figure out what is around your area, do a spore print before you eat em.

    shroomery is prob the first place i'd go

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can get growing kits and grow your own mushrooms to harvest, that way you'll know they won't fuck you up, It's best not to try your luck with wild mushrooms they can be really dangerous

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    magic mushrooms causes me urine retention idk why

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't listen to the fags, these things rock.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best way to use them is to have your shaman eat the mushrooms and then drink the ensuing urine.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and humans were genetically engineered 12 000 years ago

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          in all seriousness iirc people used to drink reindeer piss because they eat magic mushrooms but can’t digest the psychedelic part. They can digest the stuff that makes you nauseous however

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone here ACTUALLY has bought these grow kits? How long does it take for them to be fully grown on average?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I started looking for them in highschool. Every season I went into hills looking for hem. Picked many different mushrooms and then took a photo of them and posted on mycology forum. Eventually some professor told me which one is right.

    Hint: Caps kinda looks like a nipple and the stem is much more stronger than you would expect for such small mushroom.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ever gone to a forest, picked up shrooms themselves, prepared and ate them?
    Multiple times.
    >How did it go?
    Good soup. Good sauce for potatos.
    >Are there any mushrooms similar looking that are poisonous?
    Yes and no. Get a book, read it, memorise it. Grandpa had one and i used it as a reference. read it over and over several times. The best part was 1/3 of it where research and practice were, along with cultivation.
    In any case, its easy to play it safe and get the right ones. If in doubt - dont pick it up. Also, dont pick or use rotten/eaten by insects/slugs ones.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol it's hilarious to watch western cucks flip out about things 5yo do here on their own

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5yo do here on their own
      Where are you that 5yr olds are taking magic mushrooms?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes i pick chanterelles sometimes to make a sauce out of them if i'm at an isle on a boat trip. very delicious with fresh jasmine rice and seasoned chicken

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i did few times
    but they were semilanceata, pretty easy to spot once you know how they look, had doubts about few and always left those behind
    still managed to gather a decent amount

    ate them raw couple of first times but got paranoid about worms so just boiled them (for about 10/15 minutes in a cup then drank the 'tea', comes up faster but feels still safer

    >Are there any mushrooms similar looking that are poisonous?
    sure, for semilanceata theyre in forests from what i heard, but any dipshit that googles them one time knows not to look in/avoid the forests

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once I eate the wrong one.. I was 10km away from home riding s bike

    I fought so much to make back home.

    When I got there I colapsed on the floor, crawled like a ball and passed out

    The pain is absurd, I never felt so much pain

    I was certain that I would die

    Passed out

    No dream, nothing.. total blackout

    Wake up with my underwear full of shit, like 2kg of shit

    And happy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You may well have actually died you lucky retard

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I lived in the middle of nowhere with my grandma we would go mushroom hunting all the time. I ate all kinds of mushrooms no psychedelic ones though. Before you ask in my country no one really did shrooms. I still can identify some mushrooms ,but not as much as before because I forgot

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the magical variety

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP don’t do shrooms. You’re obviously schizo and will just be paranoid that they are watching.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't grow in the forest. They grow on meadows and pastures. Often close to cow dungs. They grow pretty close together, sometimes even growing several shrooms from one spot. You will have to find a meadow that has been cut because looking for it in tall grass is difficult.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >easiest to identify
    >tastes the best
    It's like cheating

    t. Idahoanon close to Montana

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