Has anyone here got a penile implant? I'm 4.5 inches erect and just want an extra inch. It's 15-20k...

Has anyone here got a penile implant? I'm 4.5 inches erect and just want an extra inch. It's 15-20k... But I'm willing to pay if it works...

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why? im the same size and Ive got a good sex life, what do you need a fricking implant for thatll just frick up your dick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because I want it to be bigger. I've had sex too but I'm still self conscious about it.
      >frick up your dick?
      I'm deathly afraid of this obviously but apparently 80% of men report being very satisfied with it. So I'm trying to gather information and maybe have it done in 2 years or so.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Because I want it to be bigger.
        you can either fix the problem in your head, or you will forever be an insecure homosexual
        this is why people keep getting cosmetic surgeries done until they're bogged, same mental disorder

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        80% being satisfied is a very bad number, considering there is a coping bias where people want to believe that the results are good and tell themselves that. The real satisfaction rate is probably
        closer to 50%, and given the type of surgery, those guys are probably pretty brain dead and don’t care that their dick is weirdly shaped and feels funny.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh and apparently you have to be circumcised, but that's not a problem since I was raped, mutilated, and tortured at 1 second old which is probably why I'm not 5 inches to begin with.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you're really lacking mobility while erect, foreskin restoration could literally unlock another inch of hidden length.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dick cheese isn't really a length enhancer

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >muh dick cheese
          >im too moronic to spend 5 seconds washing my dick when showering
          amerishart cope, everyone

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There has never existed anything in this entire world that made me more smug than this story
    https://torontosun.com/news/world/billionaire-dies-during-paris-penis-enlargement-op/wcm/4b7018e1-8912-496b-963f-4a71741108f3/amp/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah lol. I wonder what procedure he had? Well first of all he was fricking 65 and I'm 35, and the penuma only takes 45 minutes to an hour and is inserted from above the penis so it's not super invasive, so I'm not too concerned about having a heart attack on the table... Mainly I'm worried about it ruining my dick like being unable to get very hard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Human suffering is universal. We are not so different no matter what our situations are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll never not laugh at this
      >But his pursuit of a bigger penis ultimately led to his demise
      Fricking Zozzles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One less yid in this world makes me smile. I hope he died before having children.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >15-20k
    id be happier with the 4.5 incher instead of paying that shit.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok I'm reading some forum posts and getting freaked out. I don't think I want to roll the dice with this.

    What about penis extenders? Apparently they stretch your wiener. Do they work? Do you lose size if they stop using it? People report half inch increase after 3-6 months and some an inch after a year of wearing it 6 hours a day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Do they work?
      no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna say Derek had a vid about pumps and shit. I believe he said the result was temporary, though I'm guessing still worth it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      On reddit there are people who claim it worked for them.
      Check out r/gettingbigger and r/ajelqforyou.

      If you still wanna stick to surgery, don't go with an implant. Check out german plastic surgeons, they seem to be the best and penis extension.
      The standard procedure is, they make a little cut above your dick and take some dick that's inside you (when you have a boner you can feel this part of the dick when you feel under your ballsack) and bring it outside, making the actual useable part of your dick longer.
      Seems safer for me since none foreign object is implantet in your body.
      Costs between 6-10k €.
      If you take the combo deal with girth enhancement it's up to 15k €.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here is some reading for you: https://patents.google.com/patent/US20050065159A1/en

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're trying to overcome an issue you have with yourself by getting rid of it instead of overcoming it. This whole thing is like making a deal with the devil so you don't have to do the work of overcoming your problems on your own. Maybe it'll work. Maybe you'll end up with a larger, but completely inutile penis. Which do you think is harder to overcome, a small, functional penis or no functional penis?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 7.5” and unironically want to get implants to have a footlong dick

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'll make another thread later about the Phallosan Forte, because I'm definitely not considering surgery anymore.

    This is apparently the best extender on the market. I'm sure someone here has tried it. I will probably order it soon but it's 380 dollars so I'd like some feedback first. What I'm finding on other forums is mostly positive results of at least .25 to .5 inches after 6 months and 1,000 hours of wear time. Which is all I need. I just want to be 5 inches, if I got the full inch after a year and 2000 hours that would be the dream but not necessary.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I could go for one more inch, would be nice to hit double digits.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Angion method can give you some length, idk if it could give you a full inch but def over half an inch for you. Or be a homosexual and go ahead with mangling your dick. Up to you.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will frick up your dick, bro. Just get good at oral.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who gives a shit how big your dick is? All that matters is you cum in the pussy then roll out. The female orgasm is a myth anyways and even if it ant who the frick cares

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