Has anyone here got rid of these without having to go to the doctor? Are there any natural remedies that work?

Has anyone here got rid of these without having to go to the doctor?

Are there any natural remedies that work?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a small external one that caused me pain. I tied a ligature around it using a double overhand knot and waited a few days for it to die and fall off, like you would a skin tag. I have a bidet, so it was easy to keep clean for the few days it took. Also took extra care to clean the area with soap when showering. I don't think this would work with large or hard to reach ones, though. Don't do this if you don't know how to tie a sturdy knot, or have a way to keep the area clean.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also, I used waxed linen thread that I'd soaked in isopropyl beforehand, and did it after a shower.
      DON'T use weak thread!
      It will swell at first and become purple before it starts to die off.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. I'm a med student so I can tell you a couple things.

    Put Aloe up there and rub it in good
    Stop eating spicy foods
    Eat more greens
    When you take a shit drink water before you go
    Wipe gently
    But the most helpful thing is to stop putting stuff up your ass. Almost all hemorrhoid cases are because of anal insertion. So Stop that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i did and advised lots of friends after research

      what
      is 100% true, but I would extend by some points:

      1. buy psyllium husks, 1 teaspoon a day (>5g) AND drink 4L of water, after 3-5 days you will shit like a king, little to no wipes needed (wiping is overrated, see point 2)
      2. buy a bidet or shower after every shit, no excuse because wiping will create more microtears (and you dont waste literally SHITTON of money which exceed any water bill)
      3. learn a good shitting technique, buy a regular football(=soccer) ball and rest your feet on it, it is the optimal height and low cost
      4. you should consider stop eating spicy foods
      5. buy hemorroid cream / hemorrhoid ointment
      6. cooling / moisterizing body cream (mate used cerave and also seemed to work lmao)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it should be GROUND psyllium husks due to higher water absorption, i forgot to mention

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least your "med student" credentials check out, malpracticer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought putting your finger in your colon and massaging the hemmorhoids would help get rid of them. As in they are full of pooled blood and you're gently pushing it to circulate. And no, I wasn't told to finger my ass by an anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an actual med student who dealt with a hemorrhoid and this advice is of substandard quality.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    use a biday

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i had one external one, was painless, but felt weird, and got pretty big.
    I was pretty nervous about it, worried it could be something else and said if I didn't see it get better in a few weeks I'd go to a doctor
    Took about 1 month before it was gone

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop eating carbs

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Toilet squatting helps too, a natural posture so you don't have to push when you shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait until your hoe sees that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Buying a stool to shit
      I've been slav squatting on my toilet seat since I was 3 years old. I'm 31.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont wipe hard and dont force your shits out too hard. mine slowly healed about a week later, and i havent had bleeding since.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use a bidet and stop wiping with toilet paper.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop drinking alcohol

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pop it with a needle

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lead a healthier lifestyle brev

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No and go to a fricking doctor

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would you go to the doctor to show my butthole?
      Do you not have any self respect?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mine was portruding I just suffered, applied a wax or something and ate as little as possible, went away in a week. You should absolutely see a doctor though.

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