>have to eat 2,000 calories a day to gain weight. >can't have dairy because stomach

>have to eat 2,000 calories a day to gain weight
>can't have dairy because stomach
>can't have high glycemic index because acne
>can't have high FODMAP because stomach
>can't afford much meat
>can't afford supplements
>hate cooking
>hate cheap microwavable shit and fast food

Yeah, I'm thinking it's over.

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    whatever dude I eat 2000 cals a day to lose weight it's not that deep

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    RIP bannanas

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well damnb guess you are NGMI

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never understood why people hang the banana by the wrong side amd expect this not to happen

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      For a sec I thought you meant "side" as in "end", and I had something different pictured.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2000 calories
    >gain weight
    Are you a munchkin brah?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never weighed more than 130 lbs in my life

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because you think 2000 calories is a bulk bro

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hate cooking
    You are beyond saving kek

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same problems. Just eat nuts, eggs, and eat the same amount of calories with a 3-4 hour gap at least.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did you lynch your bananas Anon?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I found out they suppress appetite and got REAL mad at them.

      >hate cooking
      You are beyond saving kek

      Is it possible to learn to enjoy it?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is it possible to learn to enjoy it?
        Yes? Its a lot harder if you dont have someone to tell you if youre being fucking retarded I suppose.
        If your mom is still around ask if you can come over so she can teach you some recipes.

        Chili and ragu are my go to foods for both cutting and bulking since you can completely change how lean they are depending on the mince used and if you use beans, the type of beans used.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    low test genelet gay
    sneed

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drink real milk douche. This is my lunch meal. Half of raw milk. Basically steroids.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do i get raw milk bro. Cant find it in any store where I live.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can buy it from Ed Coli's website

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >weak immune system
          Cope

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        GetRawMilk.com

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>have to eat 2,000 calories a day to gain weight
    Are you a woman?
    >can't have dairy because stomach
    >can't have high glycemic index because acne
    >can't have high FODMAP because stomach
    >can't afford much meat
    Valid issues, but can be worked around
    >can't afford supplements
    Supplements are a meme anyways, you only need them if you have legit medical issues and/or are too retarded to eat a diet that gives you everything you need
    >hate cheap microwavable shit and fast food
    As you should
    >hate cooking
    Aaaaand now you can fuck off. You’re one of those whiny gays who thinks not euphorically enjoying an activity is somehow an excuse to not do it? Christ you are pathetic. If breathing wasn’t enjoyable, would you just stop breathing? Maybe you should, save us all some trouble.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not just that I hate the process of cooking, but that everything I make tastes like garbage compared to all the home-cooked dinners I got when I was living at home. I also seem to be hopeless at finding quality meat and produce. But your point is taken, I guess I have no choice but to become a fucking chef now.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i have a million dietary restrictions
    >not gonna cook though lol
    ngmi

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have conditions making it so you're limited on what you can eat
    >Refuses to cook
    Shit thread OP. Just remember, what goes in all fields.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont even like boiling eggs

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ring ring ring ring ring, bana-ACK!

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you considered not being such a whiny bitch?

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate eating too anon

    you can pack caloriesmacros in steelcut oats
    fridge them overnight, add superfood ingredients like ginger, raw honey, cinnamon, blueberries, cranberries, protein powder, collagen powder, etc

    its nice you DO feel full and there is no breadcarb crash

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bbc is free plentiful and high in protein. Also acts as reparations to fight systemic racism

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy buff dudes cookbook bag ez the recipes are made for lazy retards

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