>have to eat 2,000 calories a day to gain weight. >can't have dairy because stomach

>have to eat 2,000 calories a day to gain weight
>can't have dairy because stomach
>can't have high glycemic index because acne
>can't have high FODMAP because stomach
>can't afford much meat
>can't afford supplements
>hate cooking
>hate cheap microwavable shit and fast food

Yeah, I'm thinking it's over.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whatever dude I eat 2000 cals a day to lose weight it's not that deep

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RIP bannanas

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well damnb guess you are NGMI

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never understood why people hang the banana by the wrong side amd expect this not to happen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For a sec I thought you meant "side" as in "end", and I had something different pictured.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2000 calories
    >gain weight
    Are you a munchkin brah?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've never weighed more than 130 lbs in my life

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because you think 2000 calories is a bulk homie

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hate cooking
    You are beyond saving kek

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same problems. Just eat nuts, eggs, and eat the same amount of calories with a 3-4 hour gap at least.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why did you lynch your bananas Anon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I found out they suppress appetite and got REAL mad at them.

      >hate cooking
      You are beyond saving kek

      Is it possible to learn to enjoy it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Is it possible to learn to enjoy it?
        Yes? Its a lot harder if you dont have someone to tell you if youre being fricking moronic I suppose.
        If your mom is still around ask if you can come over so she can teach you some recipes.

        Chili and ragu are my go to foods for both cutting and bulking since you can completely change how lean they are depending on the mince used and if you use beans, the type of beans used.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    low test genelet homosexual
    sneed

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Drink real milk douche. This is my lunch meal. Half of raw milk. Basically steroids.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how do i get raw milk bro. Cant find it in any store where I live.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can buy it from Ed Coli's website

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >weak immune system
          Cope

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        GetRawMilk.com

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>have to eat 2,000 calories a day to gain weight
    Are you a woman?
    >can't have dairy because stomach
    >can't have high glycemic index because acne
    >can't have high FODMAP because stomach
    >can't afford much meat
    Valid issues, but can be worked around
    >can't afford supplements
    Supplements are a meme anyways, you only need them if you have legit medical issues and/or are too moronic to eat a diet that gives you everything you need
    >hate cheap microwavable shit and fast food
    As you should
    >hate cooking
    Aaaaand now you can frick off. You’re one of those whiny homosexuals who thinks not euphorically enjoying an activity is somehow an excuse to not do it? Christ you are pathetic. If breathing wasn’t enjoyable, would you just stop breathing? Maybe you should, save us all some trouble.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not just that I hate the process of cooking, but that everything I make tastes like garbage compared to all the home-cooked dinners I got when I was living at home. I also seem to be hopeless at finding quality meat and produce. But your point is taken, I guess I have no choice but to become a fricking chef now.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >i have a million dietary restrictions
    >not gonna cook though lol
    ngmi

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Have conditions making it so you're limited on what you can eat
    >Refuses to cook
    Shit thread OP. Just remember, what goes in all fields.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dont even like boiling eggs

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ring ring ring ring ring, bana-ACK!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you considered not being such a whiny b***h?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i hate eating too anon

    you can pack caloriesmacros in steelcut oats
    fridge them overnight, add superfood ingredients like ginger, raw honey, cinnamon, blueberries, cranberries, protein powder, collagen powder, etc

    its nice you DO feel full and there is no breadcarb crash

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bbc is free plentiful and high in protein. Also acts as reparations to fight systemic racism

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy buff dudes cookbook bag ez the recipes are made for lazy morons

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