Have you ever been kicked out of a gym?

If so, why? Were you able to get back in?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Got raped by girl, blackmailed, got kicked out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >got raped by a girl
      How do you get raped by a girl? They're as weak as children.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        By her being hot and you playing along with her fantasy

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If that yamanza was any bigger it would basically be a Kangol bucket hat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I guess all the tiny hat comments had an effect

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. hatlet

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was not kicked out of 109 gyms, who would be counting ffs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's counting. He said it was the gym owner's fault and he was unjustly persecuted every single time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And what's worse he was a guest-the gym owners gave him a membership for free out of kindness.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He also claims the last gym owner sent him 6 million spam emails over the past 4 years. I'm not entirely sure I buy that story

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got kicked out of Gold's once cuz they said I was being racist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol did you get kicked out of Silver's and Diamond's also?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Story time plz

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was being racist

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got a warning for staring at a girl's ass
    the truth is i was just tired and the girl was a 4/10 anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking neurotypicals don't understand that we just like to 1000 yard stare for no reason at all sometimes without regard to which direction our head is pointed in
      how about you get out of my line of sight so i can space out
      reeeeeeeeeeeeee

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I did that once to a buddies gf's ass. Asked why i was staring at her ass, was all like "Oh I was just spacing out, but now I'm gonna"
        She giggled.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        frick is that an actual thing? because i do that a lot and have gotten shit for it. damn man the evidence for me being on the spectrum is really starting to make a plausible case.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking neurotypicals don't understand that we just like to 1000 yard stare for no reason at all sometimes without regard to which direction our head is pointed in
      how about you get out of my line of sight so i can space out
      reeeeeeeeeeeeee

      I did that once to a buddies gf's ass. Asked why i was staring at her ass, was all like "Oh I was just spacing out, but now I'm gonna"
      She giggled.

      frick is that an actual thing? because i do that a lot and have gotten shit for it. damn man the evidence for me being on the spectrum is really starting to make a plausible case.

      Totally do this unselfconsciouly on the reg while just generally thinking and zoning out of general surroundings. Kek.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yarmulke dude in OP
    Whoaa israeli bros.

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