Have you ever been mogged by a girl?

Have you ever been mogged by a girl?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Romeo and Juliet starring Michele Obama

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be 6’2, taller than most, always wonder why short guys seem weird around me.
    >run into woman in a room who is 6’4

    I know why the little guys seem weird around me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Immediate sexo. Imagine how Chad your offspring will be.

      https://i.imgur.com/g9HCnpG.jpeg

      Have you ever been mogged by a girl?

      When I started working out there was this powerlifting Stacy I was fricking, she mogged me hard. Not anymore though.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I bet you wouldn't call her an uppity ho now, would you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i would rape

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how? she would pulverize 70% of anons here

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but I would be getting sexual gratification from it without her consent and against her will, so it would technically be rape.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why all these gym girls have tiny heads and superbsoft skin?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hot.

      >be 6’2, taller than most, always wonder why short guys seem weird around me.
      >run into woman in a room who is 6’4

      I know why the little guys seem weird around me.

      >tfw they're a 6'6 asian female volleyball player in my gym
      It's unbelievable how hot she is. She's got a pretty face too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ask them out. at a certain point of lanklet i think most women give up on "he has to be taller than me in heels!"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >6'6 asian woman

        I need to see this with my own eyes, I don't believe you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wish she would do that to my nuts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm shit at these, I did at my old mma gym with the coaches, lads, girls and I was the weakest guy there lol. Very good at wrestling, stronger than many there, but ZERO epxlosive power, except in my legs weirdly since I could sprint quite fast and jump high too. I also have a single copy of the sprinters gene, so I guess my technique is shit or I don't have much type1 fast twitch muscle in areas that aren't my legs. I swung my shoulder, I snapped my hips, I was just so slow and pathetic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not fair. Women should not be allowed to be tall, strong, thin, cute and pretty all at once.
      It's just wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >When a 5'11 guy talks to you.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you can clearly see he is much bigger

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is that? A scar?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a mic you cave dweller

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bro on the right needs to stop hitting chest and hit arms

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit it's her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc2ts-6cfBY

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've gotten my ass kicked by a girl a couple times. Yeah I'm man enough to admit it. I'm something of a feminist myself.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what an ape, how is that thing not considered a different species

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sure have, I loved it. It was great because it taught me a lesson, (to accept being short).

    It also taught me not to fetishise tall women.

    I just enjoyed her company.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A girl once tried to fight me in middle school. If I'd actually fight her my reputation would've been ruined because I had punched a girl so I had to run away from her. She chased me all around the school yard and all the students yelled, "Phil is afraid of a GIRL!" and laughed at me. It was a lose-lose situation and I got shit for it for like six months after.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you let her beat you senseless, someone might feel sorry for you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frick that. She was an uppity c**t. Some nights later I went and poured boiled macaronis and a fire cracker down her family's mail drop slot, so I got my revenge.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cool prank, well fair enough bro.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine getting frontal cortex mogged

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Be 6'1
    >Fricking 4'11 Mexican bawd
    >She's sucking my dick
    >Realize she can bite it off at anytime
    >Tfw mogged
    Never thought about it another time or with another woman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a weak 6'1, and I met a girl taller or my height. What a beautiful lady with and without her height, beautiful soul.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You sensed the goblin energy in her.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Daily
    >be 5'10
    >gf is 6'1
    >gets me things that are too high in the drawers
    >squats twice as much as I do
    >got a better score on the punching machine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's really cool

      my sister and i are both 6'0

      that's cool too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You won

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my sister and i are both 6'0

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a girl at my gym pretty mogs 99% of us with her back

    picrel is what her back looks like

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who's the guy on the right?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they always have to choose the most grotesque and most repulsive negress possible? It's not even a regular type of ugly,it's the type of ugly that makes you wonder if someone can just be born looking like that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's an average niggress. all the pretty ones you see are very exceptional.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My first few days at Jiu Jitsu I had no begginers to roll with so my instructor had me roll with a girl who had been going for a while. I got tapped like 3 times. My jj clothes smelled like her for days after kinda hot ngl.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    one race, the human race versus an ape.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is a woman who lives in my neighborhood that is well over 6', I mean she must be like 6'4". She's also gorgeous: long brown hair, beautiful delicate features, tanned skin, great posture and lean but athletic body. Every time I see her my heart just flutters because she's so gorgeous and kind of intimidating because she's so tall and impressively beautiful. She's also really nice and friendly. Just complete genetic lotto winner. She reminds me of Gabrielle Reese.

    I feel bad because a lot of times I see her when I'm with my wife and I try not to outwardly swoon.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's that across her face?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look at how the mouth protrudes and the area where the frontal lobe should be is recessed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      holeee shit.honestly how does someone look at a hominid that looks like this and comes to the conclusion that we are all equal as humans?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i am 6ft0, 210lb. i have never met a woman stronger than me, or seen one in the gym. i have seen some online though

    I usually have better cardio than all the women on the treadmills as well. if there are 10 people on a treadmill, I probably have better cardio than 7 of them. around 2020 I would say I have better cardio than 9/10, but it's declined since then.

    one thing I suck at is pull ups though. the most I ever did in one go was 8. it took me years to be able to fo 1 pull up. I have seen women mogging me on pull ups, but very rarely.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >my ancestor 🙂

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >6'4" lean machine
    >want a gf my height or taller
    >average height of women in my country is 5'4"
    >average weight of women in my country is 150+ lb
    >over 40% of women in the country are obese
    kill me now

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you’re not one of those weirdos who are into being mogged, are you?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WTF is wrong with her shape.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She hidin the shit she stole in her mouf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Massive underbite.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's just what sub-saharan africans look like

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes on the daily, as turbo manlet there is no escape.
    Fricking 16 year old girls mog me, Zoomettes are tall.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They could not have picked an uglier sheboon. I struggled to comprehend that thing was supposed to be a female the firs time I saw it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dude,have you ever seen someone so ugly that it makes you angry just to look at their face? This is all on purpose. I could literally find one of those naked zulu negresses within the heart of africa better looking than this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I know the israelites do it on purpose, it's a humiliation ritual.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        would

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they still call Black folk human when they have a prognathism like that?

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >visiting Athens
    >lots of cool ancient shit
    >kneel down to look at the remains of a statue pedestal in a park
    >a literal shadow falls over me
    >look up and it's a 9/10 blonde no shorter than 6'4" dressed in slightly skimpy adventurous clothes and big mirrored sunglasses in which I can see my small dyel self
    >asks what I'm looking at in a Germanic sounding accent
    >stutter as I explain about methods of statue mounting and the names of different column types
    >sweat profusely
    >eventually her boyfriend comes up too
    >fricking Chad several inches taller than her
    >they're both really nice and listen interestedly while I tell them about archaeology
    >take my recommendations about lesser known sites to visit in the city

    Felt like Sam Gamgee meeting the elves and being a mildly amusing novelty to them.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. One of the labor and delivery nurses that helped my wife was this absolute BEAST of a woman. When the doctor told my wife to try rolling over onto all fours to push, she was to weak from 48+ hours of labor to move. Nurse beastmode reached over and FLIPPED her like a fricking pillow in one second. This nurse also made great effort to give my wife emotional support. "Mrs. Anon, mrs. Anon, it is ok. Your baby is ok. You will meet her soon. You breathe deep, and you push, ok?"

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