Have you ever gotten laid at the gym?

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>be me
>9 years lifting experience
>natty up until last year
>start job at a gym
>first month was boring as fuck
>new girl gymbunny comes in
>share a shift with her
>couldnt help but notice her glare at my arms
>i mire her legs and start hitting on her
>she blushes but doesnt show direct interest back
>exchange contact info
>I go full coomer mode and send a dirty message like a dog
>it fucking worked and she was into it
>told her she will serve me as my work slut
>she shows up the next day and I take her to the bathroom
>fuck for an hour straight

>be younger
>have a partner project with a classmate
>we decide to study at her empty private gym since her dad was home
>start inching my way closer and closer
>touch her thighs, no movement
>get closer to her cunt but she smacks my hand away
>i keep trying and eventually she stops fighting after rubbing for a moment.
>ends up riding me on the bench
>pajeet comes in
>"IM VERERI SAR-REE"
>cum blocks me and left blueballed

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >in college
    >at gym with attractive female friend/future step sister (it’s complicated)
    >High af because it’s 1am and we just hotboxed my car
    >watching her walk on the treadmill at like 0.1 mph
    >she’s changing her incline constantly up and down and swearing to me there’s an earthquake even though I don’t feel it
    >I’m curling 40 pound dumbbells over and over even though my max is 25 because I can’t feel my arms since there’re feeling like they are on fire for some reason
    >ask her if she wants to shower because I’m sweaty
    >she says ok
    >she follows me into the women’s locker room because it’s got a guy wearing a dress on the door and I think that’s funny
    >receptionist doesn’t even look up from her phone
    >we strip and stand in the water for a while
    >I realize she’s naked and get a boner
    >she tells me I have a boner and keeps poking it
    >she asks me if I want to have sex
    >we fuck in the middle of the shower
    >another girl comes in, turns 360 degrees, and walks out
    >I cum inside her after what seems like 2 hours but is actually 20 seconds except I forget to stop
    >eventually I black out and when I wake up I’m still in the shower but wearing my clothes
    >I actually forgot to take them off but I thought I did and showered in them
    >friend is still naked, help her get dressed as she stares hard at the shower drain watching the water go down
    >leave gym
    >drive to Wendy’s, get 3 Bacon cheeseburgers and three sides of fries in case we find a friend
    >pass out in the car and sleep together in the parking lot until 1pm next day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >be low IQ chud
      >self esteem issues
      >inject self with ching chong research chemicals
      >get minimum wage job
      >3/10 single mom coworker mirin my 16inchers
      >bang in the bathroom for 4 minutes
      >catch STD
      >pregnancy scare
      >baby daddy Tyrone also lifts at my gym

      and everyone stood up and clapped

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kekked

      >I’m curling 40 pound dumbbells over and over even though my max is 25 because I can’t feel my arms since there’re feeling like they are on fire for some reason

      I’ve done this, it’s unbelievable. Started curling for 2 minutes straight. I could not touch my shoulder or lift my arm and had an insane pump

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >turns 360 degrees
      wouldn't she face the same direction as initially?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a bastard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Newfag sported

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      https://i.imgur.com/6wg14ff.jpg

      Share stories

      >be me
      >9 years lifting experience
      >natty up until last year
      >start job at a gym
      >first month was boring as fuck
      >new girl gymbunny comes in
      >share a shift with her
      >couldnt help but notice her glare at my arms
      >i mire her legs and start hitting on her
      >she blushes but doesnt show direct interest back
      >exchange contact info
      >I go full coomer mode and send a dirty message like a dog
      >it fucking worked and she was into it
      >told her she will serve me as my work slut
      >she shows up the next day and I take her to the bathroom
      >fuck for an hour straight

      >be younger
      >have a partner project with a classmate
      >we decide to study at her empty private gym since her dad was home
      >start inching my way closer and closer
      >touch her thighs, no movement
      >get closer to her cunt but she smacks my hand away
      >i keep trying and eventually she stops fighting after rubbing for a moment.
      >ends up riding me on the bench
      >pajeet comes in
      >"IM VERERI SAR-REE"
      >cum blocks me and left blueballed

      Cringe

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based stories
    Keep it going bros
    I need inspiration

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >didn't read shit
    >open /gif/
    >cum to a chud fucking a milf

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      share the goods, anon

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >be low IQ chud
    >self esteem issues
    >inject self with ching chong research chemicals
    >get minimum wage job
    >3/10 single mom coworker mirin my 16inchers
    >bang in the bathroom for 4 minutes
    >catch STD
    >pregnancy scare
    >baby daddy Tyrone also lifts at my gym

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do pushing up
    >get tied
    >lay dowm
    there

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No I have never gotten laid at the gym, but I did meet a woman through IST and we went on some really nice dates. Before our last date I didn't jack off all week for some reason. Really dumb idea in hindsight. For our date we went to the gym, and I had a big obvious boner during a lot of lifts. She must have noticed. Kind of embarrassing.

    We went back to my place and started kissing but I think I moved in too fast and she panicked and asked if I could take her home. Sometime later she texted me asking if we could just be friends and I told her that for me it was either a romantic relationship or no relationship. I never heard from her again.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I told her that for me it was either a romantic relationship or no relationship

      Never do that anon... Just don't. It sounds alpha in your head but its really not.

      Just say

      >lol ok

      Then proceed to stop texting her.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are you talking about? It worked out just fine.

        I am married now and my wife tells me she really liked that I don't want to be "just friends" with her.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol the fuck? Bro, honestly it's over as soon as they're willing to put you in the friend category. Might as well just be direct. Yeah, I'm interested in you because I want to fuck you, not because it's a grand old time being friends.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Retard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What’s the difference?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lol ok
          gives her the opportunity to contact you for something more romantic down the line. You are “just friends”, but if she wants your attention, she’ll notice that she needs to show romantic interest/flirt. And it’s okay since you’re “just friends” in her head.

          Ultimatum is just too straight forward if you haven’t been dating for a good while. Girls want sex to “just happen”. Don’t make a big deal out of it.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haha wouldn't it be so funny if he held her tight while someone else came in and tickled her pits haha that would be so funny

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I go to commercial gyms I smile at the receptionist, change in the locker, put on earbuds, train, change, ride home.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >squatting 3 pl8s for reps
    >trashy gym thot in sweatshirt and yoga pants appears, asks how many sets I have left
    >”oh I just started, but you can work in”
    >catch her in the mirror blatantly miring
    >she complements my form
    >I stare directly at her ass as she squats 95 lbs, make it very obvious
    >she removes sweatshirt revealing sports bra
    >at this point neither of us are making any effort to avoid getting caught miring
    >make awkward small talk
    >”I’m gonna go hit the sauna, you should come check it out”
    >she proceeds to blow me in the sauna
    >I wake up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least you rep 3pl8 right anon?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not quite at the gym

    >me
    >start with Sean 10mm stripped 5x5 at shitty apartment gym
    >noob gains
    >neighbor going through divorce
    >hanging out with neighbor
    >soon to be ex-wife drops by
    >neighbor is like "show the girls your new muscle, anon"
    >flex
    >neighbor's wife goes wide-eyed
    >follows me out on to the deck while Im smoking a ciggy
    >rubs my chest
    >"hey anon"

    I ended up fucking her after he left the state

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got raped if that counts. Wouldn’t recommend though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please say it was a woman....please

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >having sex with gym sluts
    Guaranteed STD.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No I haven't, I am quite retarded in social situations.
    But I did get along well with a girl, we often were at the gym at the same time, we did some things together.
    I thought this was my chance, we had lunch together and chatted a lot. I invited her for some activities but she denied. Later on told me she had a lovely dinner with a trainer from another gym. I don't know why she bothered to tell me, fortunately, I was awakened.
    Then she started working out more and more with some 50 year old guy and I completely lost interest.

    Oh well, I had more fun with artsy fartsy girls, not having to compete with personal trainers or middle-aged divorced guys driving around in their electric vehicles.
    I just wish I had a better understanding of human interactions between the opposite sex. I feel like I'm blind.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I feel like I'm blind.
      Then live like a blind man and figure things out with your hands

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heh, maybe I should.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't know why she bothered to tell me
      She wanted to get a reaction out of you and start some drama. Women love drama because it validates them and makes them feel wanted.
      Kudos on you for seemingly not giving a shit and moving on once you realized she was a whore.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >it's Columbus day
    >or wait "indigenous peoples day"
    >whatever time to lift
    >head to gym after work
    >group of people inside celebrating their heritage
    >sigh one of them is coming up to me
    >I just want to lift
    >she puts a necklace of flowers around my neck as is tradition in their culture
    >mfw I live in Hawaii
    >mfw I just laid at the gym

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Subtle, non islander girl fuckers wouldn’t get it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *leid

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      well pleid

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never happened

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. I DM’d her on Instagram, we talked, met up at an LA Fitness. She jerked me off by the tricep press down in the corner, we left, went to her car, she had a foot fetish and rubbed my cock in her keep with them, had sex in the parking lot. Proceeded to hook up all summer long. An absolute freak with major daddy and mommy issues and also a pee fetish. She also had to this day the tightest Pusey I’ve ever felt. It felt like a great blowjob. Funny enough, she never gave me a blowjob, anyway, she was absolutely crazy though, ended that. A few months later she messages me and says she pregnant and sent an older pic of a positive pregnancy test. Blocked her, never heard from her again. Found out she was never pregnant. Bitches crazy.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great thread so far. No stories of getting laid with randoms at the gym, but I've got a "home gym" story if that counts.

    >Be me
    >Living in tiny-ass room
    >Have to minmax for space like a Japanese pod dweller
    >Somehow, there is not only room enough for one person to work out, but two when you move the chair onto the bed
    >Have a bench area with dumbells on one side of the bed, and a squat area with kettles on the other side
    >Have racist tomboy gf
    >Sees me watching danberu one day and wants to sit in (I have told this part of the story here before)
    >We watch the whole series together and eventually I invite her to start working out together in my room
    >This eventually turns into working out naked together
    >Recently, she was sick, and after recovering didn't want to work out too much
    >We have a small workout
    >I'm feeling really fired up since we didn't get to see each other while she was sick
    >End up fucking her on the kettle-side floor of my "home gym"
    >She is turned on as hell

    Gonna ask her to work out with me again tonight bros... Wish me luck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why the fuck are you getting excited and anxious if she's fucked you already?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The pressure is on to keep a good thing going, without letting it get old. Women are like children-- they love to be fascinated. You play the same card too many times, or too often, and they lose interest.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How 2 get/find racist tomboy gf IRL?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    anon having sex in the gym is gross

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fuck my gym bunny wife in our home gym all the time, does that count? Cum stains on the floor, "it's just sweat stains bro, you ok to work out with me barefoot," hahaha

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. She approached me too

    I was 20 years old, lifting for a few years but looked like dogshit. Small 24 hour gym in rural bumfuck nowhere. I was the only one there at night. Two girls start showing up same time. One of them interrupts me and my friend one night to ask how she can get big like me. I wasn't even big. But eventually she got my number. I was a kissless hugless sperg at the time, with no female contact since childhood. She was older and assumed i was as well and was a little disappointed to find out my age. But we decided to go on a date. I slammed a few grams of phenibut in my car of the gym parking lot which is where she picked me up. Was honestly one of the most euphoric and memorable nights of my life to be validated by a chick like that for the first time ever. She got turned on by my inexperience and couldn't wait to get with me. She took my virginity at her place a few weeks later. And then she started coming into the gym after her shifts. She'd head straight for the locker room, text me and ask me to come fuck her in the shower as I was mid workout. Did that a few times and I can't describe how godly it felt. Eventually she cucked me but the experience was a highlight for me.

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