Have you taken the dancepill yet?
Running isn't as fun as dancing, and dancing burns just as many calories. People often post energetic music on here as workout motivation. Why not dance to it as a cardio workout? Spend half an hour to an hour wildly flailing around to your fav tunes and you will enjoy yourself and get sweaty at the same time
Dancing alone in your room is cool, because you get better at it and then you can dance a bit mlre like you know what youre doing when there are people around you, like at festivals or clubs
It can also be a spiritual thing, if that's what you're into (see: Shiva Nataraj, or Christ as the Lord of the Dance)
Start dancing today!
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HWD
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I can't dance for my life
If you do it in your room nobody can see
You can dance more wildly that way without hitting anyone and then you end up burning loads of calories
Why even go to festivals and clubs lmao
god I love festival bawds
take drugs moron
>Why even go to festivals and clubs lmao
pussy? christ dude
>disgusting bawds from festivals and clubs
Pussy whipped fricking loser
>assuming I want to have sex in the first place
that's why you take dancing classes dummy:D
Where and how aaaaa what do I even look for ?
Learn all the fortnite dances unironically
Just do reload animations from games while bobbing up and down.
Bump to shill for di.fm
on a scale of running to swimming, HWD (how will dancing) affect my knee?
Not nearly as bad as running because you bounce with the groove, not as good as swimming since you are interacting with solids after all
Idk had no knees problem with running nor jumping rope for one hour but damm the raves did really play a number had all me legs fricked.
Mind that there were some amphetamines involved, barring those you should be ok
Running is better than dancing because I'm not a gay.
Dancing is literally martial arts if you aren't two-brain-celled.
Martial arts that aren't boxing are also for gays.
I play PumpItUpXX
Gf plays DDR
>Is this dancing?
>Have you taken the dancepill yet?
molly? yeah bro
girls only dance to attract HWD [HUGE WHITE DICK]
Women who dress like this should be raped to death
They only dress like that to give you higher test
Don't you want gains, anon?
My high test tells me to rape then murder thots like her
She doesn't deserve to live after I've had my way with her
bros if you were married or in a long term relationship (6+ years) and the girl had a similar body but kinda saggy B's would you want her to get a boob job?
I'd want her to do bench press, not wear a bra, and bear children
I'd never marry a gal unless I love her so no.
how do I learn to dance? I'm an uncoordinated sperg and always too embarrassed to do it if I go out
What is a good type of music to dance to? I want to give it a shot, but don't even really know stuff about music. One type has to be better to dance to than other's.
This, dancing with girls seems super fun but I don't even understand what I'm supposed to do.
Why don't you just improve?
Yes dancing is for homosexuals like the Spartans.
Live in a big ass city and you can take a class.
This
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Anon, it's not 2010 anymore
You're old
Eat your gruel and go to sleep in your retirement home single bunk
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
my ex said I cant dance and have no rhythm so i refuse to in 9/10. love dancing like a moron when sufficiently keyed up with THE BOYZ though.
I'm not really coordinated enough to dance but I finish my workouts with a couple sets of jump-ropes. I pretty much shuffle to the beat and have gotten approached by a couple girls wanting to learn how.
Dancing us by far the most fun way to lose weight. I was shocked at my weight loss when I took the dance pill. I work media at festivals every week and make an effort to dance for hours.
I can somehow still drink and eat freely and still shed the pounds.
Because dancing is for twink gayglts to impress their dominant alpha tops
I actually used to work with chick in OPs pic. Believe it or not she didn't act like a thot and was really easy going and laid back. It was really hard not to stare at her though, she was outrageously hot.
what's her insta
hello *ncels
>whats her instagram
>calls others incels
ahahha get some standards you dog
?
>what's her insta
Don't know, don't care
Nah I'm white.
Become dead
>he doesn't know
That's not really accurate since most professional dance, and especially ballet, is literally coombait disguised as high culture. It's pretty and extremely fit girls in sexy outfits gyrating their bodies in time to music.
Anyone who says musical theater is for gays doesn't know what they're talking about.
I like dancing but I never go to any clubs or events so I sometimes do a little dancing at home but it gets boring and sad when I'm dancing alone so I stop dancing and go for a run.
Actually, in ancient Greece, dancing was part of some workouts to help increase agility and equilibrium
I'm 30 years old and have literally never danced in my life.
Ever since discovering yakuza 0 by pure bloody incident of IRL guy dancing to Friday night, i have been hooked to the dance scene. I was 80s maniac and still am, ever since Vice City, but something about combining yakuza 0, vice city, and Miami vice brought new life for me, i have bought suits and have been regularly going out and dancing, i must say it has been truly life changing. The only thing i feel sad about is that Serbia does not have the western dance scene or clubs meant solely for dancing, but i make due, it makes me happy to live in my mind in that decade, training vigorously and then dressing like they used to and just going out without a care in the world.
Based and Ryu Ga Gotoku pilled.
Samo idi na rejv
>Why not dance to it as a cardio workout?
Negative, I cannot accurately gauge intensity or calories burned
It really is some of the best workout.
Dancing is magical
>Be me in high school, year of our lord two thousand and ten
>Get nominated for some popularity pagent shit called "Mr. (name of high school)"
>Spoof miss america type thing. The whole thing was a supposed to be a fun satirical little show where 5 guys "compete" for the title of mr high school.
>part of the show includes the 5 of us doing a choreographed dance to cotton eyed joe
>dance club girls and their teacher teach us how to do it
>it's actually really fricking hard
>day of the show, dance routine is near the beginning
>music comes on and we start the routine
>music cuts out and the other 4 guys stop
>I say frick it and just keep going in a silent auditorium occasionally yelling out "where did you come from where did you go" repeatedly for like two minutes
>the staff is trying to get me to stop because they want to restart the song but I just keep going
>they eventually give up and the show goes on
>the talent show portion comes up next and 2 other guys do their thing before I'm up
>I was supposed to do some basketball trick shot thing but instead I just roll the ball off the stage and start doing the cotton eye joe dance again in silence
>people in the audience start laughing and eventually go silent again as I keep going endlessly
>teacher closes the curtains on me and starts getting upset
>finally we all have to go out together so they can announce the winner
>I start laughing uncontrollably because I've already convinced myself I'm gonna do the dance again
>teachers catch on and announce another guy as the winner and send him out alone
>I start yelling my own name from behind the curtain and chanting "where did he come from where did he go?"
>over the next week multiple students got suspended for disrupting class by yelling "where did he come from where did he go?"
>The next month I had to sit down at a meeting with my parents and the principal before graduation to assure everyone that I wouldn't disrupt the ceremony
>Be me in high school, year of our lord two thousand and ten
Underaged gtfo
moron
that would make them 30, anon...
>Have you taken the dancepill yet?
Yes
if i learn to dance can i impress all 5 of these girls and win them to be my japanese qt harem
Dancing is simply the best hamstring exercise.
Imagine a heavy dirty stinking Black person penis going in and out of her prostitute mouth repeatedly. Imagine the biggest,burliest,blackest,hulking,gorilla Black person bending her over a table with one tennis racket sized palm and slamming her with a near broom length with pringles sized heavy dirty stinking black Black person penis with a loud clap following every single thrust then pumping her prostitute mouth and breasts full of cum as she sucks on a heavy dirty stinking Black person penis like straw with a large circumference.
lmao
Race play and cuck are cringe fetishes.
Perfect bait,refers to the BBC meme while using the word Black person instead to agitate the actual cuck posters.
why so many powerlifter girls like to go to raves?
Went to a show last month and for the fist time I wished I knew how to dance.
Saw some cutie milfs and young girls and damn man, wish I could just approach them and dance and have fun.
I'll be trying to learn starting next week. No idea where to start, but frick do I want to have that kind of fun
You just have to go for it, get out there and teach yourself the moves. Own the floor anon.
Just in case some people weren't aware, The King of IST was an avid 'Muzzer'. Look up the genre of Muzz and your life will never be the same. Gym gains and cardio gains.
But im not a homosexual