Have you taken the long hair pill? Posted on May 18, 2023 by Anonymous Have you taken the long hair pill, IST?
long hair isn't fitness, gay go to IST
i have long hait. quit being a fucking queen
Cringe. Hair length is directly proportional to strength. If you don't have long hair, you don't want max gains.
I plan on growing my hair out like pic related. What should I do in the meantime? Do I still have to shave/trim the sideburns?
I kek at this dudes fucking fat disney robot tat everytime, I have tats but why did he think that was a good choice, his nipple looks like the things dick LMAO
>his nipple looks like the things dick LMAO
It looks like a girl with a bun is giving it head
big fucking lmao
BIG HERO DIX
This pic really isn't doing long hair or fitness for that matter any favours. I mean he's gotten muscle but it's negated by his girl type cutting.
This is what girls mean when they say they prefer the dad bod - they want the man on the left, not the girl fag on the right.
You're fucking delusional.
You're going to have to do better than that.
You can't say the dude on the right doesn't look strange and too light.
he only looks strange because he clearly waxes all of his body hair, trims his eyebrows and is pouting his lips like a fag
Girls absolutely love long hair on a man, but they despise men doing overtly feminine shit. Long hair is as far as you go if you want to mix the feminine and masculine, its called being Dandy, but the weighting should always be heavily in favour to masculinity unless you want to attract mentally ill pseudo lesbians
moron. What are you like 12? Women. Girls are my daughters 3 year old friends.
>t. seething roastie
long hair looks good only on handsome people and I'm not
99% of people I see with long hair are disgusting greasy pale permavirgins
classic rookie mistake
It can look cute on women
Jesus christ bro have some standards. That looks like kindergarten scribbles
this just radiates class
Glad to see men still have some standards.
So neither mean anything she just draws random shit permanently on herself
Maybe it's an upside down cross to her
It's 999 you fucking dumbass
its actually 3 snails you imbecile
tattoofags are legit extremely low iq people. their mindset going into tattoos are "it looks cool". truly a shallow and vapid mind. everyone i know with tattoos have put out posts on facebook just simply asking "tattoo ideas?" as if it was something as basic and drawing in a notepad, not permanently inking your body.
>i dont like tattoos therefore i am LE SMART
but that example posted is horseshit, i agree.
Getting tattoos because they look cool is a good enough reason. Getting a tattoo to get a tattoo is a good enough reason, too. So is getting a tattoo because you really loved a specific scene in a stupid TV show. I'd get a cute little South Park tattoo on my ass cheek, no problem. Maybe a Gondola or Pepo. Even this poster.
Wtf dude are you retarded? This poster is the most basic ass cookie cutter 'nerdy' trash I've ever seen in my life created by someone who had no idea what the movie was about, who read about it on reddit and sublimated it into their identity of a 'geek' as one of their 'omg favourite films' without even bothering to read the plot synopsis on wikipedia. Wtf does this poster tell you about the movie? They took the title, interpreted it like a retard would as literally as possible, and make it into a completely meaningless shit smear of a poster, and you being a rung below even their completely worthless creatively rotten husks want to post this on your body? Are you a fucking cretin?
>b-but he's running on a blade! It's so cool!
I want to suplex you into a concrete pavement and cave in your frontal lobe
it would be kino as hell if we lived in the middle ages and she was burned as a witch
If Red America has their way we WILL be living in the middle ages again.
Good. Medieval peasants literally had better lives than we do.
>Get 215 days off
>Lord tries to raise taxes so we just burn his house down
>Own house that will last for several hundred years
>Work outside all day
>Enjoy fresh foods of higher nutritional quality than our depleted soils can give us today
>Drink with every meal
>Die at the ripe age of 65 with my children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren to care for me
Or just enjoy your pod and bug protein.
>>Get 215 days off
Yeah and spend all your free time taking care of your land and house which was still fucking work. They didn't lounge around
>>Lord tries to raise taxes so we just burn his house down
Yeah then you and your whole family gets exiled or executed for it and your daughters used as cocksleeves for angry nobility
>>Own house that will last for several hundred years
You mean the house the king owns and allows you to live in?
>>Work outside all day
Romanticising this shows you don't have to work outside everyday
fresh foods of higher nutritional quality than our depleted soils can give us today
This one I'll give you
with every meal
Because water quality was often piss poor and loaded with pathogens
>>Die at the ripe age of 65 with my children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren to care for me
Assuming they, let alone you, aren't killed off by diseases and infections which are easily cured and prevented with today's medicine, or killed in some minor land dispute where you were treated as a disposable commodity
>Yeah and spend all your free time taking care of your land and house which was still fucking work. They didn't lounge around
Do you really think that the guy you're arguing with wants to lounge? He clearly a house, land, and time to work it. You're either stupid or being disingenuous and there's no point in reading the rest of your argument.
>he clearly has a house or land
Uh huh. Just like how all guys on IST are 6'2 and shredded with two kids and a loyal wife
And the word I mistakenly omitted was clearly wants. Are you retarded?
Look I'm with you because I think we're way too comfortable but I'm not pretending they had better lives than us
While they had a sense of purpose and a lot of simplicity, not everybody reproduced, just like today. But it was significantly easier for ugly fuckers to get laid at town festivals
Also being a medieval bro would be awesome in tiems of peace. In times of war I'll be the first to admit I would die a horrible death, tortured or stabbed in the name of some bumfuck lord
each tattoo on a woman is 10 dicks, do with that what you will
This is just her way of saying please discard when you’re no longer hard
I'll admit I like neck and hand tattoos. I absolutely hate sleeves it's the most cookie cutter shit ever. Still will never get a tattoo though.
If you go straight for hands and neck without other tats it's called xgame sleeves and you will be made fun of for it.
No because I have curly fluffy hair that turns into a garden gnomefro if grown out and I'm also at a NW2 balding scale which is a bad combo. I have one hairstyle that works and have to stick to.
Yeah I grew it out during covid and mainly wore it in a bun but shaved it off after a while. It's way too much work imo.
Nattycel vs roidGod
Currently have it down to my mid back. Might cut it to neck/chin length though. I think I just might need a new look since I've had the long hair for many years now,befire and through covid.
He looks like a closeted chud
It's too bad he ruined it with the tats. Good physique
No way bro, tats are fucking badass. He looks like a real bad boy now in a hot way rather than school shooter.
How many times do I have to tell you that this site is for adults only?
lil ass boy watch your tone and post body already
Your turn retard
are you in your childhood home?
>not even you but whatever
Better physique than OP photo
But get a hairstyle, either buzz it or grow it
chestket from diaphram up.
mine was nipple length last week but it's really annoying and got in my face constantly. I had to wear a hat or pony tail every day for the last like 2 years. I finally got a cut a few days ago and I can't lie, it's pretty nice not having hair in my face constantly
Post the hair you had
my hair is pretty long and i just wear it like this and it stays mostly
i see soijacks in this pic
i've been here too long
I wish I had this hair
I would probably still manage to be a virgin but I would be a good looking virgin
I almost thought you were this one fag from Tiktok
greasy as fuck bro. you should wash that shit sometime
This is fucking gorgeous dude, I wish I was blond.
Looking great dude
This is okay, if you're going for the twink who wants to be fucked by men mode.
>implying im a bottom
Well you're sure gonna be
If you aren't a bottom, why would you grow long hair your top is meant to use as a handle?
because i find long hair on men attractive + long haired twinks are my type
also that kind of pulling can damage hairs
Yes, long hair on a muscular dude can turn you from a 4 or 5 to an 8 or 9 even if you don't have a great face
I've always liked short/mid-mane the most.
>tfw hair is too thick so I end up looking like a dandelion whenever my hair is mid-length.
I look great with long or short hair, though.
same, the celtic curse
me too bro, are we suposed to put something in it? mine looks great when wet
Also celtic, thick volumous hair.
For me, its Bees wax
Just have to power through and grow it out longer, it being thick means it will be the most glorious when long
I had mid-length hair for a bit and women would stop me to compliment it but it was a pain in the ass and I cut it
>Always getting in my eyes if I don't have product in it
>Can't exercise without a hat on
I'm thinking of trying again and pushing through to the point that I can tie it in a bun. That'd probably make it less annoying
I cut mine once it started getting in my mouth and caught on the barbell when doing squats. It was just long enough to do a bun probably but I have too much self respect for that
i did but i took it too late. im going to look like ben franklin soon
im trying but its taking forever
t. just hit one year anniversary and its not even jaw length in the front (plus its a little curly so it hides some length)
I don’t think that guy is natty
Can't wait for the 2030 pic where he will be a fully transitioned female (male)
Ya but I’m a white guy with messy Freeform dreadlocks and I have like a Norwood 2-3 hairline
I'm letting mine grow, not sure why I cut it in the first place because I look like shit with short hair
the fact that people in this thread really think right is a good look truly drives home the delusion on this board. He looks repulsive, literally bogged. He answered the call
>he calls this long hair
Oh you sweet, summer child.
Hair only grows so fast I’ve been at it for 18 months
Also my hair looks better than yours regardless
Looks like Jim Morrison
Thanks, it looks like Chris Cornell from the front
However my actual face is not nearly as good looking as either of them
wtf is wrong with his fingers?
He fingered your mom a bit too much
how the hell do you take care of long hair anyway? i grew it out to my shoulders during the lockdowns and it looked like absolute shit
yeah, girls make it seem easy
Comb, natural bristle brush, shampoo AND conditioner every time, hair ties without the metal bit on them. Brush is only for dry hair. Wet hair is too weak for a brush. Keep a comb in your pocket in case it's windy or your hair just looks bad during the day. It's what your grandfather did.
None of this applies if your hair is curly
For curly hair-
>shampoo only when needed
>condition it 1-3 times a week
>never ever use a brush, untangle it with a pick in the shower when it’s wet
>leave in conditioner + styling gel
>style it with your fingers as it dries
If your hair is curly, pat it dry using an old t shirt. Don't rub it and don't use a towel.
I use a t shirt and scrunch it right after I put the conditioner and gel in, dries the hair and spreads the gels in
My hair is curly and up until a couple weeks ago it was fairly long. I would shake it out, rub it down with a towel, and brush it back when it was still damp. Worked perfectly fine for me I think you guys are smoking something
what conditioner tho
there are very wide tooth combs for curly hair that wont damage it, and faster than using a pick.
gel is awful for curly hair, tbh any leave in product other than conditioner is not good, but if you want to dress it up use a pomade.
ok i was the guy you replied to. thats way too much work. im just gonna keep it short with 2 on the sides for the rest of my life.
It’s only really 15 minutes of work a couple times a week. The daily compliments and looking hot make it worth it
ok so heres a weird question if youre still here. what do you do with the sides? do you trim the sides and let the top like drape over it or do you just let it ride? and do you clean up the neck?
Nope I’m going for the full flow
If you can find a stylist you trust you can get the split ends trimmed every few months but make sure the fucker won’t cut any length off
blowdry medium low temperature /warm not hot everyday
Simple as,mine looked like shit until I started blowdrying it
you need to shampoo like once a month, condition every other day- once a week depending on your hair type.
Dont use shitty mens products on it, they are designed for short hair where you dont notice any damage being done, and damaged hair gets cut away anyway.
Use unisex alon products, its the same as good womans products but without the girly scents.
using shampoo everytime will absolutely kill your hair over time, washing with just water everyday, and using a leave in conditioner every few days (or on days where you want it to look best, like going on dates etc)
I had waist length blonde hair and cut it to shoulder length back in march and I miss it but I need to try and regrow it healthier.
Looks like a retard on the right
>train for 10 more years
>its the hair
His hair has pretty much nothing to do with the fact that his shoulders are almost twice as wide as they were 10 years ago.
Bros I want to get into finance. I have long hair and a beard. Will this hold me back? I keep my hair long because I have scalp issues that causes some shedding/scabs and my thick hair helps cover up any patches. Not balding btw
you should honestly just ask finance guys. or hang out in a finance area. they literally look like carbon copies of each other. plan accordingly.
Idk any. I work in a very niche stem field and wfh. Whenever my hair is short, you can see red bumps on my scalp and the surrounding hair is thin. When my hair is long, it covers it. Overall my hair is very thick, so it’s not like a legit combover by any means.
ill just say ive never seen a finance guy, especially a newbie, with long hair and a beard.
Finance has no interest in your stem engineering wfh autists
bro you are filling excel sheets, you don't even know how to do a regression, stop acting like you work at ren tech gay lmao
I'm in finance, I can tell you now its not a good look. Long hair and a beard like that will make you look dishevelled in the office.
That’s what I needed to hear. Thanks boss
No idea about finance, but generally if you keep your beard neatly trimmed and tie the hair in a bun, you can pull off a serious look
This is good advice, I always keep my hair in a bun in a professional setting
hahaha holy fuck
imagine needing to factor your job in an office into how you decide to style your hair. sure if you working a fucking factory and don't want your head to get mashed in with the tuna you're processing but jesus, having to consider the opinion of jeff the account manager when you're thinking about how you want to look while sat at a desk or meeting table. the absolute cuckery.
t. untamed midmane fully remote webcam on Teams™ tech worker
>Will this hold me back?
unfortunately yes, there's like 5 haircuts you're allowed to have in finance (+ bald) and either neat moustache or clean shaven. pivot to doing something in computing if you want to keep the hair/beard
I agree, I work in tech and everyone looks like they slept in their clothes and then got hit by a bus on the way to work
i'm not a woman
You’re retarded if you think cutting your hair short is masculine or natural
Yes goyim cut your hair short and shave so you look “presentable” at your slave labor job
>Arnold Shortmoron for example
Okay, the golden rule is a given. You must be more than just in shape to rock long hair properly and not look like some twinky weirdfag. Broad shoulders. Decent enough chin. Not shredded but not chubby strong either or you will look like a hilarious chudy. If beard keep it full grown, thick, but close enough you don't look homeless.
kinda like this guy
Yep this bro zesty
he went from highschool wrestler to gay prostitute.
So thats what an anime character would look like IRL
I've always had my hair around ear/chin length so yeah it's on the longer side. makes me stand out and women always compliment it. takes a little more effort and care than shorter hair but totallly worth it.
a twink called my curls cute
>tfw long hair but receding on the temples
It's a struggle, I spend easily 20+ minutes trying to hide my receding hairline when I go outside
Fuck me bros
>he doesn't do the elrond embrace
Honest his hairline isn't even that bed. Doesn't quite match that V shape just yet.
I have the exact same hairline (plus a 6head) and the long hair and people in college call me elrond, I just roll with it cause what else am I gonna do? trying to hide it feels like a cope to me and would just make me feel worse I think
So, long hair with beard or no beard?
It can be a good look with a beard, and not as many people can pull off the beardless long hair, but the big beard makes you look like an absolute ssooiiboi in recent years.
>look like an absolute ssooiiboi
I agree, but as long as you're not a skinny fat or , god forbid, fat I think you can still pull off the big beard
long hair + shaved bear is a god-tier look, especially if your jawline allows it
depends on your own genetics and preference anon, one of the dumbest things this board does is act like there's a singular perfect male phenotype that all can aspire to. There's many different perfect forms of the various phenotypes and you need to go for the one natural to yourself.
long hair with beard only looks good if both are well kept and neat, I rock it but if I take more than a couple days off from grooming both, its insta hobo mode
i think i've seen this before
>mogs both men and women
how does it do it
Should I go short or long?
go short, but stop taking the sides of your cut so high and short. Go with a low taper and try to keep some volume on the sides of your head, so your head looks wider. You want to keep some bulk on the sides of your head, i think pic related would look good on you
Thanks man. I always thought a higher fade would look harder. I didn't know I have a low fade skull.
I need someone like you to give me advice like this.
left with mustache
Are you finnish?
No I will let them grow a few more
long hair sucks, it feels like you're always drenched in any activity, makes sleep uncomfortable, feels hotter in general
i don't know how girls do it
Do long hair anons IT have any experience with hair bleaching?
I'm getting mine done next week (some highlights, nothing fancy) and am kinda worried about the upkeep afterwards
I kinda want to bleach my dreads white for like a tim skold from kmfdm type look, I'm curious too.
there's a guy in my gym with naturally blonde hair and dreads. looks like shit tbqh. something like pic related would suit him much better
Luscious blond hair wasted on dreads. How sad. Dreads look like shit turds no matter what race the person who has them is. I hate them so much
>Dreads look like shit turds no matter what race the person who has them is.
agreed. if nature has given you something nice, you better show that shit off instead of squandering it. it's not like you'll have hair forever
Nature gave me dreads retard. It would give you them too if you didn't smear petroleum garden gnome products in your scalp. Good luck speeding up your hairloss with the chemicals and tearing/breaking from brushing.
>Incel thinks whites get dreads if they don't use "petroleum garden gnome products"
I have dreads that I got from using renpure tea tree and lemon sage shampoo instead of nasty paraben and sulfate filled shit. It's a fact. Also genetically fully white according to dna testing.
>so insecure she gets a dna test
dreads a shit, theres nothing you can do about it
Nah both my parents did because they are boring boomers and it excited them. Anyways I'm high Neanderthal with likely low myostatin.
Like this white but I'm afraid of ruining my hair because dreads take forever to grow
you have shit taste and deserve to have your hair ruined if you think looks good
unless you have 10/10 face, it'll just look silly
>implying Tim skold has a 10/10 face
he doesn't, but certain people rock the antisocial look without looking awful
I did through my youth successfully dyed hair, shaved off eyebrows and everything.
Just shaved all mine off actually
wish i could get my hair like this. what's this style called?
wolf cut, the one in that pic is layered a bit differently though so if you want that specifically make sure to tell your hairdresser that you want your hair very long and bangs very short
this guy is such a tool. thanks though
yeah i know i watched the full video after posting it and cringed the whole way through
Short hair is for slaves.
I usually use a bun and I like the look of it. I've gotten compliments on it.
What bf% is that in right pic
>what body dysmorphia does to a bro
Bro unironically looked better in the before.
No, I’m balding anyway so couldn’t even if I wanted to.
Wait a second, let me just lift for 10 years and tattoo myself so that I could finally get some bitches.
I had long hair for a while. I never got into the "hair care" side of it. I also tend to have bike oil on my jeans and lug a big rucksack with my sports gear. I cut it after being asked if I was "on the road" too many times. I'll also add, you notice your hair falling out much more often, and if you have receding hair, having long hair accentuates it.
Why having long hair makes it to fall more?, what is the reason?
you just notice long hairs more than short hairs
That's what I think too. I don't think that it falls more.
I fell for the long hair thing when I was younger and I wish I had never done it. A lot of time wasted taking care of that shit for nothing. Long hair is for actors and singers that have a group of hairdressers with them 24/7 to make it look always great. Don't fall for that shit, you are going to waste a lot of time and only a few women find it cool, most of them don't like it.
Always remember, you aren't Brad Pitt in Troy. it isn't going to look as good as with him.
It really isn’t that hard to maintain. I wash my hair 1-3 times a week and it takes maybe 15 minutes and then 1-2 hours to dry. The only maintenance outside of that is styling it with my fingers throughout the day.
yeah this is me
How did that take 4 years? I am maybe 4-6 inches longer in 3. Dont tell me you fell for the "if you trim it it will grow faster" meme
maybe his natural curl makes it seem shorter?
He trims it, this is not 4 years of unrestrained growth obviously
awful garden gnomefro, man. you better straighten that shit
how do i get my hair as curly as yours
curls do hide length but his is taking a long time for some reason
Your curls are perfect, just loose enough to not look like some huge poofy, frizzy garden gnome mess yet still curly.
so what should i do with it?
just keep growing it out?
Yes, it would look pristine, like some 18th century french nobleman
>he looked like that
>but like all noblemen in the 18th century did 4 hours of training per day and more
>mainly martial arts with sharp weapons and acrobatics
>his job: killing people
>his hobby: duels to the death, fucking chicks, killing people
You look awesome dude, i really love your hair. I have something like that too but less curly, and I hope gravity will do its thing once it grows long enough
Ignore all the seething baldcels itt
I used to. Got sick of it and cut it all off this last March. It was fun trying to emulate Sanguinius but man was it a pain to manage
>keep telling my hairdresser I wantto grow my hair out
>just want a trim to tidy it up a bit
>she says she understands
>cuts my sides and back short and just leaves the top disproportionately long
That's your mistake. Some girls just do your hair the way the want their bf to have them
Cut your own hair.
This is a situation where you literally need to speak to the manager. They'll at least compensate you for your loss
lmao she must be so used to cutting zoomzoom hair
>long hair pill
I wish 🙁
Red LED therapy cap. It increases hair growth rate
Snake oil horseshit.
I use it to increase collagen on my face. My beard and eyebrows now grow faster and my forehead wrinkles are gone. It cost me $30 on ebay and I use it every other day.
I can't do long hair. I tried growing it out recently and it was awful to try and maintain everyday. I was forced to wear a hat most of the time to keep the hair out of my face. I hated it. I went back to being short again and love it. I can actually style my hair to a point where it's clean cut and appealing and never have to wear a dumb hat.
I'm a lazy hippie who doesn't trim or haircut for 2-3 years and then I just shave my beard and hair entirely when it feels time. I definitely look a lot better with long hair but unfortunately my hairline is nw2-3 these days. I'm 30 and it still looks good long but I don't know for how long that will last.
I'm 50% a fag but my opinion is that every man looks better with long hair, assuming they can grow it.
Damn. Even with another 30 lb of muscles, he looks worse in the second pic.
its not about hair its about tattoos and make up
from healthy strong and natural looking body to freak roidchud. YIKES!
Any mentally healthy person will see so many red flags and warning signs with these type of guys.
Imagine ruining your health with steroids and getting tattoos just to look more cool with your armani pants on, because you constantly crave attention from strangers in instagram. Always chasing these status symbols you see on advertising to feel better about yourself. This consumer culture has brainwashed and fucked up so many people mentally.
By now everyone should recognize these narsistics with deep inferiority complex and traumatic past full of neglect. They are always superficial, neurotic, and over-compensating their lack of self-esteem by mutilating their body with surgeries or ruining their health with hormones. Chemically castrating themselves to have more hair or chopping their genitals off to be liked more. Cool.
Cope,he mogs 99% of the male population
He actually goes to my gym.
He looks good on these filtered instragram photos that are edited, taken under perfect lighting and picked from hundreds of photos that was taken during that photo session.
In real life.. hes just human like every other IG attention whore who needs the urge to play this game on social media.
You are fucking clueless. Go see what he actually looks like in real life. Dont simp for some random made up edited internet picture from three years ago.
You can see that he is pretty tormented and mentally ill inside..
Still better than chopping your dick off I guess..
Its actually weird how many of these steroids freaks eventually put wig and bras on, shake their ass to the camera and become trans to seek even more attention and appreciation that they dont feel from within.
He looks very handsome. I know its tren and all but still.
His eyes gives it away if you can look past the steroids and heavy filter.
All these images are so fake these days anyways. This is a same girl in all of these photos, that she has posted on a same month. Dudes with body dysmorphia are doing exactly the same.
That image just screams body dysmorphia. This board used to be about casual fitness and training, nowadays every thread is about neurotic over-compensation to deal with your body dysmorphia by chasing these superficial status symbols.
I had long hair down to my chest from the time I was 14 years old until I was 20. I’ve had an undercut ever since (I’m 31 now). Best decision I ever made. Long hair is so uncomfortable. It retains heat and it always gets in the way. It’s not worth having. Then you have to keep in mind that most girls don’t like it. Some do but they’re very niche.
I have no fucking idea why there is not less bodybuilders in internet then 4chanrards for example, but this is how it is.
No, I'm an opinionated asshole snd sometimes I get in to fights and I'm growing something extra to get ripped out.
The dude in OPs photo does the most cringe TikToks to entertain random kids with his muscles for internet fame.
Why do people feel the urge to create these perfect fake images/versions of themselves in instagram and tiktok these days? Pretty cringe and un-masculine behaviour, no matter how much steroids you take.
Oh well, as I suspected, another pooftah
>Six pack on a beer belly
How is that even possible?
Human Growth Hormone = Roidgut
Used to, now too brainwashed from my time in the military to ever grow it out again
No man should have short hair. Leave the low fades to gays and subhumans
>posts a guy with short hair
Yup you’re retarded. You cannot be saved
>got hair, tattoos, obviously looks like a model
>still takes pics in bathroom by himself.
That speaks of high drive to improove self, but not to improove surroundings. I.e. a supermodel would have pics taken by someone else
Are you autistic? He obviously took that picture to do a side by side comparison
A pill made of hair sounds quite disgusting ngl