Have you taken the plant pill yet, anon?

Have you taken the plant pill yet, anon?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to today

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got a couple bonsai trees I'm growing. A couple of bigger house plants too. Plants are fun and annoying. They are like non moving children

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theoretically speaking, what would happen if one were to put their penis into a pitcher plant?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know anon, but this is not a tread for theory. Go try and report back with your findings.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pitcher plants are filled with digestive acids. Basically a stomach

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      it would start milking your wiener until
      1) you are dead
      or
      2) your penis somehow falls off
      don’t even get me started on ballsack pollination

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only grow temperate species outdoors, have several hundred species tho.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful. What is that wooden table thing?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        feeding platform for the doves.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/aJb8Fm5.jpg

      feeding platform for the doves.

      Is this your garden arborbro

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plants reduce stress <=> higher Testosterone

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      indoor plants is some cuck shit lol

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        My gf bought them for me

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Very nice

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Prune your shit man, jesus

        • 12 months ago
          SwedishBrorsan

          i absolute hate people who does this, fills up the entire windows with plants to the point that the quality of air begin to smell "shut in"
          and not a single plant is edible

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/RNxL0ia.jpg

          Plants reduce stress <=> higher Testosterone

          https://i.imgur.com/xca3bv3.jpg

          Have you taken the plant pill yet, anon?

          You know we have these things called gardens anon. You do live on at least 50 acres right?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stop being an annoying little homosexual, are you on your period and need validation from random strangers?
            Is that why you've been making this moronic post multiple times itt?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cozy as frick, I want one of those bigger ones you've got, only have a small one currently.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks nice man

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vft
    that thing is pretty annoying to grow, nepenthes is less annoying

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >annoying
      all you do is put them in the sun and keep the pot sitting in a saucer of water. that's literally it.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have 8 plants, I enjoy nurturing them and watching them grow

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    They die.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You die.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I only grow stuff I can eat though (and some roses)

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rate my plants IST

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a joke? Some of the worst plants I’ve ever seen

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what I'm doing wrong 🙁 Do I need to water more?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Different plants require different things, and overwatering is a thing too.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, I know. I don't really know if I should water them more or less. Also is there anything else I can do besides watering? I tried repotting the big plant. Maybe the problem is having the window open at night?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lookup what kind of plants you have and google how to take care of them. There should be apps that can help determine what you've got.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                You could try closing window sure but I think usually it's a watering issue. And as other anon said, look up what the plant needs etc. you'll probably find out what's wrong through that

                Good to know. I am determined to try to save them.

                You should mulch your plants bro, even like a half inch layer of grass clippings will wonders

                Thanks anon, I'll try this.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              You could try closing window sure but I think usually it's a watering issue. And as other anon said, look up what the plant needs etc. you'll probably find out what's wrong through that

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice bait blyat

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should mulch your plants bro, even like a half inch layer of grass clippings will wonders

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'd be better off if you dumped them in a mulchy part of the forest and let nature try to resuscitate them. Nice cactus tho, those are pretty easy to care for.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    cool, but remember plants can be dangerous

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have a snake plant and it produces oxygen at night apparently

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    are there any plants that require 0 light? i will be living in basement and heard snake plant is good but still requires a little light...

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you live in any enclosed area without much light they will die.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a lot of weed in my apartment, but in the summer you could smell weed from the lobby entrance of my block. I had to stop... the doorman was giving me the angry look and the tattooed b***h from the apartment downstairs kept smiling as I walked by. I grow cubes now. I'm hydrating popcorn to sterilize tomorrow.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      where do you live that you found those in the wild?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        South brasil, border with uruguay

        Sieg heil

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never understand people who like gardening for any reason other than home grown food / spices.
    What the frick is the point of a fricking fern?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They look nice, and I enjoy taking care of them. Also, when I'm having my morning coffee, or just don't have much else to do, I can enjoy the "view" from my window and appreciate the plants beauty.

      Its also quite relaxing to get up close and appreciate at the small details, or just touch the plants.

      You should get a flower or something and try to appreciate what you've got.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Facts

        Plants are like pets that don't frick up the house. Also shows the people that come over that you at least have enough responsibility to keep something that depends on you alive, which women are drawn to naturally.

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just bought a pot of clovers that was on sale because it's way past st. patrick's day
    it's a reallt easy plant to take care of, if you can't be fricked

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    useless

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    both plant pill and shroom pill

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is that red stuff on top of the jars?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        gasket silicone, creating self healing injection ports to keep contamination out when inoculating the jars with a syringe

    • 12 months ago
      SwedishBrorsan

      are you farming mushroom in saw dust or something ? im not even sure what im looking at

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Det är lite olika blandningar, men de där är mestadels ris och råg för cubensis. Det vita är svampmycelet. För shiitake kör jag mestadels sågspån och träflis. För ostronskivling duger det gott med typ vadsomhelst, kör oftast pastöriserad halm...

        • 12 months ago
          SwedishBrorsan

          intressant, blivit rätt nyfiken på svampar på sista tiden men låter rätt krångligt att sätta igång med egen svamp odling

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Äh, det är väl bara att ge det några försök. Krävs ju inte någon jätteinvestering i varken effektiv tid eller pengar.

            • 12 months ago
              SwedishBrorsan

              den överlever nog förmodligen inte om man snickrar ihop en låda fylld med sågspån ute på balkongen ?
              har ögnat igenom lite olika artiklar som visar snickrade lådor, igenpluggade stubbar osv

              vore kul att pröva på iaf och ha gratis svamp som förgyller kötträtter och så

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Der din dung hing dugen kogen kin?

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I neglected to water it and it died

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're a fricking gay.
    I do Real plant growing not sissy indoor plantkeeping

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >real growing
      >bare soil
      >drip feed line

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have however I suck at plants because I forget to take care of them. But that’s more so representative of my generally lack of self care to begin with. Been working on fixing my life, hopefully I can have a bonsai tree stay alive. I was once really good with plants and able to have them thrive without even knowing shit about how to care for them just eyeballing how they’re doing.
    I currently have this bonsai I made, and an Australian umbrella tree that would have died if I didn’t re plant it into a pot due to where it was growing (Outdoor AC unit). The umbrella tree is doing great but I think it’s a hardy plant.
    Any plant bros know of low effort plants I can keep indoors? I had to accept bonsais need to stay outside to really thrive. But I want to have a collection of bonsai trees or plants that look like trees around my house.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      any succulent

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pothos

        I was hoping for a more “tree” like plant. Not necessarily a tree, since it seems just about every tree truly needs to be outside to thrive, but something that looks similar to a tree. Especially if I can train it like a bonsai make it stay small etc.

        I’m considering finding a few weed type plants and taking a clipping to try this on. There’s definitely plants considered to be weeds that have hard branches like bark when they get old enough.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude you should try ficus ginseng. They are pretty cheap, sturdy and solid plants that resemble a tree very much. Get them in ikea or hofer or sth, I have a few and they are super nice..

          I water them once a week or so and they are going strong... most people dont know but what kills a plant is poor drainage, i.e. water not being able to escape / evaporate properly, causing internal rot. Check the soil moisture at the bottom of the plant and if its constantly soggy, sopping wet thats bad. There needs to be at least a bit of air coming and going.If the plants seems dry put your finger into the soil about one knuckle deep. If there is very little or no soil stuck to your finger its time to water. As far as orchids grow I found out that they strongly dislike direct sun, should be a shaded area they frow in, like a room with a northfacing window

          Plants are based ,blessed thread

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’ve always hated this tree but I never saw one that was larger than 6”. I’ll give one of these a shot. I want to have a decent sized bonsai somewhere near my office setup

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh so you want it really big I see.. these can get costly, the bigget the ficus ginseng the bigger the price.. you could just go for some bigger dracena, like with the wooded trunk, I have one about meter and a half tall, looks neat and has that jungle vibe to it

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s not that it needs to be big but for this tree(ficus) that’s the only way I like it. When they’re short they just have stubby bundles of bulbous roots for a trunk and it looks gross to me and just not really “tree-like.” If I did root over rock I think it could look more tree like to me like picrel

                My ultimate goal is to have several indoor trees and other various plants so off that I simultaneously do want a bigger bonsai tree. I know they get pricey, I’m not paying $400 for a tree any time soon. I know it takes a long time but I’d rather grow my own large bonsai

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pothos

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    will my health improve if i get some plants that specifically produce a lot of oxygen

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I grow venus flytraps as a hobby

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you make sure they get to eat insects, or is that not as important? Just got mine yesterday, and just realised there aren't any flies or anything ever in my room/apartment. I'm also on the 6th floor, so opening the window won't really attract much.

      Should I buy dead insects to feed them with?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have read you can feed some of them fish food like insect pellets or bloodworms

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feet mine cigarette butts, reminds me of dad.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean you obviously turned out fine, how bad can it be?

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have plant it dies for no reason
    i even gave it enough water and sunlight these things are a scam

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bulking tips for my pitcher plant? I wanna see how thick, tight, solid I can get it

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get frozen/thawed pinkie mice and give it one per week.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looking thick, tight and solid anon. Can’t wait to see the progress

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Currently on the cactus a day diet. I gotta say its tough but it should be worth it by the end of my cut

  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any plants that cats don't want to frick up, and don't need much light?

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've taken the 1800-sq-ft-orchid-and-bromeliad greenhouse pill my nignog
    >it's hell living in pic related, do any steroid abusing South American women with megaclitorises want to adopt me?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I've taken the 1800-sq-ft-orchid-and-bromeliad greenhouse pill my nignog
      based

      >steroid abusing South American women with megaclitorises
      a man of culture

  28. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I’ll post my bonsai in a bit. Last year I bought two small tables to occupy the wall space under my window and loaded them with my trees. I sometimes lean into my Brazilian Raintree and take a hit of oxygen. Feels Goodman.

  29. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried and they all kept dying. Makes me worried about my future kids.

  30. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the far right (bottom?) plant?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a "common asparagus fern". Just got it a few days ago.

  31. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm also a pretty shit plant care taker. Here are 3 bonsai trees I'm growing. The 2 on the left lost some leaves because I was being lazy about care for a month. They needed to be repotted and I was too busy with work and life

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice pots

      https://i.imgur.com/bVx8cy3.jpg

      And then I also have a set of orchids. People say they are hard to care for but they are the easiest of my house plants. So far.

      The rest of my plants are just other common grocery store stuff

      orchids are looking good as well, how long have you had them?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks. I've only had them for a few months now

        Mimosa trees?

        Royal Poinciana

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mimosa trees?

  32. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    And then I also have a set of orchids. People say they are hard to care for but they are the easiest of my house plants. So far.

    The rest of my plants are just other common grocery store stuff

  33. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of my plant windows

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lovely!!

  34. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've only got a Monstera but I love the little homie.
    I'll be getting some dirt soon to replant it in a larger pot.
    Thinkinh of getting one or two Mother-in-law's tongues soon, one for the living room and one for the bedroom.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had your mother-in-law's tongue in my bedroom last night, would definitely recommend.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok

  35. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have. I'm running out of windows to put plants on

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      pics or u r a liar

  36. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite is saving a $7 orange tree from Walmart to now having it blooming hundreds of buds.

  37. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haha theres definitely a certain “plant” I commonly associate with my life if you know what I mean broooo hahaaa

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Onions?

  38. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    man I never realized how lucky I was that me mum kept a literal jungle in the apartment while I was a kid, we're talking palms, fig trees, the whole lot
    took out tons on the small terrace when it got warm enough
    shit was so cash compared to the lifeless prison cell thing I've got going on rn

  39. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know, I'm somewhat of a gardener myself.

  40. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have any good vine plants that would look nice in these wall planters?
    Any other plant recommendations that would work well in these? I want to gradually make my PC set up surrounded by plants. I plan to add some shelving to have little moss terrariums on and maybe build a little framed moss wall to go near the monitor on the right side

    Thinking string of pearls but it looks kinda ugly to me I like moss and things with nice flat leaves not this anal bead looking plant

  41. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm anti plant pilled.

    I take care of them every week and literally all they do is just sit there looking stupid. Buy art or sculptures instead, or cool plastic plants with exotic colors.

  42. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    im new to plant care and i recently got this little pot of succulents
    ill try my best not to kill it

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't kill succulents without actually trying to kill them

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        you haven’t met me then
        (just kidding, my zanzibar aloe that i got a while ago is doing alright)

  43. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    started with little cacti and haworthias, i ended up buying a literal forest (30 hectares)

    the plantpill is too powerful

  44. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

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