>he didn't pass the toiler paper roll test

>he didn't pass the toiler paper roll test

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bitch what

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      toilet paper roll test is when you stick your erect penis in a toilet paper roll and see if it can fit, if it's smaller, then you know you can't pleasure a woman in the purely physical sense

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's impossible to make a woman orgasm solely from penetration regardless of how big your cock is

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that's not true, it's just rare. i had an ex who i could make cum ridiculously hard when i had her lay on her side and fucked her with my very average penis. i doubt she was faking it because her face would go deep red when she came, and her pussy would get absolutely soaking wet.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well some girls cum by just rubbing their nipples. Usually women who coom during penetration have clitoris in optimal place for friction stimulation.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Women do not need to orgasm. They exist to produce and raise children.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >produce
            yes
            >raise
            fuck no. before feminists cried about one single child dying in his father's care forcing the entire system from then on to favour the mother, children especially males were raised by their fathers, even in tribal societies its either the father or the mother's brother

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              By raise I'm talking about the years where they need to clean up shit and pop a titty.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            king

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He doesn’t know women can’t get pregnant without le petit muerte

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I've never pleasured a woman in my life

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Holy cope

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          4u

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Virgin detected

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My ex would literally have seizure like symptoms from penetration, sometimes I got worried that she was going to have an aneurysm when I picked her up and fucked her while standing. Happened every time in that position too

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ur gf was faking it gay

            • 1 month ago
              Sage

              No way. I stimulated her cavewoman brain by holding her up in midair and bustin those guts. Maybe you just need to work on the parts of arousal that aren't penis or vagina

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >standing fucking
            I never realized how uncommon this was just because I was a coomer and it was constantly in scenes. I only realized it when 3 girls outright said they've never had a guy hold them up and fuck them.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Exactly. Most men are not strong enough/don't have the body awareness/gf too fat to do this. I never asked my ex why she liked it, but I always assumed it was because she liked knowing i was so strong that I could literally do whatever I wanted with her. Or something like that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          youre not wrong but dont let that stop retards from telling you otherwise. actual clit orgasms operate for women the same way orgasms for men do where the second you make them cum they are going to beg for you to stop fucking them because its too sensitive. all of that "multiple orgasm" shit is fake news and anyone who buys into it is a fucking retarded sucker

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You sound like a virgin

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Some men can have multiple orgasms anon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wait why are people laughing at this
          Go watch what sex feels like for a woman, they get most of their sensation through clitoris stimulation

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't know about rape

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          baby dick

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >penetration
          Huh? Wait you guys can't make a woman cum 6 times just from having her gaze on your visage? Oh man. That's embarrassing

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're retarded, anon. Or at the very least, you misunderstand a very simple premise. It's not extremely common that a woman orgasms from penetration alone (although not as rare as virgins such as yourself think) but that's not due to insufficient physical stimulus, it's because they need emotions attached to the whole experience, whether that's the fulfilment of some whorish kink or genuine feelings they have for their partner. I'm 7x6in and my wife orgasms without fail from penetration + hugging/kissing/eye contact and generally making her feel secure. If you weren't a skinnyfat 5-foot incel you'd know how easy it is.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She's cumming from it because you have a huge dick and that's it, retard

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I can confirm, I have a hug dick and I am also very very retarded.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You have never pleasured a girl in your life.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's not true at all. I've met a few. It's more like a spectrum. Some girls seem to not be able to at all, others can with some work, a rare few will squeal on your average dick with orgasm because they're hypersensitive or some shit I dunno.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Facts and also depends on your connection with them.
            My gf cums from me sucking and playing with her nipples, she cums almost every 30 seconds when we fuck and after we are done she lays there twitching and shaking for a few minutes afterwards, pretty sure its her body trying to suck/squeeze the cum through the cervix into her womb.
            Shes not the first woman I've made cum so hard either, previous girl I was with I made cum from body contact and sucking/licking her ear. It sounds absurd but 100% truth, you get a woman turned on enough and she can turn into an orgasm factory cumming at the drop of a hat to anything.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this is a jap test and i cant figure out if they mean length or girth or both

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Prolly lenght, toilet paper rolls are quite girthy, can't imagine many men have girthier dicks

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/UYrR8Zj.jpg

            >he didn't pass the toiler paper roll test

            toilet paper roll test is when you stick your erect penis in a toilet paper roll and see if it can fit, if it's smaller, then you know you can't pleasure a woman in the purely physical sense

            Is this some kind of a joke?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >11mm diameter
              this image was made by an american right or are your rolls really that tiny? I thought americans wanted everything big, especially toilet paper

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >11mm diameter core
              lmao what, if that's the measurement I actually get the point of that """test"""
              I always thought you were supposed to use euro rolls, some blackpill bullshit like "anything below 6ft is manlet."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thats retarded they are lot of different paper roll size within one country. Even more worldwide

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he didnt pass the 16oz monster can test

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      99.99% of men can't compared to a fucking 16oz monster can you piece of shit. Youd have to have a 10inch dick with 6.35inches of girth to match 16oz. My dick can fit through a TP roll and I've made women cum multiple times in one session.

      Go outside you larping gays. Bragging online about your fake penis isn't going to fix your fucked up face.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The monster can test is for length not volume you fucking retard

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cope, dicklet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The monster can test is for length not volume you fucking retard

        >pencil peepees believe this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure they were faking it anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Go outside you larping gays. Bragging online about your fake penis isn't going to fix your fucked up face.
        Presumably neither would going outside.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >My dick can fit through a TP roll
        >6.35 girth
        pick one dumbfuck. I'm barely 6 inches girth and I definitely don't fit in a tp roll

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What's it like to have zero reading comprehension? I would hate to go through life like that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        holy dicklet cope

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        youre supposed to chug the can in 30 seconds or less you idiot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      99.99% of men can't compared to a fucking 16oz monster can you piece of shit. Youd have to have a 10inch dick with 6.35inches of girth to match 16oz. My dick can fit through a TP roll and I've made women cum multiple times in one session.

      Go outside you larping gays. Bragging online about your fake penis isn't going to fix your fucked up face.

      >thought it meant putting it up your ass
      Maybe I do have the big gay after all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      99.99% of men can't compared to a fucking 16oz monster can you piece of shit. Youd have to have a 10inch dick with 6.35inches of girth to match 16oz. My dick can fit through a TP roll and I've made women cum multiple times in one session.

      Go outside you larping gays. Bragging online about your fake penis isn't going to fix your fucked up face.

      >most

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah your dick isnt 10" by 7" and thats a 12oz can, shut the fuck up

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dare i ask

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i managed to get it on halfway while flaccid, but felt myself getting a boner and went full panic mode. i got it off but it hurt pretty bad for the rest of the day. i'm not even average in girth

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >his cock cant break open a shitty carton tube
      ngmi softdick

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: virgins making up metrics for sex

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      only good post itt (i didnt read anything else)

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just tried this and I couldn't fit it in past the head. Does this really mean my dick is big? What is the girth of a toilet paper roll?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This joke is older than the Internet lmao. I remember I got trolled by my older brother with this and aways thought I had a small dick until multiple women told me how big it was

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >IST is so low IQ it doesn't realize that there is no standard toilet paper roll size

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >my penis isn't small, my toilet rolls are just extra large that's all!!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every single cardboard tube )toilet paper, paper towel, or wrapping paper) I've ever seen in my 30 years on this earth have been the exact same size. And that size is smaller than my erect penis. Barely. But it's enough.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        define smaller, length or width

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My Dick is 8 inches length with a 5 inch circumference finding condoms that fit and feel good are a bitch

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    On penis inspection day I always felt kind of gross when it was my turn to do the toilet paper roll test because of how many other penises as been in the roll they used. Do they change them for each person?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why would you think that considering the absolute state of education funding

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I always wanted to go first. Went to a shit school and there were always rumours about someone having something

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I still have flashbacks. That was the worst day at school I ever had.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was for me too, as not only was I the only uncircumcised kid at my school, I was actually born with two foreskins, and ofc we did our inspections in the same room with the other boys.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My dick doesn't even fit in flaccid, but I haven't had sex in over 7 years. Monkey's paw in action

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw can only barely fit the head through but still a virgin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get used to disappointing blowjobs early, anon.

      https://i.imgur.com/85GjrTS.png

      [...]
      >pencil peepees believe this

      I have an 8" x 6" dick. I feel like I can't wear shorts in public. Condoms that fit me are more expensive. I have accidentally broken most sex toys I bought out of frustration.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hurts women
        >shitty blowjobs
        >dick always in the way
        I’m glad I was born as a 6x5 grower. Massive cocks are openly useful for impressing other men

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well it's good for teasing thirsty bitches on dating apps and completely ruining expectations of sex.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I’m sure showing off your hog is great, not hating on your hustle at all.. personally I wouldn’t trade at this point in my life. I’ve been with a couple girls who we needed lube or else I wouldn’t fit and my current gf winces a little when I put it in her

            I love being able to pound balls deep from behind and even then I have to be careful about hitting cervix

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guve me one (1) good reason why I should give a fuck about my dick size.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because deep inside you want a female partner, you want to be able to pleasure her, make her addicted to your dick. Any male that is not homosexual wants this. Anything else is pure cope.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Literally none of that has to do with dick size, women are chumps who can cum with a 4 incher.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ok virgin

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ;^)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm never having sex anyways so why should I care?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because you know that's untrue in the sense that, it's not literally impossible for you to have sex. In fact, it's very possible.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No it isn't.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Because....?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hasn't happened thus far. Why would it happen now?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You know it's not one of those things that just randomly happens, right?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes and no.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                In simpler words, if you're gonna be a gay that doesn't pursue women, you won't have sex

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nice trips. And it's true because I don't want to make them uncomfortable. I don't want a harassment charge.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's just more cope m8, in the real world you don't get reported to the police for asking a woman out

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The thing I'm more realisticly concerned about is making them feel uncomfortable.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Women like attention you tard, if you ask like a normal person and leave them the option to just say no, then why would they feel uncomfortable lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why would they want attention from me?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They want attention from any male because it validates their ego, confirming that they are desired

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >source: trust me bro
                No they don't.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I want to believe

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm short, have an ugly face and I'm autistic as shit.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My dick cannot slide into the roll >=(

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They made toilet tubes narrower in recent years. Not even a good metric for a stellar laphog anymore.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 4.5 girth
    It's over

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw 4.25 girth

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he didn't pass the other man's butthole test

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I've ever fit inside a toilet paper roll. I can't even get it past my glans.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am going to subtly brag about my passing of this test on my snap story and see if it reels in any whores tonight.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Update: no bites last night, but my fat incel friend did message me to complain about his small dick

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It only takes me 2 squares to wipe on average. I've been on the same 12 pack for almost 2 years.
    I pass the toilet paper test.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Speak for yourself dude

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      PE cock growth inspo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was born with a fat hog. Dunno if you can grow it to my size

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Girth bro’s (>6 inch girth) do we align ourselves with the micro penises or the pencil dicks for the coming penile war?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fits inside
    it's over
    bpa and garden gnomes fucked with my tissue

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i cant even fit my nob in it, also 7 inch length btw

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My cock wasnt even fully hard and I can't fit it in no matter what
    Why do I even have self esteem issues. My penis is a big, meaty fucker that women NEED to have in them

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Girth of penis isn't consistent, gets thinner toward the base

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women say they want thickness but they just don't want skinny dick. I'm just over 6 inches long but I'm very thick. I haven't measured because I've had every single partner tell me I'm thicker than anyone else. Not the longest but the chick who had the most partners said I was massive compared to literally everyone she has had.

    It sucks for a lot of reasons.

    Blowjovs are harder, chicks need to use their hand they're not getting much past the tip.

    Need to lube up unless you're going for twenty minutes foreplay. Anal is very much harder to do, possible but honestly it's too much work for something idc that much for.

    Itb didn't hit different for all women. I have only had three that loved it but honestly they were just really into fucking. I've had one hookup blow me and tell me she wouldn't fuck me ever because she was with a guy slightly smaller and she felt like shit for a week. My guess is not enough lube.

    It's not up to the hype. Give me an extra three inches length to lasso butches with

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Being thick is better than being thin no matter how much you try to spin it
      100% of women would choose your thick penis over my 4.3in pencil dick if given the choice
      It's simply a hard irrefutable fact
      >muh get good with mouth and fingers
      Is a major cope, because there's nothing stopping a big guy from getting good at foreplay either
      Assuming equal personality, equal financial situation, any woman would very gladly abandon a man with a thin dick in favor of a man with a thick dick, given the opportunity to do so

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My penis is like 4.9 inches at best and that's no bone pressed. Give me one reason why I shouldn't just end it. Also what causes this? I'm not even short. Is it because I was fat and sedentary as a kid, leading to low testosterone while growing up?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mines 7inch i literally could not stop having boners and thinking about fucking classmates and my teachers from about grade 3 up. im 120lbs skinny as fuck smoke and drink coffee everyday.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >4.9 inches at best and that's no bone pressed
      so what is it bone pressed, thats the official measurement method, hope you got a lot of fat

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Notice how every e-statter has a length/girth that ends in .0? 5.5 circumference? Nah I'm 6 bro, it's pretty much the same!

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >clits grow when steroids are taken
    >penises don't grow when steroids are taken
    Why is this the case?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i pass and cant have anal with her because pain
    now what?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gape her ass until it stretches, bitches can fit horses in there and you're not bigger than that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anal only works if shes actually into it and her mind right now is "its pain". you start by playing with the hole, then one finger, then two fingers, maybe a plug and only afterwards your dick and I mean each difficulty at seperate sexual encounters. anal is pretty lame btw, only the sphincter is tight

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        anal sucks. It makes your dick smell like literal poop for a week straight, I don't care how much you try to wash it. That smell lingers

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Despite making up 5% of the population, 90% of the 7+ inch dicks are on IST

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Like with height, most guys never actually measure. They just pick the biggest plausible number they can get away with telling people.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically believe most of IST even leftoids here.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >He doesn't know how to use the three seashells

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he desn't know that there are different girths of toilet paper rolls

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone looking for girth gains, look into clamping. Treat it like part of your workout routine and you will see results after at least 1 month of consistent training.
    I am always surprised how much thicker mine got everytime I get hard, you guys will be happier with extra girth

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw my dick is bent to the side so I can't take the test properly
    I sometimes wonder if it'll fit into a girl's vaginas without it feeling like I'm gonna snap my dick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tfw mine is bent down so I can only fuck at a right angle and never be really intimate, feelsbadman

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My nob passes the toilet roll test, but my shaft doesn't.....

    Do women like alien vs predator penises ???

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