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1k for slice SURE
This is from the cheesecake factory website.
1 slice is xbox hueg though
Grim
cheese cake factory slices are also 2-3 times larger than OP
How come it doesn't feel that filling despite being so calorie dense?
Sugar and fat is easy to eat, doesn't make you feel that full. Hence why pastries are like 500-1000 calories but you can definitely eat more than 1 if you wanted to, and they don't fill you up alone.
Your body will crave food until you consume a sufficient amount of protein. Conversely, sugar can increase food cravings regardless of other factors.
A well informed answer on IST. Well I'll be.
high calorie/litre ratio, you end up with very small but fattening foods
>how come I don't feel much volume when the food I consume is of a high density?
Cheesecake factory is THE nutritional hellscape. Food is absolute garbage and tastes like it too.
Jesus... how long would it take for diabetes to come knocking on your door if you ate two of these everyday?
Cheesecake Factory is notorious for having the highest ranking calorie-packed foods in general, not just their cheesecakes. Pic rel is their chicken Costoletta with 2,610 calories. Using them as a standard is disingenuous.
The average slice of cheesecake has 250-400 calories. Which is still high but far from 1k.
>Pic rel is their chicken Costoletta with 2,610 calories
Honestly how? I don't think the meal could be this calorie dense if it was pure fat. I simply isn't big enough.
It looks like a small plate but I imagine if they carried it out to you it'd be massive
this
I love being American. Look at all that nutrition you get for just a few bucks. Yuros always seethe and idk why. You have to pay more for smaller servings and less food in europe. In the US it's the same price but you get wayyyy more. Anything you don't finish you get to take home and boom you got 2 meals out of 1, sometimes even 3. Yuros think they're above leftovers for some reason. They want to pay extra for less but GOD FORBID you put ice in their drink or they feel like they're getting cheated.
>A few bucks
That chicken slop is 20-25$
>Pic rel is their chicken Costoletta with 2,610 calories.
how. Even if it were pure lard 2,610 kcal comes out to almost 300g, there simply doesn’t seem to enough matter there to provide 2,600kcal
How do I make this ultimate bulking cheesecake?
Literally just make standard cheesecake, it's always that calorically dense.
No it frickin isn't.
See:
I remember Eddie Hall saying that a family size cheesecake is part of his dinner.
Pic related is a 720 calorie slice of plain cheesecake, and OP's slice is bigger than that. See for yourself: https://brinker-chilis.cdn.prismic.io/brinker-chilis/5cce052a-9fda-4dfc-a163-4a0a05b192e5_Chilis-Nutrition-Menu-Generic.pdf
I'm not opening that link. Post an image!
Fine, here you go. And then of course there's also what other anon posted:
The people who are designing and pushing this goyfeed NEED to be shot in the back of their heads ASAP
you could also just not be a homosexual who thinks ancient desserts are a conspiracy
dud what. I eat Pizza thats over 450g thats 1000kcal
How could that be true when 578g of boneless skinless chicken breast is 1000kcal?
165kcal per 100g is a bit misleading since its already cooked at that point and we are speaking of a protein ratio of about 0.3
Raw chickenbreast is 110kcal per 100g.
but yeah, Im also wondering how that pizza, 460g, has 855kcal.
I think you missed the point I'm making. You can't compare different foods gram for gram like that and expect them to all have comparable caloric density. Cheesecake is a bunch of cream cheese, eggs, and sugar mixed together. It's nothing like pizza, just like pizza is nothing like chicken breast. That's my point.
yeah sure, but wouldnt you think of pizza as quite calory dense food usually?
Yes, but not necessarily more dense than a pile of cream cheese, eggs, and pure sugar.
still its a head scratcher that a 460g Pizza can have 855kcal while the same mass of cooked chicken breast has 759
Not at all, because pizza has a different composition than chicken. More refined carbs in the crust, for instance.
Yeah it's likely incorrect. The average caloric density of bread alone is higher than 855/460. Assuming half of the mass of the pizza is bread (it's probably more, but irrelevant) which is 855/460 calories/gram - if only 51% of the other ingredients are more calorically dense than bread (they typically are) the info is incorrect. Pizza will almost never be <2 calories/gram.
>still its a head scratcher that a 460g Pizza can have 855kcal while the same mass of cooked chicken breast has 759
Is it? Pizza is mostly carbs and chicken breast is mostly protein, and both carbs and protein come in at 4kcal per gram. The difference is made up by the somewhat higher fat content of the pizza (depending on how greasy it is)
Are you moronic
The "cake" is quite literally heavy cream, cream cheese, eggs, sugar, and a dash of flour salt and vanilla. I suppose you could raise those calories by topping it with buttercream frosting instead of fruit or something.
I can't think of a more calorie-dense desert other than one of those super-sized fast food "milkshakes."
replace the cream cheese with high protein yoghurt. im doing that for 'protein brownies' when my brownie pan arrives
Quarter of a cheese cake per day and my dirty bulk is done, I wish
I prefer to eat an entire homemade coconut every day.
Based
emu meatballs?
What the actual frick is homemade coconut
Based beyond belief
He's saying a homemade muffin that has coconut in it.
Classic
Reminder this guy became so based they resorted to cancelling him.
I really fricking hate how ~~*they*~~ figured out that you can label anything "misinformation" and the vast majority of people will mindlessly accept it being censored without any further research or thought.
npc meme is real
nobody accepts shit
it's all bots and banned free speech
I know people in real life who praise any time someone gets de-platformed for "misinformation." They don't even look into what the person was saying, the headline just accuses the person of "spreading misinformation" and the knee-jerk reaction they have is to praise their censorship. It's absolutely disgusting.
i mean it is information, but it is wrong. god people are so stupid you do not even deserve to die
All the articles I can find don't even say what the misinformation was, so how can anyone judge for themselves? Oh right, because they're not supposed to judge for themselves, people just get labeled "misinformation spreaders" and de-platformed and we should just trust that the censors are always in the right and never question it.
Masks don't work
covid came from a lab
lab funded by us tax stolen money
vaccines don't work
covid isn't dangerous unless you mainline goybean oil and are super morbidly obese
corporations got 8 trillion in handouts
small businesses all died
inflation is up 20%
>i think X is bad
vs.
>you shouldn't do X because it does this and this
>source: my ass
Rocket science, I know.
See:
None of the articles say what information was being stated, all posts have been deleted, we just have to trust that the right decision was made.
Do bottoms really?
wouldnt want to eat uncultured vegetables
Someone post the Baz one
It's funny because it still looks like he has a potbelly
Having six insulin spikes per day tends to do that.
lmao. this is the only part of the paper that I look forward to reading every week.
>vegies
This homie growing palms at his crib
Imagine eating this and doing all the men's health exercises too. You'd be a living meme
>It's real
LMAO
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/the-feed/article/misinterpreted-pete-evans-apologises-for-sharing-cartoon-with-supposed-neo-nazi-symbol-and-is-dropped-by-publisher/ltb073hl7
For me, it's activated almonds
I ate an entire cocomut once. The amount fiber is insane and it clogged up my gut for 2 days.
drink more wa'er
>a homosexual holding stuff is 1000 cal no matter what item he's holding
Noted, thanks anon
A small slice of cheese cake is not 1k calories. It's dense but not that dense
Yes, it is. See:
Cheesecake is insanely caloric to a degree no one seems to understand or expect.
So cheesecake is gods bulk cheat code?
eggs and dairy have always been.
a watermelon is basically just water with sugar, though.
and some fiber, and a very decent easily absorbed chunk of vitamin C and other antiox
it can have a good place in most diets
Is cheesecake good? The idea of eating a big ass pizza looking cheese with fruit doesn't seems appetizing
Try it or don’t.
Its not actual cheese, its heavy cream filled with sugar and butter
It’s cream cheese homosexual
Yes it is very good and worth a try homemade is best
It's not cheese it's a thick cream loaf that tastes like the young monica bellucci of cakes if your average grocery store birthday cakes were middle aged amy schumer.
Basically it's the Really Good vs Not even worth your time of cakes.
it's cream cheese with sugar, not much to it but it's very good.
calories, calories, calories
why do people completely disregard nutritional value of fruit and vegetables and how much of it actually is absorbed?
CICO mentality and its effects have been a disaster for nutrition discussion.
They don't and a good chunk of this board at any given time is a shit storm of cultists for various diets furiously debating which "eat only X" meme is superior based on it's nutritional value. CICO is just very useful for weight loss and no amount of super special dieting technique will overcome it. You can make arguments about body composition but no one is eating a cheesecake only diet and then bragging about their sickly, mostly lean mass weight loss just because they did technically follow CICO. Any diet within reason following CICO will lose weight and maintain proper body composition while doing so, all the rest is just a cherry on top at best and a meme at worst.
Because the caloric values take that into consideration
how about this cheesecake
My new bulking recipe
How do you like them apples
You could just drink 2.3 litres of milk
Oh but I have. I had the runs for an entire day so I would not recommend it, I just had mad cravings. I would also recommend not listening to internet fitness/health experts in most cases.
Whys his neck so tiny.
watermelon doesnt have that much calories ,stupid video
>1k in a slice of cheesecake
what the frick, where is all this energy coming from
God
Cheesecake is just a dense blob of heavy cream, eggs, cream cheese, butter, and sugar.
>what the frick, where is all this energy coming from
Fat.
It's almost like basic logic dictates that fat is the most calorically dense macronutrient.
Sure, but even an entire stick of butter has fewer calories than that single slice
first image.... HE MAD..... but in.... SENCOD photo?????? ...... he HAPPY :DDDDD
Just put some protein powder in your cheesecake and you don't need anything else to eat. Simple as
The cheesecake is nutrionally more worth since it has fats too. It will also have more protein since it's cheesecake.
Eating half a watermelon rn. Gonna finish it off later.
I can't wait to see the cum guzzling obese morons in your replies coping with their keto bullshit
an entire watermelon isnt 1000kcal moron.
>makes the guy with cheesecake shorter
fricking lookism Black folk
Yeah, but what about watermelon cheesecake? checkmate atheists.
“Small slice of cheesecake” is like 350kcal. That’s like a 12 oz slice and also probably even more filling than a whole watermelon.
Someone's never eaten a whole watermelon.
Goddamn thank you and OP for the reminder. I'm going grocery shopping later today, and I WILL pick up a watermelon. Love those frickin things.
>cheese with fruit doesn't seems appetizing
Yeah that's cause you're not white. Kaasplank is a white people dish.
>no pate
>no prosciutto
>no salami
Hard pass
It's called a kaasplank a cheeseplate, your idiotic ass would go to a fishmonger and then complain about him not selling steak.
I don't know about your country, but here we can actually afford meat.
Wow so nice that even toilet cleaners such as yourself in your country can afford meat.
Yes, we have indoor plumbing as well.
>frick, I've made a fool off. Better act like a dumb choleric butthole
I accept your defeat.
>Dish
>Sliced cheese and berries on a plate
You arent even white youre the mutt descendent of a slave and a poor viking.
I would kill this israeli c**t with my bare hands
Frick that, I've seen watermelons for $8, that's even worse than GOMAD.
In Texas we have watermelons the size of torsos, not heads. $7 each. Well, I think it's $8 now with inflation
Damn, that girl is 597 years old? She doesn't look a day over 20.
No you dumb frick she's 597 days old you fricking sicko
too old
love HEB
It was rated number 1 grocer in the US by customers, it surpassed trader joes. For me though, I go to both 🙂
Tf, is that cheesecake made of olive oil? An entire fricking pizza has 1000 calories and even a Sachertorte doesn't have nearly as many calories. I call bullshit. Probably 300 calories or so per slice at worst
cheese cakes are just a brick of cream cheese +sugar. wtf did you expect?
a large pizza has 2000+, 3000+ calories what are you fricking talking about. im convinced none of you even look at nutritional information if a slice of cheesecake being 1000 calories is a surprise to you
Does that include the rind what the frick
I eat both
1k calories is not enough, but melons and fruit is exclusively how I get my water intake.
>tfw no cheesecake making gf
>tfw no gf
bro people don't understand how hard dirty bulking actually is
My wife makes me a different flavored cheesecake every year for my birthday. This year was banana cream.
i want to smash his fricking head to the wall
What kind of cheesecake has 1k per slice lmfao. Anyways between those 2 I would still prefer the cheesecake. Watermelon is literally just sugary water.
lying homosexual
Believing anything that the US/UK govs vouch for
>Injected watermelons can have chemicals like nitrate, artificial dye (lead chromate, methanol yellow, Sudan red), carbide, oxytocin, which make it extremely unhealthy for gut health.
What in the ACTUAL FRICK. Even fresh produce is goyslop now.
You didn't know that? Seedless watermelons are all injected to make them that way. You have to grow them yourself to get real watermelons. Yes produce is goyslop. They spray bananas with an agent to accelerate ripening. If you don't separate the dole boxes so the air can breeze through them they heat up and rot.
>You didn't know that?
It's not like there's a sign or a label that lists these kinds of additives. Processed food has to list every coloring agent and additive on their label, yet apparently you can inject fricking oxytocin into fruit and not have to disclose that in any way. Absolutely fricked.
But how did you think growing seedless fruit worked? Look up how avocados and apples are both freaks that have to be cloned. If you plant an apple from a seed the odds of it being a bullshit disgusting crabapple are like 100,000:1. They have to grow both avocados and apples off of spliced clones. Both of them are disgusting normally. The hass avocado or the granny smith is a patented variety.
This isn't even about seedless fruit, the article is talking about injecting artificial dyes for coloration and hormones to make it grow bigger. It's fricked.
Don't worry bro it's WHO approved, they know what they are doing haha.
do you realize that watermelons can weigh anywhere between 4 and 12kg? Wtf is a "whole" watermelon
Sez u
I absolutely do
When I go to my grandma during the summer she always has a shit ton of watermelon in her fridge and makes me eat it
I mean if ur the one to make it, you can basically decide how much calorie dense it will be
Low fat biscuits, easy on the sugar, some shit like philadelphia as cheese maybe mixed with greek yogurt
It ain’t traditional cheesecake but what do you care, USA cuisine is a joke as it is
>CALORIES.... LE BAD
why are ab obsessed weakling dyels all like this?
that cake would be more filling. watermelon is just like drinking.
Calories is fake.
cheesecake has butter, egg and milk in it
watermelon is just sugar + water
Anyone else bulk on 3 watermelons a day?
Interestingly that one slice of cheesecake will have more nutrition than an entire watermelon. It's a pointless comparison made by someone with an infantile reductionist understanding of food. For 1000 calories you could have a large omelette with chopped ham and cheese along with a couple of fish fillets.
watermelon gives me diarrhea
>thread about eating an entire watermelon
>163 posts and not a single one about shitting like crazy the next day
I must be the only person here who has actually eaten an entire watermelon. You WILL have an emergency shit the next day if you eat a whole watermelon (a medium to large watermelon, at least 15 lbs). This shit flushes your colon better than beans. And you'll piss more, too.
Too bad you have to be rich to eat right in the US. I need to move out of this shithole country.