>he doesn't spary his ass with cold water after taking a nasty shit

>he doesn't spary his ass with cold water after taking a nasty shit

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tp and then bidet
    I don't care for shit water splashing everywhere

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Tp and then bidet
      Isn't that how you're supposed to do it anyways? Wipe, spray, wipe, spray, dry.
      Maybe I'm built different but if I just tried to spray and dry like most people allude to doing, there would still be a considerable amount of shit on my ass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Tp and then bidet
      Isn't that how you're supposed to do it anyways? Wipe, spray, wipe, spray, dry.
      Maybe I'm built different but if I just tried to spray and dry like most people allude to doing, there would still be a considerable amount of shit on my ass.

      Not necessary because I don't eat goyslop therefore I don't take messy sloppy joe that require half a roll of tp
      Thanks for outing yourself as a fatass though

      Ditto this. Except I once made the mistake of trying "sugar free" candy from the store and whatever sweetener made me piss out of my ass

      >using toilet paper
      It has BPA, you are losing gains with every wipe

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you have a decent diet you shouldn't have "nasty shits". Humans don't need toilet paper in a natural state.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How many other people’s tiny poop particles are on that thing? Do you enjoy blasting your ass with other people’s poop? Do you enjoy grabbing something that was grabbed by others after wiping, without washing their hands?

    Nah thanks bro I’m good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anyone use the toilet shower head in my house?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the first and only time I washed my ass with one of those things it was at a friend’s house
        I texted him asking for advice and he said to turn up the water volume slowly
        One of the best ass cleanings I ever had, although I prefer my primitive bidet attachment even more. I can get a proper ass blasting without putting my hand back behind me with a bidet attachment instead of the beside-toilet dish sprayer.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I shit while taking a hot shower
    comfy af
    fr fr
    no cap

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what stops you from getting out of the shower and sitting on the toilet...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Must be on the other side of the room maybe.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the armed guard stationed at my sink you fucking retard

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sorry i am not poor i use hot water

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but bro don't you know about the test boost bro ice your asshole bro then ice your balls bro your test bro ice bro

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My shower head isn't removable, so I have to bend over for the water to rinse my ass. I also rub my cheeks together with soap, because like hell I'm using my hands.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you aren't using hands you aren't even remotely coming close to cleaning it. How do you even know it's clean, looking in the mirror? gay

      just touch it

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >don't wipe
    >turn bidet to max
    >spray shit all over my ass and balls
    Feels good man

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >take a 5 lb shit
    >shower with hot water
    >rinse with ice cold water

    This is the way

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You do wash your legs after right?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not necessary because I don't eat goyslop therefore I don't take messy sloppy joe that require half a roll of tp
    Thanks for outing yourself as a fatass though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ditto this. Except I once made the mistake of trying "sugar free" candy from the store and whatever sweetener made me piss out of my ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you have a hairy ass then it really doesn't matter, it will always take far too much toilet paper to get clean. Bidet toilet attachments are a godsend.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just shave your asshole, it’s so much easier to keep it clean. People will say it’s gay but it makes you way less likely to smell like shit, and girls don’t like guys who smell like literal shit.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This confuses, infuriates and depress the lardmerican.
    Really tho, what kind of filthy human waste takes a shit, wipe and think their ass is all clean?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's retarded to have the bidet as a separate fixture. Get with the times, Grandpa.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      with a french-style bidet you have to turn the water on and splash your ass with your hand
      with a bidet attachment you can spray water around and into your ass and not have to touch it

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all these sissy white men cleaning their asses as if they're women meanwhile white women can't stop licking and eating my dirty black asshole lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yellow hands typed this post.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pale hands typed this

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Won't argue with that.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's better, the handheld sprayer or one attached to the seat?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I use baby wipes because I’m not a retard

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not using a portal gun to connect the last inch of your rectum with the local sewage system so you shit straight into underwater piping without a single particle of mess on your buttcheeks

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