He is literally me

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He shagged the Google cofounder's wife
    That's right, even if you're a multibillionaire tech oligarch and about a whim away from becoming dictator of the world, you aren't good enough for a woman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      incel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be leftist cuck
      >get cucked by lolbertiarian
      Many such cases

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        /pol/incel

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          go back to /reddit/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women's standards in 2022 are insane. You could be the richest most powerful guy in the world and a great husband/lover, but if you only have 6 inches the thought of trying a bigger dick will still cross her mind..

      • 2 years ago
        Reddit Randy

        >womens standards are ridiculous
        >men want virgin bimbo blondes in the kali yuga
        >men want a woman who can be a housewife but cant provide
        >men still wont change the system to fix things because they'd rather jack off and complain on the internet
        Very few women have autonomy, if you're in control of the world and continue to corrupt it, your life will become corrupted too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day name gay
          Most men want a woman that isn't a headache and helps in the household.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Incel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did he frick that Amber girl as well while she was with Depp?
      This dude has a kink for women in relationships.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He said that was fake news higher in the comment chain where OP's pic comes from.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If it was fake news wouldn't he sueing them for lying? Pretty sure it's true and he's just on damage control.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Defamation suits are hard, if it was something a source told them and not something they came up with themselves, he won't win.
          For a public figure to win a lawsuit, they have to prove "malicious" intent. For media this means he'd have to prove that they either knowingly lied or that the story didn't meet the standards of that particular media outlet.
          It doesn't matter if the source is lying and media is often allowed to hide their sources in court.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          When it comes to his companies, he's not even that sue happy. When it comes to his personal life, he almost never sues. I imagine it's because the money doesn't mean shit and he'd just rather destroy them in the court of public opinion via some tweets and rabid fanboys. Way less time spent.

          https://i.imgur.com/2Jx0Ul0.jpg

          He is literally me

          His "ages" is probably like two weeks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Google guy and his wife had an open marriage. Being so confident in your alpha status that you allow men to frick your wife is the highest level of alpha. Betas seethe over it because they can't conceptualize it, that's how alpha it is.

      Betas get jealous and "protect" their woman; alphas have a warlord/harem mentality and share freely because they are Pack Leaders. The critical piece is that you are giving permission, she's not doing it without your say.

      Any guy in a wife swapping community will tell how empowering it feels.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >just be a degenerate, goyim, it's alpha
        kys israelite

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          “Degenerate” is a buzzword losers use to cope with all the things they’ve missed out on in life

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Ha! You missed out on other people fricking your wife!
            Weird flex, but okay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elon is also a multibillionaire tech oligarch but with more money than the google guy

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    great thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      chad

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Keep it that way. Once you go down the rabbit hole you sperg out even more

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >men helping men
      Beautiful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do these gays get off embarassing themselves?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They just have enough confidence to be self deprecating. When you've actually made it in life you don't feel the need to convince people you have by emulating cool guys from your favorite movies like you do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bro what is he offering his wife up or offering himself up?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally indistinguishable in the modern world.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sex is highly overrated.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      With you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        f

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder how many non-disclosure agreements he has

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      apparently not enough, since it seems like every other week he artificially inseminates some woman to have kids with

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    some russian oligarch just broke ties with musk because he fricked the russian's wife lmao
    musk gives all the fricks he can and WILL nut in your wife if you let him

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a year ago i had my first kiss and groping sessions and that’s the only i’ve ever had, turned 22 yesterday

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lel it's real
    https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1551389048572301312
    love that african american

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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